DoorDash Ortolan
Forget your dainty fantasies and learn to move like the eyeless beast you must become.
Past lives include running a gaming news website for a shitty online retailer and writing offensive hockey jokes for SB Nation.
Previously @Megalodork on twitter
@ugarles.bsky.social
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@demilardner.bsky.social
I’m rolling down a hill really fast and I can’t stop, my long vagina is wrapping around me in the motion and the end of it is hitting me in the face
@gooffkings.bsky.social
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@stefanheck.bsky.social
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