Pessimus Prime
I invented the internet
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@jcsalterego.bsky.social
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆 • Goodfeeds https://goodfeeds.co/ • @skyapp.bsky.social thanked by darth july 20, 2023 📍Austin, TX
@staggfilms.bsky.social
Filmmaker in Minneapolis // http://www.JustinStaggs.com // http://Instagram.com/justinstaggs
@thefunnytweeter.bsky.social
@void0reason.bsky.social
Two vast and trunkless legs of stone and whatnot. Certified non-influencer. The views expressed are probably not those of Percy Bysshe Shelley.
@spacefordogs.bsky.social
He/him, rootin/tootin. Philadelphia, Wales, the New Orleans Paid techlash actor
@granttanaka.bsky.social
I wrote a joke about a potato once bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
@chuuuew.bsky.social
@dragyneslayre.bsky.social
@mostlysharks.bsky.social
they/she | maybe a shark | australian (sorry) contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
@sonictyrant.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44 Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
@glennyrodge.bsky.social
I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him.
@kimmymonte.bsky.social
my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/feed/aaabw5bxhz3yw
@ofalafel.bsky.social
Funniest Joke Edinburgh Fringe 2019-2022. Comedian, kids book author, illustrator, Art person. All my stuff is here: https://linktr.ee/Ofalafel
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
@sixfootcandy.bsky.social
Humor|🤘🏻 Gen X | 🥾 Nature is my therapy | 🐾 Animal lover | 🌞 LA | Kindness matters | https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qut5myo23afai4odf3z25trw/feed/aaadwsj277rdi
@debbshock.com
notorious D.E.B. woman of mystery pain in my own ass undercover, nerd in Philly bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
@raindro.bsky.social
•the perennial fuck up• •A m̷a̷n̷ ̷o̷f̷ God• [The Divine Comedy of Bluesky] https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7uv3i3sl6
@bluesnowflake.bsky.social
NOT MAGA!!!👊🇺🇸🔥 🤦🏻♀️ 🌊 8647 🌊 #NotMyPresident Laughing instead of crying 🧚♀️ ShitPoser is my love language; Love sugar & weed- not necessarily in that order. I am always joking on here so lighten up. IFB! 💙🌈🟧🍺🍕🌮🍩📚🏃♀️
@fairygodmegan.bsky.social
•Clout Goblin Princess •Megan •Returned for the hot gay goss •Equally known and unknowable •LCSW •Fairy Bitch •Call me your mommy-daddy-princess-babigirl, or don't ☎️ me at all
@beckybunzy.bsky.social
Just a swamp witch making the funny. Lover of critters. Not a therapist, so I’ll make it worse. Not your mommy, not your baby either. I put a spell on you! My North Star is @justbrady.bsky.social. 🌟
@easybakedoven.bsky.social
You're not mad at what I said. You're mad that what I said was true. 😘
@mementomorty.bsky.social
passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness A black cat who loves horror Hot Thickle Definitely not a witch she/her
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. all dly, all day https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw 🤠 bangers 🤠 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
@violetmusing.bsky.social
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. No bandwagons. #INFJ I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2 ☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂 Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
@weeder.bsky.social
When the going gets tough, the tough get growing feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ixhocm5tk3fsqbclrbq36mf/feed/aaakauts3eb4m
@wilbur72.bsky.social
Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7t7cqngtq
@tickledcatastrophe.bsky.social
But do you frolic? 😱 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jbbmqp3piyjq2huf67xnkaqq/feed/aaabtjiqs3mhw
@turbojerry.bsky.social
existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive. i don’t chit chat. thick & thin. (i)🔳🔲 & for the love of the joke my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma
@sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social
| Temptress | Scorpio | Music Obsessed | Neurodivergent | Bookworm | Introvert | Will Ferrell hater Meh: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2f7gsdb4se5fbtjf6t3sidpd/feed/aaapb2ge73z7u
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
Stay home dad. Left af. Shitposter extrodinare 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ he/him New posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Hopefully my new posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k
@stonedeva.bsky.social
HTX, Crocs enthusiast, Cat lady https://ngl.link/stonedeva.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
@sugarandsage.bsky.social
Token weird girl I don’t even go here https://ngl.link/poppycock1 Look! I have a present for you 💕 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbtsvmwkwu
@starlilstella.bsky.social
Cape Codder 🦈 Annoyed local. Dont come here Doing my bit keeping up US/UK international ties.
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
A bindle full of blues Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2 Some people liked these: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaakoiexih2cc
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
My cornhole coach thinks I could go pro https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
@blockmeamadeus.bsky.social’s emotional support bitch I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
melancholic. bad poet. obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo. she/her skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
@mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social
a giddy little thrill at a reasonable price dogma; https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagctfjh5al4 🇵🇸
@missingthept.bsky.social
Ask not for whom the point is missed. It is missed for thee.