Paul Lander
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
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@lisabelle.bsky.social
Prefer horses to humans. Living a simple life in rural France. Love gardening, drawing and DIY. Obsessed with US politics. Worried for all Americans right now.
@pitti42.bsky.social
#Felon47 and his Republican minions have abandoned the democratic Ukraine by siding with the Russian dictator and war criminal Putin. Now they are plunging the world into a recession. That's why I am here: #StopFascism #MomSky #Resister Husband, twins+
@shorepatrol.bsky.social
"I am the MFing Shore Patrol MFer!" Irish🍀☠️Pirate 💙Fighting for democracy💙 USCG🛟⚓Vet. I love TV, Film, Actors, Directors and Artists. NYC to L.A. and the Cape. Bad actor. Fuck🖕tRump Comedy saves lives, trying to make you laugh.
@pammovotes.bsky.social
Calling all good Resisters. I followed Rachel Maddow and Lawrence O'Donnell here. Senator Amy Klobuchar for Minority Leader. Schumer vs. a head of Lettuce; Hegseth vs. a head of Lettuce, any bets? Thank you, UK. Please follow back #Resistance
@pclayton115.bsky.social
Tried to avoid the election results by voting Blue all down the line. Staff to 3 cats. Music helps. NY Bar no. 1970680 Strengthen the things that remain or Hold Everything Dear. (Searching for a motto.) DMs are off. NY-19 💙 voter
@littlesteevo.bsky.social
Liberal Canadian watching in horror as MAGA tries to destroy America from within. How did being decent to one another become so hard?
@sportponies.bsky.social
I WORK OUT FRONT OF TESLA IN KITCHENER ONTARIO CANADA. 🤣😅😂 #PROTESTING on the sidewalk📢📢📣🔊 😁 #ElonBgone LOL #TeslaTakeDown #TakeDownElonMusk6FEET https://www.teslatakedown.com/
@therealjam.bsky.social
sharing my journey of addiction & recovery to give others hope that a new beginning is possible! #wedorecover #RecoveryPosse #Sobersky Never. Ever. Trump. #RESIST💙✊ “The power of the people is greater than the people in power”Sen.Corey Booker
@cooltxchick.bsky.social
Author, screenwriter, independent journalist. TV/Movie List writer for Collider. Pardon the Insurrection podcast co-host. Democracy dies in the daylight…
@sufa-indivisible.bsky.social
Speaking Up for America/Indivisible is an Indivisible group in northern Palm Beach County, FL. Eight years of resisting..and we are not stopping now.
@gizelle-m-bushey.bsky.social
Trying to believe that there’s something better in this world
@wendybird47.bsky.social
Group Travel Planner. Mom to daughter in law enforcement. SoCal sunshine and beaches are my happy place. No Dm’s please.
@mcut66.bsky.social
Lover of the outdoors, girl dad, and mourning the loss of the country that I thought I lived in.
@tfaithfulwarrrior.bsky.social
Public theologian (Liberation, Process, Queer AF), Faith Leader for the AZ Poor People's Campaign, Activist, and Community Organizer, love our fur babies, navigating life amidst uncertainty. 🚫 DMs from random folx 🚫 Fan Only followers 🚫 MAGA or Hate
@johnnyfreeusa.bsky.social
Doing time in the universal mind. CU alum with degrees in the social sciences. Navy Veteran. Old school biker. Reader. Animal lover. Freedom fighter. Let's do this! #RESIST #StrongerTogether #FBR
@djayburr3.bsky.social
“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.” Sinclair Lewis If you see injustice GET UP & use whatever privilege you have for good. Yes, I voted for her - NO DMs or 🙅🏻♀️ 💙 RN, Mom, Mimi
@jsull006.bsky.social
House Husband, Girl Dad X4, Antique Store Clerk, Aspiring Political Scientist, Animal Lover, 🌈Rights are Human Rights.🚫DM solicitation. At all. Please . ✌🏼️💙🌎🌍🌏
@dalskov.bsky.social
Retired teacher from Denmark. Politics, knowledge, education, satire. The Banner is from Karrebæk fjord. You are what you know.🥸
@abonneyhoffman.bsky.social
Freelance writer & editor. Historian by education; strategic marketing management by profession; pain in the arse by avocation. Montani semper liberi in the PNW & Mount Holyoke alumna. Walk softly and carry a big shtick.
@lvcorgs.bsky.social
Retired! Love science, art, dogs, wine, and good food. Momma to 2 sweet, crazy Goldens. Happily married. #liberal #equalrights #ally #prochoice #bluecrew #democrat #progressive #resister 🚫DM 🚫maga 🚫porn 🚫bigots
@blondie811.bsky.social
It's never a good time to bow down to a tyrant ... don't give into lies. Don't give into fear. Hold on to the truth and hope. ~Jim Acosta #RESIST Be kind 🇺🇸🇨🇺🇱🇧🇺🇦🇲🇽🇨🇦🌈 🚫MAGA "There is no living in love without some sorrow but the greatest sorrow is not to love".
@scott-brian-b.bsky.social
I have always thought in the back of my mind, cheese & onions. Met fan, Eagle fan, deal with it. Dem with an attitude #LGM #GoBirds
@megcastiel.bsky.social
Late diagnosed AuDHD with multiple chronic illnesses. I will likely say something that's not quite right, so please be patient with me. My brain goes faster than my mouth does, and I don't get all the words right every time. Don't ask for my real name.
@stopbeingaderp.bsky.social
Husband, father, veteran, cancer survivor, gun owner/control, pro-choice, deadpan humor, sarcastic AF, obscene potty mouth, GenXer, salty & critical thinker. Wisconsin 💙
@a-okd.bsky.social
I am a devoted husband, proud father, and loving grandfather, with family at the heart of everything I do. As an open-minded person, I believe in empathy, fairness, and the golden rule—treating others as I wish to be treated
@wildela.bsky.social
Blue dot in a red sea, cat lady, GenX. Hoping against hope to find hope again. Yarn arts, sailing, mountains, feral cat rescue are my things. 🚫DMs🚫Porn🚫Gofundme🚫 #resist
@mtgmaskullz.bsky.social
When a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.
@saynotobs.bsky.social
🍁Life long Liberal leaning left🍁●Anti-MAGAt●Hated tRump before it became popular●Aussiedoodle dad● #IAmCanadian 🇨🇦 #IStandWithTrudeau #Nevervoteconservative
@belle-bsky-social.bsky.social
@spyderpig.bsky.social
I’m a neurospicy (audhd)1st gen, anchor baby 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ally& bulldog foster mom, living in WA. Married to a super quad. https://bulldoghavennw.org/
@electhoulahan.bsky.social
Former Santee Vice Mayor and City Council Member, Democratic Congressional Nominee 2022 and 2024, Registered Nurse, and happy family man. #Resist #BlueCrew #WomensRights #ClimateCrisis #ConstitutionalCrisis
@deborahannmary.bsky.social
My children have paws. 🔵 in deep garnet red state. They/Them, Resister, Political nerd, Atheist, nature, & animal lover. 🚫DMs, unless I know you please, thanks. I will block. *Most of all, dont mistake my kindness for weakness.
@kalicass.bsky.social
#transfem #pansexual #grunge #musician #HackThePlanet #veteran #antifascist #3E #athiest #humanist #yoga #penguinverified she/her | I'm a negative creep and I'm stoned. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴🐧
@kalaka58.bsky.social
Wikitree ADDICT. Genealogy is my passion. Over 60, PNW was my home, now a transplanted Texas, RESISTER, dog Mom, widowed, disabled, homeowner looking for rehab tips & tricks. I follow followers.
@salvarp.bsky.social
@pg4gcm.bsky.social
💙Husband, Dad, Grandad. Enjoying life with family and friends. Advocates for diversity, inclusion and the rights of people. 💙liberal/progressive. I advocated, volunteered and then voted for her! Advocate for the Arts, STEAM and children/parents. NO DM
@jbee150.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Refugee from the entertainment industry. Prairie mountain biker. Cannabis hobbyist.
@kcyatsko.bsky.social
Trying to love Jesus & my neighbor—results vary daily. Wife/mom/GR’s lady-in-waiting. Social-justice, civil rights, LGBTQ+ ally. Commonsense gun safety & masking. Inclusive spaces are healthier & safer for everyone. 🚫DMs
@snoopy21.bsky.social
Aime les chiens, les chats 🥰😽😹 le champagne 🍾 slava Ukraini 💙💛soutien du PR
@staceylscott.bsky.social
ѕησтту, ιяяιтαтιηg gєηχ ιмρ 𝕡𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕥𝕪 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕤 ⚖️: DSA🌹 RBE Ecosocialism ♻️ vegan ꅐꋬ ꒐ꋊ꓄ꏂꋪ꒐ꄲꋪ ꒯ꏂꇙ꒐ꍌꋊ ꇙ꓄꒤꒯ꏂꋊ꓄ '27 ᴄꜱᴀ•ꜱᴀ ꜱᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴏʀ=𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘺, 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘺-𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘸/𝘊𝘗𝘛𝘚𝘋 𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑, MotherEarth💚Wh paranormal ⛧ occult • ɴᴏ ꜱᴋʏ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ⛔️ ᴅᴍ
@mizseeker.bsky.social
Animal lover, internet geek, loves reading, music, writing, color, puzzles, melting glass and weaving whatever.
@davethetenor.bsky.social
Singer/Teacher/Writer. Avid reader, movie buff, chatter extraordinaire. I speak English, French, German and Italian. I believe in human rights for everyone.