Neo Melonas
coffee powered noise machine. keyboard enthusiast. posts are my own.
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he/him
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@cpsc.gov
Your U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission. Product safety info, data, and recalls. Standing for safety since 1972. Official account of the USCPSC. HQ: Bethesda, MD. Subscribe for recall emails on CPSC.gov. Report unsafe products on SaferProducts.gov
@alexkarne.com
Cuban-American author and overall decent human. Currently working on becoming my best self. Loves Cozy Fantasy and LitRPGs. Trans people are welcome here. https://www.patreon.com/TheDeliciousMeats
@kewkoh.bsky.social
Cartoonist/Animator. Creator of Feral Mills. New comics every week! Patreon: patreon.com/Kewkoh Archive: feralmills.com
@emily.gorcen.ski
Technologist, storyteller, activist. Opinions my own. Creator of @lefttoourowndevices.blog and @brandblock.online 📍Charlottesville / Berlin en / de / es Posts autodelete after 2 days. Some posts automated. Web: emilygorcenski.com Bookwyrm.social/EmilyG
@tbocart.bsky.social
@mutant.tech
An experimental emoji set with new twists - more flexible, inclusive and fun. Made by @nocturne.works. Check it out at https://mutant.tech.
@milkyboxboy.bsky.social
Artist / Monster Girl Lover / Local Dyslexic Info: milkyboxboy.carrd.co
@scrubquotes.bsky.social
Real quotes from real scrubs. Content warning: slurs and worse. Posted earlier than on Twitter, as a treat! Submissions via @, DM and Discord: https://discord.com/invite/gDRGjhf
@mango-media.bsky.social
We like mangos and publish books! Publisher of 30+ books on Kindle. Join our discord: https://discord.gg/7ytpqzTRvh
@ganglemanva.bsky.social
voice guy (nb). in things like #SPLATTER #VitaCarnis and #MyFriendlyNeighborhood . i do many voice funnies
@vampirestepdad.com
I make music that sounds like a John Hughes movie you've not yet seen. Synthwave / Retrowave Wholesome AF - He/Him I also love horror movies and home haunts and crafting/woodworking. Currently starting a UX Career. linktr.ee/vampirestepdad
@cakejumper.bsky.social
Irish girl 🇮🇪 Internet jester Bígí deas 🎨 #cakejumpart Business: cakejumpercakejumper@gmail.com http://www.twitch.tv/cakejumper
@honey-goblin.bsky.social
An art goblin+vtuber(she/her)🎨 Commissions🖌️(reopening 2025): http://honey-goblin.carrd.co Merch: honeygoblin.com Model art+rig done by me! Twitch: twitch.tv/honey_goblin
@localthunk.com
Creator of Balatro ( @playbalatro.com ) Business and Media Inquiries: balatro@playstack.com Blog: localthunk.com Direct contact: localthunk.contact@gmail.com 🇨🇦
@altspaceforce.altgov.info
Boldly going where no Jedi has beamed before. Earth is our spaceship. #AltGov
@altscalesofjustice.altgov.info
DOJ executive providing honest commentary on American politics. Opinions are my own and do not represent those of my employer. “Morgan” in the book “We Are #AltGov” by Dr. Amanda Sturgill. (I have NO financial ties to the book) Twitter: @altScalesOfJust
@diplo-drama.bsky.social
Make good choices! #swiftie #altgov #nafo #accidentaldiplomat
@altwasonps.bsky.social
#AltNPS Unofficial Washington D.C. Office #Resistance Team. Protect & preserve the US from fascism #AltGov #WeAreAltGov I study everything and know nothing.
@roguenasa.altgov.info
Not an official NASA account. Come for the facts, stay for the snark.🥄 Same team from Twitter but with more gray hairs. 🚀🛰️🧪🔭 climate.nasa.gov they/them 🏳️🌈🫶🏳️⚧️
@altuscustoms.altgov.info
Since 2017, I have fought against the growing fascist threat from Trumplestiltskin and his loyal minions, including the entire GOP and its base. Not affiliated with nor represents USCBP. Opinions are my own. #AltGov
@alttaxpro.altgov.info
#WeAreAltGov Might be IRS, might be Dept of Revenue...wait for the audit to FAFO Typically found cussing at most laws #AuDHD #ActuallyAutistic Sarcastic AF potty-mouth middle-child latchkey #GenXer #NAFO 🇺🇦 Former #FellaForger
@altmtrainier.com
🏔️ "Echoing the majesty of nature” 🏔️ Celebrating the beauty and wonder of the Pacific Northwest. 🏔️ Nature knows me as: təqʷuʔmaʔ, təqʷuʔbəd, təqʷuʔbəʔ, taqʷuʔma, təqubəd, təqʷubəʔ, t(xʷ)xʷaq’ʷ, A Lushootseed First Nations Language.
@altnatsecagency.bsky.social
Former SIGINT Analyst. He/him. Deep State Operative ™ Alleged Antifa Leader ™ POG LEG REMF™ Astronaut Diaper™ Vampire ™ May be spying on you right now
@protip.altgov.info
I’m not new, I’m just new *here*. You know me, I know you. The sun’ll come out tomorrow.
@altgovdoc.altgov.info
General health and science information #medsky #emedsky Posts 🚫 med advice. Please, seek the care of your physician if you have any concerns.
@altbiker.altgov.info
Leather wearing, beer drinking, motorcycle riding member of #AltGov FAFO
@altmusician.altgov.info
Fighting 4 democracy&end corruption on a global stage Wrked directly in WhiteHouse w/ Obama Biden Harris since 2012 Wrkd Harris Walz 2024 campaign US Secret Service Vetted TS/SCI &Yankee White clearance Liberty 🗽 & Equality 4 all #AltGov #Resist
@altdhs.altgov.info
Not the official DHS account (if they even have one). Gov employee. Posting about DHS and gov news & other related topics. I swear a lot. #Altgov Discl: Not an official spokesperson for DHS. All opinions my own.
@altdod.bsky.social
retired, former, crusty cog that was in the machine, mostly snark, sometimes insightful. Knows enough to be dangerous, sometimes useful. #altgov (VIC) 31N AA 66021 00000
@mattcortezlaw.bsky.social
A Jabroni in a former life. Civil litigation attorney in this life. I put the “Find Out” in FAFO. Licensed in California.
@badhombrenps.bsky.social
Unofficial feed of Badlands National Park. Protecting rugged scenery, fossil beds, 244,000 acres of mixed-grass prairie & wildlife from two-bit cheetoh-hued despots. OG #AltGov #Altnps #TheResistance #prodemocracy #resist #punchnazis #wildernesswarrior
@dataprism.altgov.info
Retired Fed. I survived 45. Honored to have served the people — always of the people, by the people, for the people. #Resist with compassion. #ClimateChange is #Science. #TribalSovereignty is treaty law. Proud to be #altGov #NAFO #LGBTQ
@altcityhall.altgov.info
You can fight fascism, but you can’t fight AltCityHall. Maybe your local city hall, though. #AltGov
@alt-dea.altgov.info
Retired Senior Special Agent Federal Drug Law Enforcement. #AltGov #Resistance #Resist #fuckdemguys #stopthecoup #fuckitdriveon
@bartenderresists.altgov.info
#AltGov #Resist #TheResistance “We do not bend the knee. We do not surrender. We fight, until we win or die.” — Lynn Stahl, #AltGov “Our power is not just our voices, it’s our money. We choose how and where we spend it.” — me #BoycottElSalvador
@msbtterswrth.altgov.info
Award-winning Baltimore based web developer, product nerd, mother (humans, dogs, cats, chickens…), baking enthusiast, nature lover. #civtech #resist #altgov #swiftie 🥄
@altcdc.altgov.info
A collective of public health experts. Resisting harmful policies, fighting disinformation, and defending public health from within. Not an official CDC account—but close enough for transmission. Proudly #AltGov Tips -> Signal: altcdc.99
@alt-hhs.altgov.info
Promoting health and science and resistance against pseudoscience, disinformation, and fascism.
@alt-irs.altgov.info
This is a #AltGov account. Federal employee. Love my job. Ask for help and you shall receive. Read any USPS mail you get from the IRS. #Resist #spoon 🥄
@roguevha-mkii.altgov.info
Army vet, PA➡️CA, VHA employee, more centrist than BlueSky prefers. Views don’t reflect official agency policy but probably should. “I’m not playing cards” - V.Zelensky Me neither Mr. President, me neither. 🦅 @tjsoles.bsky.social IRL
@altfws.altgov.info
Resist! Conservation over corporations. #ALTgov This account is not affiliated with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. FWS employees can reach out via DM to share stories.
@altdoi.altgov.info
We are dedicated DOI employees who swore an oath to the constitution to protect the Nation’s natural resources and cultural heritage. Officially *unofficial* account. Do not approach the wildlife. This bison bites back. #AltGov
@altusaid.altgov.info
We're here and we're still From the American People 🤝 🇺🇲