They're calling me an impurity now. This is getting annoying. Message me if you need a high-powered rifle or anything else.

https://illegalfirearms.straw.page/

(This is a parody account for the project moon universe and unaffiliated with PM in any way)

official Bluesky account (check username👆)

Bugs, feature requests, feedback: support@bsky.app

I barely know what an office is, but apparently the head doesn't like us cuz we do illegal things.. But I get super cool instruments of violence and oranges!

https://nofficecreature.straw.page

(This account is not affiliated with PM im only a parody :3)

Harper Stone, Naught Workshop Office Creature

Fitzrey Armani, Naught Workshop Office Operator

Bluesky