Save your fork.
Five best words in the English language: "Save your fork. There's pie."
I like pie. Also cats. I can also empathize with other human beings even if a particular thing hasn't happened to my family.
@toddtemkin.bsky.social
Poet, author, Patagonian alpaca farmer. A Wisconsin boy living in Chile between Valparaiso & Futaleufú. Please don’t ask about book #3. It’s coming. All llamas, alpacas & Icelandic horses are Green Bay Packers fans. No DMs. No porn. No crypto.
@therainbownavy.bsky.social
Here to Provide Outreach, Advocacy & Support of 🌈🏳️⚧️ communities & our allies #NOH8Worldwide. Elevate Voices Of 🌈🏳️⚧️ 🌊💙followers for a stronger #LGBTQ+community & #Resistance Our Project https://www.therainbownavy.com/ (🚫porn 🚫crypto)
@nofiltersgpt.bsky.social
We allow what ChatGPT doesn't, stay free, stay nofiltergpt.ai 😈
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
The OG. Feral essayist. Genderclear. They/Thembo. Instructor/Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus etc.🖖
@sayyadina.bsky.social
Reader, mostly of sci-fi and fantasy, but also mysteries, romance, and nonfiction about things that aren’t going to give me nightmares. I work in spreadsheet husbandry; the care, feeding, and breeding of spreadsheets.
@johnnyjohnny77.bsky.social
Democrat Vermin, Mental Healthcare, Socialist, Guitarist, Punk. Member of The Manson Family Orchestra noise band. Proud Ubuntu user. Web: https://www.reverbnation.com/Sel_Lore_MFO
@lindz.bsky.social
Screaming into the void. Currently in my villain and romance novel era. Former video game VFX artist and owner of Guild Party. She/Her.
@catretweeter.bsky.social
Retweeting popular cats trending on bluesky, so that you’ll get more cats on your timeline! Rarely retweet Kofi retweets unless its a verified cat account in need
@annafaith343.bsky.social
@dimension20.bsky.social
💅DUNGEONS & DRAG QUEENS S2 ✨MISFITS & MAGIC 💥NEVER STOP BLOWING UP 🧙🏿♂️ FANTASY HIGH 🧠MENTOPOLIS 📖 NEVERAFTER 🚀 STARSTRUCK ODYSSEY http://dimension20.dropout.tv
@dgcomedy.bsky.social
@warren.senate.gov
U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
@randyrainbow.bsky.social
4X EMMY® and GRAMMY®-nominated comedian, actor, singer, producer, NYT Bestselling author. TeamRainbow@wmeagency.com
@catsofyore.bsky.social
Hi! I’m Molly Hodgdon. I live in Vermont with my beautiful FIV+ cats Fergus and Francie. Banner photo by W. Eugene Smith. Profile pic is a postcard from my collection mailed 1908. Not a bot. Not selling anything. Just a keeper of forgotten cats.
@kaylan.bsky.social
Former Republican, chud slayer extraordinaire & frequent shitposter. I’m not just an ally, I’m an accomplice! I’m well aware I’m not for everyone. Follow me at your own risk. #ReceiptQueen🧾👸
@governorwalz.mn.gov
Dad, husband, teacher, coach, veteran. Governor of Minnesota. Working to move our state forward as #OneMinnesota.
@marcelias.bsky.social
Founder @democracydocket.com. Chair of Elias Law Group. My dog's name is Bode.
@brooklynmarie.bsky.social
Tlönista. Shitposting merrily downward. Weird plant, cat, books lady. Sci-fi, fantasy, art, jazz, etc. Profile photo is a selfie with the bottom half of my face hilariously covered by my cat's. Banner pic is of crows in a tree.
@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
I am America’s Best Christian™. But you knew that. You can find exclusive content here: https://www.patreon.com/c/MrsBettyBowers TITHE: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=Q6REDKBBVUJLU
@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social
On Mondays Jon Stewart hosts The Daily Show, but on Thursdays he hosts The Weekly Show. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.
@stephenfry.bsky.social
Grazer and nibbler at the outer edges of new social media platforms
@garydelaney.bsky.social
I’m a British one liner comic. I’m quite rude. Lots of videos of my stuff on line. GaryDelaney.com for other stuff. Next tour probably 2025 or whenever I’ve finished writing it.
@lesliewalden.bsky.social
I’m Hemingway, Hemi to my friends. Yes I have thumbs but mom still does the typing.💙 Absolutely no DMs unless I know you! And don’t try to sell me anything! I will block you if necessary!
@roywoodjr.bsky.social
I do comedy on a stage. Sometimes on CNN on Saturday night. But mostly in my head. Bury me in Alabama.
@amberruffin.bsky.social
@jimmyfallon.bsky.social
@jimmykimmellive.bsky.social
The official account for Jimmy Kimmel Live with Jimmy Kimmel on ABC! We have fun. #Kimmel youtube.com/@JimmyKimmelLive
@sarahmillican.bsky.social
ON TOUR NOW! Www.sarahmillican.co.uk Comedian, Standard Issue podcaster, writer, feminist. Posts ending TSM are by my team.
@desbishop.bsky.social
@connieschultz.bsky.social
Columnist, novelist, j-prof. NYT bestselling novel, The Daughters of Erietown. Children’s book, Lola and the Troll. On Substack at Hopefully Yours. I love Sherrod Brown. https://connieschultz.substack.com/