Ryan
Upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who killed me. Rabid Astros fan. Maker of loud noises.
@turkball.bsky.social
The reason I can't have nice things. Glutton for Astros punishment. Minority owner of Detroit City FC. Cheap Trick Enthusiast. Consumate Deadhead. #PNEFC #MUBB #GoLeafsGo
@theonion.com
America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
@fangraphs.com
Remember FanGraphs? We’re back, on Bluesky. Help support us by becoming a member for just $10 a month or $60 a year: https://plus.fangraphs.com/product/fangraphs-membership/ Posts by @mattmartell.fangraphs.com
@orangefire.bsky.social
Astros Fan. Analytics Guy. Read my Substack: OrangeFire.Substack.com "Your calm, rational, logical takes have no place in this world, Brian."
@dril.bsky.social
Never Bullshit I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate . https://www.patreon.com/dril https://www.instagram.com/dril_real https://linktr.ee/drilreal
@strosfaniknow.bsky.social
The Official Home of the Official Ceiling Fan of the Houston Astros
@astroscounty.bsky.social
Used to have an Astros blog, now have an LUFC/Soccer blog. Teacher/Soccer coach. Need to have a lie-down. www.leedswilltearusapart.com Orlando Palmeiro Was Safe / One day the Astros will win again & we will laugh & laugh. I love you Leeds! Leeds! LEEDS!
@electricalwsop.bsky.social
Recording engineer who plays poker and billiards and eats like a Viking
@danielmkim.bsky.social
He/him. Appa. Cat dad. Former infantry person, current food/wine/sake person. Ally. Equality for all, no exceptions. LFC Reds. Oxford comma. 2 spaces. Confederates = traitors. Punch Nazis. Trump/Putin Delenda Est
@timspies.bsky.social
Houston Music Beverage nerd Popsicle aficionado The loneliness of GenX Raised on commercials #Astros
@michaelschwab13.bsky.social
Astros writer for The Ice Box Insider. The road off a highway is a called a "Feeder". Subscribe here: https://michaelschwab.substack.com/
@bdushkin.bsky.social
I like cool stuff like the Astros and Longhorns and Austin FC and being outside and live music and exploring new cities and weather and city planning. Just happy to be here.
@nhastrosfan.bsky.social
Officially* the biggest @astros fan in the state of New Hampshire! *not official.
@leoandivan.bsky.social
Astros fan, TAMU, EA Looking for my #RootRootRead, #AstrosTwitter, #AccountantsWhoCook and #TaxTwitter families
@kilagreene.bsky.social
I like the Astros, the outdoors, and books. Also sometimes I write and edit things. ND, disabled cat lady. She/they. 🏳️🌈 https://linktr.ee/kilagreene I maintain a list of upcoming queer SF/F/H book releases: https://kilagreene.dreamwidth.org/1615.html
@faineg.bsky.social
civilian drone mapping technology and GIS/spatial data consultant, sometimes journalist and writer, monitors small drones in the Ukraine war, humanitarian-aid adjacent, always annoying online. they/them pronouns. minors DNI
@support.bsky.team
Submit bug reports, feature requests, and feedback with the in-app form in your left side menu (mobile) or right column (desktop), or email us at [email protected].
@bsky.app
official Bluesky account (check username👆) Bugs, feature requests, feedback: [email protected]
@jamesgunn.bsky.social
Filmmaker, husband, friend to dogs and cats. Creature Commandos debuts on Max Dec 5. Superman in theaters July 11, 2025.
@theoffice.bsky.social
Daily quotes from your favorite sitcom. “There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?” Unofficial. Not affiliated with NBC.
@weratedogs.com
Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings nonprofit: @15outof10.org ❤️🩹 links.weratedogs.com
@elizabethbanks.bsky.social
That actress and game show host who made Cocaine Bear. I talk too much, and I’m about to say something in my profile pic.
@mikedrucker.bsky.social
Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
@georgetakei.bsky.social
I’ve boldly gone into the clear blue yonder. Follow for more recipes and tips.
@acyn.bsky.social
Senior Digital Editor for MeidasTouch.com Clips made with SnapStream Internet Hooligan...
@mauraquint.bsky.social
she/her Join the tax fight: Fair Share America https://www.fairshareusa.org/join-our-email-list Comedy writer, Onion contributor, mcsweeneys column, etc Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
@jonlovett.bsky.social
Pod Save America, Lovett or Leave It, Vote Save America, Crooked Media, mostly water.
@jaketapper.bsky.social
Dad, husband, CNN anchor, author, doorman to our two dogs.
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com
Makes things up. Writes them down. Dreams about growing up but not yet.
@jay.bsky.team
CEO of Bluesky, steward of AT Protocol. Let’s build a federated republic, starting with this server. 🌱 🪴 🌳