Roger the Shrubber
There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred.
#wulferhampton
@buzzardinnit.bsky.social
@buzzardinnit on the other place. Dad, lover of boxer dogs 🐕🦺 (or should that be 🦘?), half Irish, half UK, centrist. Lived in 🇺🇸 🇭🇰now back in Blighty (for now) #FBPE #NAFO
@jonathanfreedland.bsky.social
Guardian columnist. Presenter: BBC R4's The Long View, the Guardian's Politics Weekly America and Unholy with @leviyonit. Author: THE ESCAPE ARTIST and, for children, KING WINTER'S BIRTHDAY
@saddletramp.bsky.social
Swapped the canoe for a bike. Rejoiner, so naturally #fbpe. Traveller, birder, anything nature, photographer, all my own unless re tweets, self ordained professor, news and views, not fond of racists. No DMs please.
@levostregc.bsky.social
Geoffrey Chaucer (Le Vostre GC): Servaunt of the Kynge. Blogger. Wryter of verse. Wearer of litel woolen hatte. Deputy Forestere of North Petherton. He/hym/hys.
@dan401w.bsky.social
Minnesota Democratic socialist Love scifi/fantasy🚀 Love 🎮 Love 🐈 Love Bernie & AOC Free Palestine🇵🇸 Slava Ukraini🇺🇦 Vote 💙 Woke means you give a shit about others, DEI means you want a fair shot for all These are not normal times.
@politicsintheuk.bsky.social
Real time comments about UK Politics. Unfiltered clips from the UK Parliament. https://youtube.com/@politicsoftheuk?si=DL2I5TDLy9mLb_dF
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social
God of lost plectrums. Emeritus #Wülferhampton Press Sec. (resigned) Deceased Mead Hall Bard Ex Vampyre Belligerent malcontent Tuberdoor Singest Rhymist Storyteller Lute twanglist Ye Mercia Beat decomposer Wilfully obtuse Murdered at the behest of WülfHelm
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Bretwalda of the Angli. Generous host of the Mead Hall Lord of Wülferhampton. Please use your Gods responsibly. Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
@meadhallwench.bsky.social
Serving mead since 972, extras* by negotiation! (*Fees apply)
@ashashman1.bsky.social
Left of Centre LIVERPOOL Fanatic YNWA, Toronto Blue Jays LGBTQ+ Ally. Sci Fi Nerd Wulferhampton citizen of Europe hopefully again I hate Trump, TORIES and Reform UK Dyslexic and probably a bit eccentric Lover of the surreal
@bakerhelm.bsky.social
#Baking/cooking #Rejoin #Wülferhampton participant #Kindness Writing a trilogy Brit living in Denmark NO DM's unless we're mates. NO Crypto Make sure there's bio & timeline for followers to check you out🫶
@ladyfluffyorca.bsky.social
Animal lover, owned by 2 cats, atheist, antitheist,vegetarian, gardener. Blocked by Rosindell, Fabricant, Delingpole,Owen Jones, Hoey, Hannan in the other place. #Pigoneer #Wülferhampton #Tokitae #PalmOil #FBPE
@rootvegserf.bsky.social
Loyal serf of & Catchfart to the Bretwalda of #Wülferhampton. Grower & retailer of the best-ish root vegetables in Mercia. Owner of Þe Newe Crawlinge Bastarde. BUY GRANNY R'S TURNIP GIN (57 varieties)
@upstartpeasant.bsky.social
🇺🇦 Old git biker. Music and Sci-Fi nerd. Semi retired Nurse. Trying to learn 🇮🇹. 💙#NHS. #iStutter. 📍Wulferhampton
@picornell.bsky.social
Forensic linguist researching deception strategies in authorship and faked (con)texts. PhD MCSFS Visiting Research Fellow AIFL (UK) #ForensicLinguistics consultancy #Humanist Resident #Wulferhampton #Linguist 🇪🇺
@fumingsouffle.bsky.social
Refugee from that site. Fuming about Brexit Britain but occasionally deflates into a fluffy pancake. 英国ど田舎在住のはまっこです🐾 田舎生活うんざり😮💨 #Wülferhampton
@johnnynicepainter.bsky.social
Black. Black. Black! Like the clouds of death that follow me into the Forest of Doom! And hide in the wardrobe of darkness! Black!
@bankmercia.bsky.social
By Appointment, Chancellor of the Exchequer of Wülferhampton with all authority, rights, dignities, etc Your soul may be at risk should you fail to keep up with repayments Banner picture @shortbreadfairy.bsky.social
@frmo.bsky.social
The world's leading expert on epoxy resin compounds. Informative, Articulate and Araldite.
@dutytorturer.bsky.social
Torturer by appointment to his majesty Wulfhelm, Bretwalder of the Angli and ruler of #Wulferhampton. Brews Beer, Rides Bikes, Hates Tories / Reform etc, Loves a good footnote. Profile pic courtesy of @HappyToast
@laugoestolondon.bsky.social
I am what people believe me to be (Luigi Pirandello- Right you are! If you think so) 🦋 Human • Stage actress•Love always wins•Bisexual 🏳️🌈 Я з Україною 🇺
@jympton.bsky.social
Wülferhampton denizen, Derby born and bred, now living in Germany. Left-ish.
@faradayinkernow.bsky.social
Did all the hard graft on electromagnetism - but at least bloody Maxwell can't improve the "jam first" law with his fancy maths.
@chrisferret.bsky.social
“I am just going outside and may be some time.” — Antarctic explorer Captain Lawrence Oates, sacrificing himself to save his team. Also my last post on X
@teaspoonfairy.bsky.social
Evil, scheming, black, and Midnight Hag. Obviously. Here for shenanigans only.
@woolhatwoman.bsky.social
Retired. 2 grownup children, 3 grandchildren. Was an analyst/programmer but now just baffled! Married to retired software engineer. Nature, cats, birds, puns, quizzes in no particular order.
@apothecaryhelm.bsky.social
Wülferhampton’s friendly quack (not related to Rubber Ducky KFC of the Kingdom of Pinguwalda) Purveyor of miracle cures. New sore? Persistent rash? Enquire within. Confidentiality *not* guaranteed. #Wülferhampton
@meadmori.bsky.social
Dead thing lying around Mead Hall in #Wulferhampton. Here to remind people to keep a short account. Ex X. Not a total clown.
@poisonousratbag.bsky.social
Briton in America, horrible plague-ridden thing. Also philanthropist and benevolent guardian and tutor to Little Charlie Mouse.
@lordsouthhelm.bsky.social
Devonian born, UK based #Wülferhampton resident, varied interests, when not in the Mead Hall. Despise Tories. ‘Gender critical’, TERFS, (And other Transphobes) blocked on sight. Music and book lover - rather introverted.
@wulferhermit.bsky.social
Hermit. Not a crab. Don’t follow me. Just don’t. #WNFB (Will Not Follow Back). President, Galactic Federation of Hermits - membership: 1 (N.B. closed to new members) Winner of “Least Sociable Social Media User 2023, 2024”.
@catsbearsandme.bsky.social
Cats... bears... and me. Fascinated and appalled by politics: Pro-EU, anti-Tory, anti-Trump. Also music, art, movies, books, and I try and post a poem a day... Matrix and Kate Bush obsessive.
@shortbreadfairy.bsky.social
🥰 wee animals, detest Politcians in it for themselves. Hate Brexit🇪🇺 l Believe in Independence #YES for countries 🏴🏴🏴🇨🇮 🇺🇦 & #Wulferhampton 🤣 Try to make a better world, not a shite one🙏 ElbowsUp Scotland 🏴
@ladybaroness.bsky.social
For services to cat food. Woke lefty, mum to a transgender human being. Archaeology. Nature. Sci-Fi. Discworld. Classical music. Cats & other floofs. Resident of #Wülferhampton. Xitter refugee. Unsolicited DMs = instant 🚫 unless I know you so don’t bother.
@mrlepus.bsky.social
Idiot. Dog lover owned by a cat. NHS superfan. Harassing Tories. Lego. Religiophobic Humanist. Occasional #Wülferhampton mud slinger.
@jennay.bsky.social
Mid-life IT Nerd, into intelligent debate Trans existence & rights🏳️⚧️she/her Enjoys🚴🏼🎬📖🎶🐈🥂🍴🍷Tigers Rugby🏉 Profile background: Simon’s Cat ⛔️No DM’s unless agreed ⛔️Don’t add me to increase your numbers, if we have nothing in common you risk being blocked !
@melhistorygeek.bsky.social
ex maths teacher now studying history. Left of centre, bollocks to Brexit. Occasionally pissed off with everything. Chief cat serf.
@k8tshires.bsky.social
My life in France "everything will be OK in the end and if it's not OK it's not the end" John Lennon. Shitposting, both serious and unserious stuff. I do like to respond if somebody is kind enough to comment. Manners you see. Liberté Egalité Fraternité
@pshoot.bsky.social
Medically retired, NHS nurse for 33 years 💙. I hate injustice, the Tories, Trump, Musk, MAGA, Putin, Farage, Brexit & greed 📎. #Resist #FBPE #FBNHS. 100% Woke 🇺🇦 🇮🇪 😷🇵🇸 🇪🇺🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🌊🌊. No DMS please 🚫 or Bitcoin 🛑 or IT / Software ⛔️ or porn ❗️
@samvimes6.bsky.social
Pratchett, Photography, Scifi, Science, Technology, Space and Whisky (Not Bearhuggers, obviously). Hates Brexit, Trump and Intolerance. Loves Cats and NoMansSky. Often sarcastic, sometimes sweary. #FBPE Unsolicited DM's = Block
@mushen.bsky.social
Pro EU, animal lover, nature lover, atheist. Feeder of a hedgehog and servant to Beans 🐈 Gardener and NHS worker. Can anybody remember the last time I wasn't tired? 🦔🐈🐝🐞🌱🌳🐈⬛️ #FBPE
@mesnilman.bsky.social
Ex UK gov economist incl 2 years in Euro Parl econ & monetary cttee. Level 1 cricket umpire Semi-veggie EN & FR (DE after beer) Views personal etc Glamorgan fan Welsh. And French
@nessevely.bsky.social
Part English, part French. A bit sweary. Cancer survivor, just. 'Trying to balance the weight of the world with a rubber chicken' (AI review) "sick and malevolent mind" (review by friend) We're all meats of mixed origin, me thinks. Comes with typos.
@darklyadapted.bsky.social
Cat-indentured crone of uncertain provenance. If you think 'woke' is an insult, you'd better jog on. 🇪🇺 she/her