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@reasonmustwin.bsky.social
"What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite." -- Bertrand Russell, _Sceptical_Essays_, 1928 I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 #athiest #JusticeMatters #OWASP @first.org
@kurtthorn.bsky.social
Chief Technology Officer at ArrePath. Using Chemistry ML, imaging, and computer vision to accelerate antibiotic discovery and design. Formerly Zymergen, Nikon Imaging Center at UCSF.
@hazardouscaterial.bsky.social
When my parents named me Lilith, they both thought they were the only one who knew the origin of the name and that they were getting away with something sneaky.
@icebyte.bsky.social
Ice Byte is an innovative startup: we are dedicated to pushing the boundaries of what's possible by creating groundbreaking digital solutions. "We are forging the future" https://icebyte.carrd.co/
@angekc.bsky.social
Marathon runner (Chicago and NY 2025!!), mom, Product Designer, baker, artist, Little Free Pantry ATX manager. Food is a basic human right.
@stweetleigh.bsky.social
Old hippie/activist. Marched for equal rights and an end to Vietnam Arrested several times and not afraid to be arrested again! This country needs us to stand up to tyranny! Science studies God’s creation No judgement zone. Dogs are my love language
@gamacp.bsky.social
Growth/Martech advisor and Co-Founder of humansofmartech.com 🎥 youtube.com/@Humansofmartech 🎧 open.spotify.com/show/5noW7ETEffDWagl5lFqxoT
@mediaseth.bsky.social
Community media center director, former media lit. educator, photographer, live sound engineer, explorer of new social networks
@sownow.bsky.social
A daily podcast about writing and writers that made history. https://storyofwriting.com
@digitalhomer.bsky.social
Gay/demi 🏳️🌈, neurodivergent (ADHD), communist Xennial into Linux 🐧, Java coding ☕️, playing music 🎸 🎹, model trains 🚂, retro gaming 🎮, and cooking 🍳. Cat dad to Aloy and Binx 🐈 🐈⬛. The other half of @badpuppy282.bsky.social FUCK THE FASCISTS
@ghost87.bsky.social
🚀 Software Engineer | Cloud + AI Infra + Low-Latency Rust ⚡ Event-Driven Architectures | Vector DBs | AI Model Optimization | HFT 📌 Writing about: Rust, AI Infrastructure, Cloud Scaling, and Low-Latency Systems.
@dhinchcliffe.bsky.social
Thinker, strategist, enterprise architect, keynote speaker, analyst, book author, futurist on #IT, #CIO, #cloud, #AI. Works at The Futurum Group and SDA Bocconi.
@yeoldehippie.bsky.social
#NAFO before NAFO #NAFO Ag Recovery/Recon Unit -- You Call, Will Haul USAF - AGE/Telecom Ops Specialist Tactical Trained Killer 727TCS/602TACCS/ATOC Sembach Cannabis Alchemist -- Cannabis4Me.org
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@mirandamckennitt.bsky.social
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@mrowaisabdullah.bsky.social
🚀Crafting Future-Ready Solutions | 🤖 TypeScript, React.js/Next.js, & WordPress | Exploring GenAI, Metaverse & Web 3.0 | Learning Python, & Agentic AI | Let's Connect for Creative Solutions
@anduwrites.bsky.social
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@boblynn.bsky.social
Feign the virtue thou dost seek, till it becometh thine own | https://linktr.ee/boblynn
@semiotech.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 boycott, divest, sanction Anti-colonial, anti-capitalist, anti-fascist No war but class war. "The world will not be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest” -Diderot
@alex-maundrell.bsky.social
Aspiring full-stack developer on the road to remote work. I'm building my coding career with determination and a laid-back spirit—debugging in my pajamas or brainstorming over coffee, I’m all about creating cool projects and chasing my next tech adventure!
@corylr.bsky.social
Same interests? Let’s follow each other! • Sr Lead Software Engineer @BoozAllen • Mentor @ResilientCoders, #100Devs • MS CS @ GMU by night 💙 Science & tech, TypeScript, Angular, GIS, Python, Rust, Go/Baduk, gaming, birds, photography Views are mine
@garbagepalekid.bsky.social
Infréquentable rageux islamo-gauchiste écoterroriste antisémite bobo woke gauchiasse anti-France soutien de "qui on sait" sorti de l'arc républicain dont le seul but est le chaos et l'ultra-violence extrême qui font le jeu de Poutine, Trump et Annie Dingo
@odiehughmanatee.bsky.social
Left Coaster, husband, dad, guitars, cats, cars, love to read...
@moezmustafa.bsky.social
i build Tech Communities ->LFX ->Google ->Microsoft || CEO💻🇹🇷 Stoic 🐺 - who design🎨 and code👨💻 Polyglot👅 and Polymath🤹♂️
@leaftide.pookie.gay
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@jussinevavuori.com
👨🏻💻 Software developer from Finland 🇫🇮 Author of Kilpi authorization framework 🛡️ https://jussinevavuori.com
@amandarosedoff.bsky.social
Wonderful Woman amandarosedoff.com https://1drv.ms/f/s!AH3Xc9l57JS1fQ?e=Rtz3wy https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lDhG8wC60F-0p3NT1o7r0Lgylo-j5aho9C-IzlKJguM/edit?usp=sharing https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1z1U-LybWN7KXzRIKS469GzuIXQtjyvs7?usp=sha
@davidjenner.cc
David Jenner is a father, an atheist, neurodiverse, lives by the sea & works in IT within healthcare. Topics 😍 Health, environment & technology Project 🧠 @haphazard.ai / haphazard.ai David Jenner's Blog 👉 https://davidjenner.cc
@amgauna.bsky.social
👩🏻🇧🇷 💖 Mother of 💕 👧🏻 🐕 🐩 🐈 👩🏻💻 CTO, IT Analyst, IT Projects, Web Developer, APIs Google Ads, Freelancer, CRA-RJ: 03-03161, in Rio de Janeiro, RJ, Brazil 🖥️ Gravatar.com/anamgauna
@ronisuomalainen.bsky.social
Freelance Web Developer | React, Three.js, Supabase | Building fast, interactive, and scalable web experiences 🚀 Let’s create together! DM for collaboration & projects! 🔗 linkedin.com/in/roni-suomalainen-b24767333/
@caraearth.bsky.social
Interessiert an Natur,Art,Sience und Politik.Lügner,Korruption und Kriminelle sind mir zuwider. Fan vom lebenslangen Lernen,Frieden und Mutter Erde. share≠like Ein freier Geist ist eine alte Seele, es gibt nichts mehr zu beweisen.
@monhegan.bsky.social
Musician (Bass, Percussion) | Audio Engineer & Producer | Graphic Artist | LGBTQIA+ Ally | Anti-Fascist | Pro-Choice | Pro-Human Rights | Pro-Science | Civil Rights Advocate | Bull Moose | 21+ — thirst traps get blocked | DMs only if necessary, please. 💙🌀
@vinceaggrippino.bsky.social
Web Development & Design Enthusiast #CSS #JavaScript #HTML #Node #Python #React #Vue #Linux
@maxiim3.bsky.social
Front-end developer Interested in design, green tech and civ tech Permaculture is the future Was a sound engineer in a past life Speaks French, English and formar Yugoslavian languages Father of 3
@codeslubber.bsky.social
Probabilistic software developer doing Rust, Swift, Scala, Kotlin, and Java...
@jmad.me
Microsoftie, Defender of the Cloud, Amateur #Wx observer, #Vegan The Grands call me Pop Pop and Opa 🇺🇦
@lifewatcheric.bsky.social
The e-Science European Infrastructure for Biodiversity and Ecosystem Research
@marvth3martian.bsky.social
Still more than the sum of any labels you care to attach. Still never a dull moment. Enamorado. Under open skies.
@refl3xes.bsky.social
32, Computer Science Master's student, Engineering undergrad I shitpost, produce music, make neural nets. I love coding, science, gaming, my dogs, health and fitness, and rewatching the same shows over and over… Just started personal training. PhD next!
@janverdier.bsky.social
Living in Marbella, Spain, forza AaB. Cloud Architect specializing in Data & Analytics.
@jonjohan.bsky.social
Master of Science in Economics. Retired former president of a local print & publishing media company. Supporting Ukraine. Have been playing guitar in local bands tens of Years ago. Making music as a hobby with PC, ProTools and MIDI-instruments.
@cmcodeart.bsky.social
I make art with code! #javascript #generativeart Founder of www.BlockGen.Art - Artist/Collector community and #Cardano #onchain art minting platform Discord: https://discord.gg/gmCZKSegzt X: https://x.com/CM_GenArt