Damaged Goods
I write erotic NPR fan fiction...
Also I was once kicked out of church... ain't been back since...
@whatsdonsmoking.com
Love somebody. Make them food. Wife and I married 36 years. We try to laugh about something every day. Columbus, Ohio USA.
@alicemcflurry.bsky.social
Mostly one-liners at my own expense Awkward AF Midwest to West Coast
@dananessel.bsky.social
Michigan Attorney General. I love my kids, wife, cats, and country. But not Ohio State U.
@foodblogger.bsky.social
Food photos, recipes and delicacies from all around the world web. *DM for credit/removal.
@cseeman.bsky.social
Corey Seeman is the director of Kresge Library Services (Ross School of Business at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor). Corey is most known for his photography work, especially for squirrels Find more at http://www.squirreldude.com
@foolishstanczyk.bsky.social
I taught myself to make baguettes and try to make them every day and turn them into sandwiches. I typically take what's for dinner, or takeout, and adapt it into a sandwich. Sometimes I try to turn a classic dish into a sandwich. Here are some of them.
@littlemisslizz.bsky.social
The same bleached blonde, socially anxious Twitchy Pixie from the bird app. Drummer. Hockey obsessed. Bowie fan. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. Pixie. Twitter: @littlemisslizz
@merriam-webster.com
noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
@aoc.bsky.social
Waitress turned Congresswoman for the Bronx and Queens. Grassroots elected, small-dollar supported. A better world is possible. ocasiocortez.com
@myculinarycanvas.bsky.social
· Chef At Work | Cook At Home · I Hate Bios · I Like Snacks · Bios Are Weird
@shanitoba.bsky.social
I make food,collect rocks and like groovy textures. Owned by two sweet kitties. Interested in photography and learning guitar. “Eclectic” sums me up.Pluviophile! Nephophile! Living in Winnipeg via Saskatoon *Emotional Support Canadian* 🇨🇦 •Not available• js
@capecodpostaah.bsky.social
Cape Cod born & stayed. Grew up with the Big Bad Bs🏒& the suffering Sox⚾️ Was Cape Cod Tweetah @ Twitter (“Who?🤔”) If I could make one person smile a day, I’d be happy. If it’s you, 👍🙂! #Squirrelville #BunnyTown #DawnOfTheDawn 🚫DMs 🚫MAGAts 🚫CRYPTO 🚫PORN
@ok2panic.bsky.social
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. We’re so glad you could attend. Come inside. Come inside! Located in NE Arkansas
@frogs4girls.bsky.social
| she/her 🏳️🌈 | 26 | cutie pie | astrophysics grad student | virgo | jew for a free palestine | life’s more painless for the brainless! | pls be nice to me | https://linktr.ee/frogs4girls | pfp by foxpotato
@patrickworld.bsky.social
Classically untrained music guy, cat guy, guitar guy, online guy. Criminally underrated, dishwasher safe (top rack), a sitting contradiction. Born in the north and sworn to entertain ya 🇨🇦🎸😼
@lizcanfly.bsky.social
34. human. artist. wild robot. truth speaker. pro- love, diversity, science, & magic. ♾️🌌👁💕🦇🎨 https://ko-fi.com/lizcanfly Sketch or sticker share? LFG! 📨 180 S WESTERN AVE #204 Carpentersville, IL 60110
@jennifersamantha.bsky.social
Wife, cat mum, plant mum, day hiker, vegetarian cook/baker, Gemini, empty nester. I’m the middle aged animal loving, tree hugging, liberal, feminist, humanitarian, atheist, optimist… people warn you about. Yes, I am, in fact, a goddess. No DMs
@uluvlucy.bsky.social
Boricua.🇵🇷 Cooking obsessed foodie. Dinner party host. Soup season enthusiast. #teaSky. Budding green thumb (6a/b). Hoarder of spices & books. Cat mom. Engineer. She/her. Columbus, OH
@mmasnick.bsky.social
Techdirt guy. Writes about social media, copyright, free speech, content moderation, civil liberties and stuff like that. Once wrote a paper that may have helped inspire this service & now I'm on its board: https://bit.ly/protocolnotplatform
@caroleu.bsky.social
Often affable. (I was @scarycookies at the other place) my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
@jo-hyphen-ann.bsky.social
"Love your neighbor as yourself. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." It's hard. Try anyway. She/her/hers. #AnimalCaucus Views are my own, reskeets <> endorsements, YMMV, infer the other standard disclaimers.
@cyaneyed.lol
Consumate professional terminally online pigeon. 1st pope of ornitheology Boring & bland. You've been warned
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting. https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
@frovo.bsky.social
posting jokes while the world burns my most liked: https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes my most chronological: https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets my cool store: doodlybugstudio.etsy.com my webbies: doodlybugstudio.com rsmarchive.weebly.com
@kimmymonte.bsky.social
my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/feed/aaabw5bxhz3yw
@sinclairlewis.bsky.social
Lifelong Minnesotan. The Don of the Minnesota Hot Dish Mafia. PhD AmSt/EnvHist, Former documentary producer for series on MN history. I guess I won an Emmy™️. Now disabled, but still cooking, baking, reading, and snarky af.
@jeremyjenkins.net
Flowers, chocolate, and the occasional recipe... all while trying to stay sane. 🇫🇷 living in 🇬🇧 / AuDHD https://jeremyjenkins.net
@georgetakei.bsky.social
I’ve boldly gone into the clear blue yonder. Follow for more recipes and tips.
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
~* Jewish American Disney Princess *~ I’m from N-E-W Jerz
@roxiqt.com
Extremely online internet gremlin & plague banisher 🥄💜 @roxiqt on Twitter & TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨🇨🇦 Toronto, ON
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
@thetigersez.bsky.social
Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car. I’m here now but I’m not happy about it