Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!
Irl: Edutainment & sketch comedy. Here: Shitposts. 18+
There's a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work.
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@sundaedivine.bsky.social
Laugh at the absurd, ponder the peculiar, and celebrate the sheer randomness of existence. DC native.
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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductee GRAMMYS Lifetime Achievement Award Questions or complaints,,, harass my management: FlavorFlavMgmt@gmail.com
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Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (bit.ly/3kLgJKO) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (patreon.com/omnibusproject).
@maisenow.bsky.social
Just a 30ish year old nonbinary girl and her weird little cat. Favorite things are birds, cats, Dwarf Fortress, and eclectic shitposting. Freja's instagram is @wheezybeanfreja
@sundaycreature.bsky.social
I'm Arras! Cosplayer since 2006, jeweler since 2015 Owner of @endangeredartbooks.com Real life zoologist! Probably older than you think I am They/them https://ko-fi.com/sundaycreature
@sarahxelizvbeth.bsky.social
trans || lesbian || leftist || musician bands: analecta, Chin Up! (she/her) mdni 🔞 discord: same username
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I love to paint spaceships, dinosaurs, and robots. Flight systems steady, impulse engines ready. She/her https://anavoltzart.com/
@tkingfisher.com
Wrote some books, won some awards. Strong feelings about plants. She/her
@ianfortey.bsky.social
🍁NY Times & Amazon best-selling horror and comedy writer. Taco supporter. Formerly of Cracked and College Humor. Writer of WereCage & a book about Eve6. Here's my books, you beautiful buggers - https://books2read.com/b/werecage
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@shrikhalpada.dev
creative coder + principal software engineer also into coffee shops, sad folk music, roller hockey, and playing chess poorly data viz: http://perthirtysix.com creative coding: http://shrikhalpada.dev/projects
@lartist.bsky.social
Your Cartoonist Uncle LICD.com - New comics seven days a week! - he/him/unca lar at lartist dot com Avatars for MS Society of Canada: https://msspwalk.donordrive.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=55817
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Life coaching and creative consultation services by Hana Michels. Enjoy stock photo of white ladies doing yoga. Contact/book appt: Hanamichelsla@gmail.com https://linktr.ee/sparkcreativecoaching
@slapstickfest.bsky.social
🎭Bringing the best in silent and visual comedy to a larger audience since 2005 🎉Big Comedy Bash at The Hexagon in Reading 3rd July 2025 https://linktr.ee/slapstickfestival
@hundredsofbeavers.bsky.social
In the 19th century, a drunken applejack salesman must go from zero to hero and become North America's greatest fur trapper by defeating hundreds of beavers. hundredsofbeavers.com linktr.ee/hundredsofbeavers
@timmarchman.bsky.social
I’m an editor at WIRED and have previously written and edited for a number of places, including my tinned fish newsletter Popping Tins. Timothy_marchman@wired.com. Signal me at timmarchman.01.
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@lauradarby.bsky.social
🌊 Laura Darby | Communications & Branding Consultant 🔹 Expert in strategic messaging and audience engagement. 🔹 Project Manager for MPAth 2.0: Advancing sustainable blue economy solutions. 🔹 Advocate for inclusivity, empowerment, and collaboration.
@fenken.bsky.social
Archaeological geophysicist, heritage nerd, Running Punk, musician and ex-dancer.
@fathomverse.bsky.social
🦀 cozy sci-non-fi: a free mobile game designed to inspire a new wave of ocean explorers and improve AI for ocean life 🌊 play now on any mobile device to explore the depths and contribute to science 🦑 solution of @fathomnet.bsky.social
@missmouse.bsky.social
Trying to do right in a screwed up world. I cover protests and things. Bit of a miscreant. The circus life made me mean. (she/her)
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
Historian. Author. Professor. Budding Curmudgeon. I study the contrast between image and reality in America, especially in politics.
@kenklippenstein.bsky.social
Independent journalist. Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268. Join my newsletter 👇👇👇 kenklippenstein.substack.com
@madmonstress.bsky.social
When high femme meets swamp witch with a lagniappe of feral goblin. Queer, poly, messy, s*x educator, author, Smut Slam DC host, burlesque performer. Aka Diva Darling.
@knittingcultlady.bsky.social
Daniella Mestyanek Young; Scholar of cults, extreme groups, and extremely bad leadership. Author of UNCULTURED. Combat veteran; TEDx Speaker; Organizational psychologist, Harvard MA
@auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social
Former German Nazi concentration & extermination camp Auschwitz. Official account. We commemorate victims, educate about history & preserve the authentic site. www.auschwitz.org | lesson.auschwitz.org | podcast.auschwitz.org
@leighannlord.bsky.social
comedian – author – Human. Comedy Special "Even More Funny Women of a Certain Age" now streaming on Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, and Google Play! Follow me on Substack.
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@izzi8bit.bsky.social
35, Trans Femme (She/Her), Sapphic af Pixel Artist & Animator Clean Up Animator for MeatCanyon, collaborator with MASHED, and currently working on my own clown game. Honk Honk. #BowserPosting / #PrincessPeachPosting
@mikewtrapp.bsky.social
Currently, TV writer. Formerly, head writer of CollegeHumor. Futurely, sustenance for robot overlords.
@wendyrcade.bsky.social
She/they. Queer, gender-chaotic actor, adventurer, vintage enthusiast. Company member with DeBracey Productions joust. SAG-AFTRA. 11/9 - 11/10: Myth & Medieval Fest Myrtle Beach w/DeBracey 11/14 (8p), 16 (2p): Nu Sass' A Bright Room Called Day, DC
@whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com
Your essential guide to the shock and awe in national politics. A sane, once-a-day newsletter helping normal people make sense of the news. https://whatthefuckjusthappenedtoday.com/ By @mattkiser.bsky.social Backup account @wtfjht.bsky.social
@bowlerhatscience.org
Science writer, journalist, physicist, hat man, cat man, queer. Pfp by @makinaro.com . See my pinned posts if you're wondering why I disappeared and reappeared.