National Inquirer
A very real periodical that employs @TooGooden17. A great publication.
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New York Mets Senior Beat Writer for @NatlInquirer. 3x Pulitzer Winner. BBWAA HOF Voter. Weather, Ornithology, HIPAA, Graphics & Submersible Expert. Infamously the one guy that did not vote for Ichiro