Nappy Dolemite
I'm going to die online.
Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm
The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
@sicburns2.bsky.social
Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick. Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
@tripsical.bsky.social
I’m a noone from nowhere who doesn’t matter. Fuck it. (Nsfw) 💦 tip https://venmo.com/u/Tripsical https://bsky.app/profile/angrychango.bsky.social <<banner 🫶🏼
@momspotstash.bsky.social
I used to be funny on the other app. Creative Profesh. Loves dogs, horror, and fart jokes. She/Her My stash: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cvoaonbohssdjhqlu3vp6qe/feed/aaaee6vuxcj6s
@slaya.bsky.social
Hostage in the land of freedumb. Tries too hard. Connect 4 champion & word nerd. Metal and punk mostly. 🤘 Would rather be on a swing. Prefer plants to most people. Fuck fascists, racists, and vile republican assclowns.
@katsch.bsky.social
Pretty pictures and life ramblings can be found here. 🌲PNW🌳 hair stylist. Helicopter pilot🚁 Mom. Goddess, officially. I call dibs on @papito ❤️ She/her
@joleneski.bsky.social
Might steal your man, will definitely share your shitpost. Checkout my starter packs for the undisputed best shitposters on Bluesky.
@visceravalentine.bsky.social
36 | Any pronouns | 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 | 🔞 18+ ONLY | 🚫 No AI 4+ years HRT. Leftist. Pothead. Nerd. Punk. Headbanger. Slut. Vers. Bisexual. Hater. See me naked: onlyfans.com/missviscera (free trial)
@kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well. Weird guy that lives in my house @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
@discovoodoodoll.bsky.social
Just your regular riot 🪩 New England heart 🖤 NorCal life 🌴
@unsub.blocks.listifications.app
Follow me to stop receiving block notifications from @listifications.app and to only receive notifications when you are added to a list (starter pack, mod list, feed list).
@gritgal.bsky.social
Welcome to my erratic digital journal. Boricua born New England-her. Chaotic poster, liker, replier. Sassy, wordy, nerdy, equal rights believing, foodie, art, photography, books, poetry & humor-loving adventurer. Go Celtics! ☘️
@msnis.bsky.social
Pronouns: she/her bangers (and mash) https://bsky.app/profile/msnis.bsky.social/feed/aaaautv2clgh6
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu #HollyRossMusic
@canadianbeave13.bsky.social
🇨🇦 A beaver with a cobra chicken spirit. Elbows up, gloves off. 🇨🇦
@seanjetravers.bsky.social
PhD in Trauma, Popular Culture and Postmodernism. Published with Palgrave Macmillan. Illustrator. Horror, movies, TV, games, cats. #mutantfam she/her
@geraldinepiche.bsky.social
I make art at www.geraldinepiche.com My ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche Autistic Unbearable québécois 📍Tiohtià:ke No AI is used to make my art The hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalbjcl5qrtu
@yeoldebogwitch.bsky.social
.·:*༺Laurelie༻*:·. She/They ♡Queer♡Anti-terf♡Anti-fascist♡TV-MA♡ ☀️Capricorn 🌘Sagittarius 🌄 Virgo 💝Mothman is my BF💝 🎀 Disassociating 🎀 Song lyrics as intrusive thoughts 🎀 Writhing in the bog 🎀 Casual Witchcraft I'm not flirting it's adhd & autism
@knewagirlnic.bsky.social
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not. Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
@breadery.bsky.social
Punk Rock and Parmesan Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@chy2chy.bsky.social
Pagan with an attitude, ttrpg player, gamer, enthusiast of things chaotic. She/Her (sometimes It. IYKYK) (DMs are open. Not saying I'll be able to respond to everyone or even that I'll want to respond to everyone)
@crystalchambers.bsky.social
perfect part time lover funnier in person meetcrystalchambers.com
@rocketgrrl.bsky.social
ᴇɴɢɪɴᴇᴇʀ, ʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪꜱᴛ, ʀᴀᴘꜱᴄᴀʟʟɪᴏɴ. ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ ɢᴏᴇꜱ ᴛᴏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ #𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙼
@scarymary.bsky.social
Omen. Conjuring the living Devil. Photography. Horror. DiabloIV. Praying to Satan. ⛧ 🚫 NO POLITICS. I don't use Alt Text. So don't scream at me about it. Completely unavailable. In love with the most amazing man to ever exist in every lifetime. ✨W❣️
@dreamsingray.bsky.social
My refuge is here with all of you Picking up the pieces after leaving my abusive MAGA spouse and a broken ankle in May. GOFUNDME: https://gofund.me/9e639852
@saharkhalili.bsky.social
streaming consciousness daily #auspol Follow the money for our political parties👇 https://linktr.ee/aec_insights
@starlula.bsky.social
Deranged doll and spooky bitch. Gallows humor but make it sparkly. Talk nerdy to me. She/her 🏳️⚧️
@trickykat.bsky.social
Real life is my alt baby Latest Tricks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto Trickshots - Best of : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
@theregoesrichie.bsky.social
the world below is made up emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
@taffetav.bsky.social
First of all, I am a DELIGHT. Writer. Late night DJ on KOPN. Voice actor. Redhead. Bon vivant. Living at the intersection of the corn belt/rust belt. she/her My site: taffetav.com My radio show: mixcloud.com/TaffetaV/
@ridiculoussheri.bsky.social
Just your average adorable, fat, disabled, intersectional feminist cat lady being stupid on the internet. I was funny in 2015.
@firebrand3.bsky.social
aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site. Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app
@matchandkerosene.bsky.social
Welcome to my playground of poor decisions and great lighting with a side of commentary. You can see my face and a lot more here: https://onlyfans.com/thematchandkerosene
@ellelove.bsky.social
Chicago Napper & Lovergirl • Researcher, M.D. '22 • A Soft Place to Land • I mean it, I'll come over and take a nap. But let's have some fun first. https://elle-love.com [email protected] Wishlist: https://throne.com/ellelovechi CA: $ellelovexoxo
@thetigersez.bsky.social
Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car. I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
@quitabunnies.bsky.social
Welcoming the orca overlords in all of their endeavors Cat fan Anti-capitalist Anti-fascist Free Palestine 🇵🇸 She/her ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️ Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
@blondecalamity.bsky.social
Just here for the free cake and women’s rights.