Polar Johan
Derp!
Minneapolis Leftist. Biathlon enthusiast. Ardent fan of Giant Doofy Dogs.
Fuck Trump and every piece of shit that supports him.
@thankyoumrdata.bsky.social
I am Data, your friendly positronic pissed off android from the future, visiting the 21st century to deliver dank memes and smackdowns to Maga and Nazis. I am not Brant Spinner. I do not know who Blake Spider is.
@speedracer16.bsky.social
@thatscoundreljc.bsky.social
Anarchist, TTRPG creator/writer, general tomfoolery and other such nonsense. "For the machine, because of the way it is built, can work only in a given direction, no matter who pulls its levers." - Rudolph Rocker
@rjamesyork.bsky.social
Think tanker, Korean history PhD, shill for Big Competency and purveyor of snark.
@ioanastoica.bsky.social
- Justice, justice thou shalt pursue✊🏼 - Organizer, policy advocate, educator, immigrant - From Bucharest, but Marylander to the core now ❤️🖤💛 - My name is pronounced Ewana
@codyjohnbennett.bsky.social
Singer/songwriter from the Florida Panhandle. www.codyjohnbennettmusic.com All you fascists bound to lose.
@davepringus.bsky.social
Director, State and Local Engagement @prrac.bsky.social | @popdemoc.bsky.social Alum | Miami Law | Florida State | He/Him | 🇯🇲🖖🏾🎸🏀🔥🐬⚽️ #YNWA
@eternalpenaltybox.bsky.social
American atheist, anarchist-ish, engineer. The USA is not safe to visit. Vote with your wallet. Boycott the USA.
@crimewatchmpls.bsky.social
The ONLY source for news on crime/public safety/livability in Minneapolis. DM with tips. Mary Moriarty and Ilhan Omar were in the closet making crimes and I saw one of the crimes and the crime looked at me.
@betterminneapolis.bsky.social
Newsletter of ideas on how to make Minneapolis a Better place to live. linktr.ee/bttrmpls
@paisleystars.bsky.social
Sometime wanderer. When not wandering, probably north of you. Wildlife photographer (they/them)
@abates.bsky.social
@penaltyloop.bsky.social
Biathlon fan and commentary. Now host of the Penalty Loop Podcast with RJ Weise of @biathlonanalyt1.
@fungirl.bsky.social
Cat posting covid-conscious mushroom lady. Photos are my own. Sees things that are there. Pattern-spotter. All-around curious critter. Whimsy incarnate. Perfectly practical in every way ✨
@marthawells.com
SF/F Writer - The Books of the Raksura, The Murderbot Diaries, Witch King, and more. Nebula and Hugo Award winner. NYT and Sunday Times Bestseller. (She/her) Agent: Jennifer Jackson
@jonbois.bsky.social
jon https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
@illumi.meme
artist | storyteller | dad | baseball nerd will eventually finish my graphic novel
@thecryptkeeper.bsky.social
Hello BOILS and GHOULS! It's me, your GHOST with the most. The master of SCARE-emonies. Your creepy cadaver with tons of swagger. Follow the Cryptkeeper for putrid puns and a WICKED good time. I FOUL-low back. AH-HEHEHEHAHAHAHA!
@mikejaehnig.bsky.social
@scalzi.com
I enjoy pie. Social Media FAQ: https://whatever.scalzi.com/2025/04/16/the-official-john-scalzi-social-media-faq/
@electricflutter.bsky.social
@justincoates.bsky.social
Netflix writer horror author powerlifter bean addict time wizard
@droddy.bsky.social
@nicho9las.bsky.social
You may remember me from such hell holes as Twitter. Saint Paul exists.
@fakertarians.bsky.social
Ninnies -Tom Woods. Eric July thinks we're a garden tool. Merch: http://malicefortwitter.com @fakertarians@mastodon.social Reddit: r/Fakertarians www.fakertarians.com
@mobute.bsky.social
Need a content writer? Seen in The Guardian, Rolling Stone, The Nation, NBC, TNR, TruthDig, Esquire, etc. Host the "It's Christmastown" Hallmark movies podcast with David Roth & "Quaid in Full" with Sarah Bunting. He/Him. Tampa. https://linktr.ee/mobute
@stalememes.bsky.social
page: https://www.facebook.com/StaleMemesForNormieHasBeens group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/normiehasbeens Discord: https://discord.gg/normiehasbeens
@astraenomine.com
Queer Femme, uses dude and bro casually. Not here to be your safe space from discomfort or having your beliefs challenged. Sick of chronically online USA. Dialectical Thinking is the key to healing your trauma as is going outside for the joy of being out.
@updrafter.bsky.social
Free Palestine! 🍉 🇵🇸 Slava Ukraine! 🌻 🇺🇦, NAFO, Yooper, Stoopall League of America, He/Him, BLM, Amplifier It’s a lot. Me. You. This. All of it. Too much really. Ok, if you insist! You have been warned. Giddy Up Little Doggies! Let us away!
@xkcd.com
@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
Your home for all those culinary delights, anomalies, and misfires that live on only in our memories...Still slowly but surely migrating over the nearly 1,000 foods I covered on Twitter, so if you don't see a favorite here yet, stay tuned!
@foddery.bsky.social
Public defender ⚖️ Criminal Defense Attorney 🆘 Don’t talk to cops 🐽 Cajun/Creole to the marrow⚜️Louisiana vs all y’all🦞
@handle.invalid
Leader of the Ankh-Morpork Posters' Guild. autistic. sorry for whatever I skeeted. she/her but you can also call me dude, bro, guy, idc. DON'T ASK US ABOUT: rocks troll's with sticks Mrs. Cake rains of spaniel's. chili. fog. Mrs. Cake
@onionweigher.hellthread.vet
§ 1032. Onion weigher - A weigher of onions shall be appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions.
@jtrebach.bsky.social
ER doc. Toxicologist. 🏳️🌈 I post about poisons & cats & fighting misinformation. Posts/DMs = my own (not employer’s) & not medical advice. contact = ToxTrebach@gmail.com
@madrigal.bsky.social
I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times My Art: whatmaddness.com Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
@liroku.bsky.social
husband, father, guy trying to make it 🍉 don't like seeing people hurting and working to spread joy wherever I can; feels increasingly important glad you're here and hope you stick around he/him 🍉