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I am mostly, if not all, potato.
But really I'm just a person on the Internet. If you need to know my age or gender identity or life story through random emojis to validate a follow you can take that shit elsewhere.
@lilgay.club
Gay lil fruit. Writer, sometimes funny, pug dad. FFXIV and other stuff. 📍Atx Writing: 📘 Inaneconsumption.com Support my creative stuff: https://ko-fi.com/lilgayclub
@hcohen.bsky.social
She/her. hot sad jewish lady. writer sometimes, mostly tired. poems, essays, etc. found elsewhere. my author website is hannahcohen.carrd.co
@museum-wanderer.bsky.social
Cats, film photography, food, drinks, and as much travel as possible. Gen X. She/her. https://linktr.ee/opulent.tarnish
@frickinferal.bsky.social
I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈 My BS: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn Bangerz: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
@wonderofscience.bsky.social
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science" - Albert Einstein linktr.ee/wonderofscience
@swordsjew.bsky.social
journalist, author, sword collector, schmoe. newsletter: buttondown.email/theswordandthesandwich buy my new book!! https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia-lavin/wild-faith/9780306829192/ contact: talialavinwrites@gmail.com
@sweetstench.bsky.social
i make pictures and videos and post them online 🏳️⚧️ she/her youtube.com/@sweetstench patreon.com/sweetstench shop.sweetstench.com
@matineemode.bsky.social
The only living Waterworld fan. Planet Hollywood Historian. Preservationist for the failed 1994 ABC series THE BYRDS OF PARADISE starring Timothy Busfield. Let Joe Dante direct the WALT DISNEY’S ENCHANTED TIKI ROOM movie.
@bettytheft.bsky.social
chicago drag supervillain + slightly radioactive 🎱🪐🦂 gaggy-award-winning Best Lipsyncer 2024 💋 CROOKED 6/26 AT STEPPENWOLF 🏴☠️
@gypsican.bsky.social
I’m just vibing over here. 👽🍄😚💨🎮🌳🐾 Odds are, I’m jokin. DMs are open bc ppl @ me anyways so why not. Don’t expect a timely response and we’ll get along great.
@cockremover.bsky.social
surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster) 💙Impeach Vance💙 she™/her™ My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
@nilejoan.com
MTG Content Creator with a focus on lowering the barrier to entry for new, returning, and marginalized players 💚 https://youtube.com/@nilejoanrivers email: nilejoanrivers@gmail.com Come be a lil freak in the discord http://discord.gg/Z7fQnzH5px
@birmingham81.bsky.social
Music, architecture, photography, design etc. Sharing my concert photos taken in Birmingham in 81/82 (hence the name). Plus other stuff I've hoarded
@wardqnormal.bsky.social
(he/him) Teacher, knitter, widower, provincial park, single-elimination tournament, type of volcanic crater, song by Hank Williams, electronic device designed to trick or deceive radar, species of moth of the family Tortricidae, ...
@luxalptraum.com
Journalist, author, podcaster, bon vivant. Literally OCD (F42.2!). She/her לפעמים אני כותבת בעברית כי אני לומדת עברית ורוצה להשתפר. תיקונים מדוברי עברית תמיד מוערכים. היא linktr.ee/lux
@baybayfriend.bsky.social
hey I’m being on the computer “ova heah” haha if you are looking at something i posted and going hey what the, it is probably a fake thing that i made
@thedevil.bsky.social
It's really cute that you're gonna "defeat me with the power of friendship and all," but again, I am the devil from the Bible fascists not welcome Better than the one on twitter.
@hels.bsky.social
“Zizek if he was a woman and loved sandwiches” New Yorker staff writer, dept. of mastication 🍉
@jooliaghoulia.bsky.social
Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTuber ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
@slack2thefuture.bsky.social
TV Writer - Person of Interest, Law & Order, Teen Titans, Jackie Chan Adventures, etc. Proud WGA Member. Pro-Democracy. Anti-Evil.
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
@halkyardo.bsky.social
chaotic dumbass. that one they/them with lots of cats and a silly French car.
@yoitsholly.bsky.social
food motivated. recipes: patreon.com/itsholly ig: instagram.com/itsholly
@deadxdove.bsky.social
your favorite sultry undead siren 🖤 🏳️⚧️Haus of Epiphany🏳️⚧️ 👑October Supreme 2024👑 📍chicago
@goose.art
seattle’s most businessy goose. honk i run fungi friends feed, sky.boo, and some other things looking for jobs in cybersecurity / data science if you have any leads 🙇♂️
@malheurt.bsky.social
Chicago Drag and Magic: the Gathering, sometimes at the same time
@georgiarising.bsky.social
your favorite alt glam alien pop star 👽🏳️⚧️💕 chicago ★ she/her in drag https://open.substack.com/pub/saturnbaby
@snarkysillysad.bsky.social
Mom. Wife. Aunt. Dogmom. Militantly joyful. #AGoodPlace Whovian. 🎶 Alt Nation fan. ❤️ Phillies & Eagles. Football ⚽ fanatic. Footy fan - Go Cats! Jersey girl. Democratic Socialist. Atheist. Chronic pain & migraine warrior. Opioid-free w/ Medical Marijuana.
@coreyrforrester.bsky.social
Comedian. Entertainer. Author. Dad. Idiot. I’d love it if you subscribed to my bonus stuff at WeLoveCorey.com
@ianfortey.bsky.social
🍁NY Times & Amazon best-selling horror and comedy writer. Taco supporter. Formerly of Cracked and College Humor. Writer of WereCage & a book about Eve6. Here's my books, you beautiful buggers - https://books2read.com/b/werecage
@oregonthedm.bsky.social
A Jew Sticking to mostly PNW, Nerd topics, DnD, TTPRG, Superheros, Wrestling, controversial cooking and baking hot takes social justice is inclusive, not here to argue about anything. bi but ace please no horny Pets pics are just whatever stumbled over
@dammitdougsmith.bsky.social
Retired Curmudgeon at Large. Ne’er do well of questionable morals. Proud purveyor of unmitigated tommyrot. Prone to exaggeration and totally unnecessary embellishment.
@sensorystories.bsky.social
Advocating through science based education, validation, and empathy Nicolefilipponeauthor.com/my-links
@thevivllainous.bsky.social
She/Her 🍉 Clownery is the best medicine Bluesky is where I post my nonsense✨
@repunkgame.bsky.social
Hey there! My name is Almar, I'm an indiedev working on sci-fi games. My last one, REPUNK, is available on Steam, go check it out! https://store.steampowered.com/app/2677690/REPUNK
@nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Double dumb-ass on you. (And so fourth) #AltText enthusiast. Same account as mastodon, currently dark on twitter. Any other similar accounts are not me. JRE_LLAP on vemo for tips🤜🏼🤛🏼 #StarTrek
@russellbrandom.bsky.social
I want to speak very plainly to you, so that we are both comforted by the honesty. russell.brandom@gmail.com
@timhodgson.bsky.social
gentleman. editor/writer. chicago-based michigan transplant. grunge revivalist with a college football problem.
@notjpo.bsky.social
Welcome to my menopause blog. It’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s