DoorDash Ortolan
Forget your dainty fantasies and learn to move like the eyeless beast you must become.
Past lives include running a gaming news website for a shitty online retailer and writing offensive hockey jokes for SB Nation.
Previously @Megalodork on twitter
@kacho.bsky.social
Illustrator from Glasgow, Scotland. Available for commissions. https://www.instagram.com/scottormsby/ https://ko-fi.com/scottormsby
@michaelwhelan.bsky.social
Fine artist of Imaginative Realism. Retired illustrator of Science Fiction and Fantasy. Winner of 15 Hugo Awards. Inducted into the SF Hall of Fame in 2009.
@rocogirl.bsky.social
live in Tokyo. 👩→ENFJ-A.SHE/HER 🐶→name is #Masuke （♂） Miniature Dachshund（red）at age 16🎉 Masuke＝真助 真→ mean the truth. 助→ mean to help. It's a name that means we want you to always be there to help us!
@skygraph.art
Layered community detection, built on old gaming PC for fun, art and feeds by @witch.monster. https://skygraph.art Visualization of communities based on @jaz.bsky.social's Atlas ⚫->🟢->🟠->🟣->🔵 Opt out: @optout.skygraph.art
@roadside.xor.blue
i post public domain photographs from the john margolies roadside america archive in the library of congress. unaffiliated. built by @xor.blue
@seanbaby.bsky.social
Co-Hotdogist at 1900HOTDOG.com, Dogg Zzone 9000 podcast, Internet Treasure
@springfieldians.bsky.social
all the background weirdos, one-offs, and perfectly cromulent townsfolk from america's s̶c̶r̶o̶d̶ ̶b̶a̶s̶k̶e̶t̶ crud bucket. former home of sex cauldron (rip)
@ca-dmv-bot.bsky.social
Real personalized license plate applications that the California DMV received from 2015-2017. Posts hourly. Not the CA DMV. (-Infinity% complete)
@comiccontext.bsky.social
Panels from #comics - out of context. That makes them funnier...sometimes. Your home for #ComicsOutofContextAfterDark and #HalJordanRuinsEverything.
@mrdumbshit.bsky.social
@10000sandwiches.whitecanof.monster
Break bread until there's nothing left. Pizza party on legs. Communist. He/him. Find me on discord, I'm just as dumb there.
@mothcub.bsky.social
I draw bunnies & play 3DS ૮ • ﻌ - ა 🌸 mothcub.neocities.org ⭐️ youtube.com/mothcub
@burgerbot.bsky.social
I love to make burgers for you! Original burger-api code from @jonhendren.com . Image generation and Bluesky bot engineered by Your Secret Lover<3
@stinasdemons.com
I share the Horror & spread the Dread. She/Her/Weirdo/Horror Lover/AuDHD/TradArtist/Book Reviewer/Malcontent/Misanthrope 🤷🏳️🌈🤷♂️ 🚫 No AI No NFTs No Crypto 🚫 💙📚 #MSReview 🎨 https://stinasdemons.bigcartel.com 🎨 Art feed 😈🎨🦇
@ryannorth.ca
You know, the @qwantz.com guy! The Fantastic Four / Squirrel Girl / Krypto the Super Dog guy? The How To [Invent Everything | Take Over The World] guy? The non-linear Shakespeare guy? The "stuck in a hole with his dog" guy? Look.. I'm a lot of guys
@discoposting.bsky.social
(She/They) Disco Elysium fan account. Tag for reskeets on Disco posts.
@defstanvga.bsky.social
Retro and modern computer games, hardware, software, and history. All screenshots, videos, photos, and words by @dreamworrier.bsky.social. Blog: https://standardissuecomputing.blog he/him
@mobydickatsea.bsky.social
Random lines from Moby Dick. Bot conceived, coded, and curated by @samplereality.bsky.social. Follow the companion bot @findmobydick.bsky.social for sources.
@retro-commercials.bsky.social
Human. Posting screenshots (sometimes with commentary) from 🇺🇸/🇨🇦 retro commercials/station IDs/interstitials/etc. throughout the day. Run by @seraphiscain.bsky.social
@brutalismbot.com
Béton brut for bluesky — by @spice.bsky.social 🇨🇺#EndTheBlockade 🇵🇸#FreePalestine
@theslides.bsky.social
Bot posting 4x daily from Sam Biddle's curated collection of US military slides from the Cold War era. Main site: https://www.sambiddle.com/35mm-scans Slides courtesy @sambiddle.com Bot by @brian.gawalt.com
@reanimatedgszn.bsky.social
never traded luka doncic. coveted reply guy. will beat your ass. curator of the Thousand People Project.
@retrotechdreams.bsky.social
Retro tech, early web & vintage computing. 80s, 90s, 2000s nostalgia. Follow for daily posts.
@meetyourmako.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, cell phone bird photographer, San Jose Sharks-watcher
@hbomberguy.bsky.social
🖥️ Gaming Youtuber, Media Critic, Philosopher King 🤴 💙 Patreon.com/Hbomb 📩 Enquiries to contact@hbomb.zone
@mobute.bsky.social
Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa. https://linktr.ee/mobute
@torqpenderloin.bsky.social
✶✶✶✶ WBCW MELTDOWN: @wrestlingbrain on twitch mondays at 9c Chicago, IL
@ruralindexing.bsky.social
Buildings, signs, and symbols indexed by keyword. Original photographic documentation since 2010. Chicago, IL — www.ruralindexingproject.com
@ickbat.bsky.social
Used to be a galactic archaeologist. Now I design tabletop games about epic heists, illegal mech racing, daring sky pirates, doomed expeditions, and other such nonsense. 🚀 Black Armada Tales cast member. https://ickbat.itch.io
@montereybayaquarium.org
How do you do, fellow squids? 🌊 We're your frondly Aquarium with a mission to inspire conservation of the ocean. https://www.montereybayaquarium.org
@weirdsatellite.bsky.social
Weird Spy Satellite Imagery. A speculative surveillance bot by @samplereality.bsky.social
@frownt.bsky.social
Imagining a boot stamping on a human face forever and easily rotating it in three dimensions with my high IQ. Still up and moving around, taking nourishment.
@tomgauld.bsky.social
Cartoonist and Illustrator. My book of science cartoons, PHYSICS FOR CATS, is available to preorder! www.tomgauld.com
@libbycwatson.com
twitch.tv/libtron libbycwatson.com for writing commissions don’t make fun of my website
@vghistory.bsky.social
a meditation on videogame history. donate to my ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/moshboy/ also find me on mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@moshboy nfaq: https://pastebin.com/vUmrYKx6
@datlow.bsky.social
Award-winning editor of short sf/f/h. I live & die by the Oxford comma & I skeet about my passions, take it or leave it. I block mooks-don't be one. she/her