Not Your State Rep
I’m not your state rep. Satire account. Politically aligned with Chaos, a Hornets Nest, and the Bailey’s one drinks from Old Greg’s shoe.
Q. What state?
A. Emergency? Anxiety? Who knows.
@maks23.bsky.social
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@jonathanslater.bsky.social
Help who you can, when you can, for as long as you can. City From Above. We live and we struggle. No DM’s Born April 1. Really!
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formerly like a housewife but with lots of opinions / internet reporter / DEI hire
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funny things for cool stuff (Dropout, Adult Swim, Devolver, Raw Fury) | mgmt: [email protected]
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Writer of scripts. Attempter some quips. Eater your chips. #WynonnaEarp etc. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0028118/
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Yorkshire’s finest and contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4
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@andrewchamings.bsky.social
British journalist in California. SFGate editor-at-large. also the Atlantic, Vice, SF Weekly. I write about crime and history and misfits and buildings. dm story tips
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