Paul Turner
No one of any significant importance.
Plays darts badly and wears shorts a lot.
Used to add up numbers for a living.
Brummie exiled in Cornwall.
@dankackroyd.bsky.social
If you like tweets you’re in for a treat 🤫 https://linktr.ee/Ruth_Husko
@spudgunmoo.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Moo. Raccoon enthusiast. Artist. Recluse. 🦻 Deaf old bag. Not single. Not interested.
@andyparmo.co.uk
Phlegm. Gusset. Mound. Sputum. Minge. Sheath. Girth. Pouch. Flap. Moist. Yeasty. Spurt. Seepage. These are all words my missus hates. Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
@redskyatnight.bsky.social
Curious ghoul. ‘This confused worker’ - the Daily Mail ‘On the short side, dressed in black’ - my dad CAUTION: May contain the Devil. #COYS
@mostlygrumpy.bsky.social
I’m in my 50’s. If you’re younger get a wood burner a dog and leave work at 5. You’ll thank me later.
@roylepin.bsky.social
@rhodri.biz
Vapid Response Unit. Writer, not always about tech. Gadget editor at ft.com/htsi Also, musical human. Producer for Lush Handmade Sounds. Perform with Scritti Politti, Lost Crowns, Sweet Billy Pilgrim, Spearmint etc. More info at rhodri.biz
@pyramidhead76.bsky.social
@davidmuttering.bsky.social
Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.
@gailmyerscough.co.uk
• Surface pattern design & illustration • Art prints | Stationery | Homewares • Available for licensing & collaborations • Shop, portfolio & contact ↓ https://linktr.ee/gailmyerscough
@tindergirl.bsky.social
Bumbling on Tinder. Tindering on Bumble. The baffling world of dating again in your 40’s. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. http://www.dateadvisor.love
@sophierumble.bsky.social
Rarely sleeps. Faffs with flowers. Fan of decent humans. If you’re kind we’ll get along swimmingly.
@bmcfadden.bsky.social
“Life exists because art is not enough” ThalassoPhile - Musical Magpie - Sapiosexual
@witteringboo.bsky.social
Gin loving, nonsense chatting, yarn fiddler. Occasionally sublime, mostly ridiculous. ‘Small, but perfectly formed’ ‘Daftie’
@mynameisgill.bsky.social
Inventor of beef hula hoop advent calendars (awaiting patent). Middle-aged fashionista. Found mainly in Glasgow and Yorkshire and sometimes around the globe. A Weegie at heart. 🏴
@jenbren.bsky.social
Starring in alphabetical order, Yodellin' Zeke, Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan & Ernest Borgnine. Erstwhile Dubliner now Yorkshire. Lead singer of Beastie Girls, Geto Boyz & Napalm Death. Pube=pub in my religion. Politics & 47th-obsessed accounts get blocked.
@mistifieduk.bsky.social
Australian embroidery geek in London 🇦🇺💜🧵💜🇬🇧 I like to tell people when I’m going on train journeys I tend to overshare
@andiedelicacy.bsky.social
Couch potato, hermit, eyeliner advocate, acquired taste. Just saving a space for when the other place dies. No GCs please (gender criticals or Giles Corens)
@sulis.bsky.social
@simplycornwall.bsky.social
Comms in Cornwall 〓〓 /degrowth greeneconomy / housing & homelessness / Trustee for Women’s Centre Cornwall & The 2 Minute Foundation / sea swimming, kayaking, on the moor, in a pub, in my van, beach cleaning, climate, tofueating 💫
@avasantina.bsky.social
Political Correspondent and superloop fan @politicsjoe.bsky.social
@petergeoghegan.bsky.social
Investigative journalist. Author of best-selling book Democracy for Sale - and best-selling newsletter of same name. Sign up for Democracy for Sale newsletter: https://democracyforsale.substack.com/
@davidtwilcock.bsky.social
Deputy Political Editor at Mail Online. Foodie, occasional photographer. LFC
@soph-husk.bsky.social
Political Correspondent at the Daily Mirror. Find me on TikTok @soph_husk. Email me: [email protected]
@mattchorley.bsky.social
📻BBC Radio 5 Live weekdays 2pm-4pm 🇺🇸Americanswers Mondays BBC Sounds 🎤Stand-up shows coming in 2025 ✍️Subscribe to mailing list mattchorley.com
@crunro.bsky.social
Politics man for the UK's biggest newspaper, Metro. You can get in touch with me at [email protected] Subscribe to the Alright, Gov? newsletter – all your friends and neighbours already have, and they're wondering what's taking you so long.
@pronouncedalva.bsky.social
Associate Editor at Bloomberg, covering UK politics. Ex-New Statesman, Politico's Westminster Insider podcast. Bred and buttered in Belfast. Sometimes TV/radio/podcasts.