cloven-hoofed Prince Turnip, in the garden
And the jokes they’re always bad
he/him
@trickykat.bsky.social
Real life is my alt baby Latest Tricks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto Trickshots - Best of : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
@sondermonster.bsky.social
sonder: (sahn•durr) noun - ¹ the feeling one has on realizing that every other individual one sees has a life as full and real as one's own youtube editor, internet yuckster, and generally annoying. jar jar binks speaks through me. guess my gender
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer. Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaabrbkkoo5lc Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Does this look infected? Just My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2 My Least Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
@bbkittyfck.bsky.social
I am not a cat, but I play one on TV Did I find you or you find me?
@sicburns2.bsky.social
Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick. Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
@hollowverses.bsky.social
freelance ghost, full-time overthinker Click here now: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kutsfhvksptfmlwljlg6hk4h/feed/aaafojeeyrfu2
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
@briansdavidson.bsky.social
Stuff & Things 🤠 Father✅ Happily Married ✅ Ally✅🏳️🌈 Californian✅ Da Bears 🐻🏈 Rawdogging life with adhd, anxiety, tacos, and energy drinks✅
@cinema-diorama.bsky.social
Land of 10,000 Lakes. Copywriter. Not much to write home about. https://boxd.it/3ZPn1
@justamomnamedmm.bsky.social
Mom of moody teenage girls, occasional writer of words, drinker of coffee and lover of the sky/nature. I'm loud and outspoken and I will never shut up. Pro-Democracy, Pro-Choice, Feminist, Ally.
@pftompkins.bsky.social
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies paulftompkins.com/live
@los-los.bsky.social
Here, I can’t see the eye rolls. Just latest posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g Popular ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
@xinicit.bsky.social
Sobriety Date 12/22/09 Support/Blog https://buymeacoffee.com/xinicit Recent Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaalgnvduqvmc Best Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaaepbpvxlzxw
@imwintersmom.bsky.social
Proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously Best Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvjwra6d7s Just Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tcxe3msgjrcwhglictxri6vq/feed/aaapvfdbnpzi6
@jabartlett.bsky.social
Writer (mostly at thjkoc.net), radio jock, beer geek, Badger fan. Tempting the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing. Madison, Wisconsin.
@oliverdelapaz.bsky.social
Poet Laureate of Worcester, MA. Author and editor. Kundiman. NEA Fellow. Teaches at the College of the Holy Cross and in the low res MFA at PLU.
@mementomorty.bsky.social
passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness A black cat who loves horror Definitely not a witch Lifts heavy stone she/her
@globaltetrahedron.bsky.social
Global Tetrahedron was born of the shadows, and it is committed to control in all its forms. Parent company of The Onion.
@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
Cozy random passages from Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad books. Posts auto-delete.
@bookshop.org
A better way to buy books online 📖 Every purchase supports local bookstores ☀️
@nflfantasynews.bsky.social
Cultivating and posting NFL injury and fantasy news. Sources include Rotoworld, tweets from well-known NFL insiders. Bridging the gap until Bluesky Sports is self-sustaining.
@governorferguson.bsky.social
@everettaquasox.bsky.social
Official BlueSky account of the Everett AquaSox, the High-A Affiliate of the Seattle Mariners 🐸
@handle.invalid
Sen. Sanders of Vermont, Ranking Member of the U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions, is the longest-serving independent in congressional history.
@yptactual.bsky.social
E/SE Asians doing firearm education, celebrating our history, & uplifting struggles across Asia & the diaspora 🚫capitalism 🚫racism
@zekejw.bsky.social
Half Luxembourgish, half American, whole sad. Visually arresting. Sent from my iPhone NGL… https://ngl.link/zekejw My posts… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
@kyleplantemoji.bsky.social
I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him
@i-jasonalexander.bsky.social
Hi all. It’s really me. I don’t know how to verify on this app. I’m the actor/director/producer/writer/teacher. I’ll try to be interesting. Check my podcast - Really No Really. Wishing you well.
@sickofwolves.bsky.social
COFFEE LOVER. GRAPHIC DESIGNER. DEFINITELY NOT A WOLF PRETENDING TO BE A MAN
@bobheller.bsky.social
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing buffaloeggs.com is my gift to the world shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
@bandcamp.com
Bandcamp is an online record store and music community where passionate fans connect with and directly support the artists they love.
@alexmayer34.bsky.social
Affinity for oddities @ Seattle Mariners Can also be found at x.com/alexmayer34
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
@whatahellofawaytodad.com
Podcaster, retired troop, Left leaning, violently woke
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
writer of jokes fighter of life empanadapath more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Parody. Destroy your safe and happy lives before it is too late.
@coopafiasco.bsky.social
Lead NFL Analyst @FantasyAlarm | Host on @SiriusXM | Bentley University Guest Lecturer | 2024 FSWA Football Writer of the Year | /u/CoopThereItIs on Reddit
@steamymac.bsky.social
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2