Shitposting Haiku
@gcoriane.bsky.social
Semper Fi by day, sunset surfer by evening. I’m a logistics specialist in the Army (yes, that means I can plan anything—weddings, week-long hikes, impromptu city breaks—you name it). Outside the uniform, I’m fiercely competitive on the basketball court.
@oddlyme.bsky.social
🌿 Interests: #photography #poetry #art 📸 I find joy in beautiful photos, paintings, AI art, and poetry. Occasionally, I share my thoughts too 💬 No private chats. Click hashtag -> #OddlyMe to view all my personal posts. I Prefer Unity over war!
@lexaprole.southsidesecret.club
useless eater, MOST LIKELY TO DEVOUR THE WORLD!! trust me, i’m a doctor. look on my works, ye mighty, and despairondeesnuts she/they •art •music •revolution (not a safe space for libs/children DNI)
@lilliankuehl.bsky.social
I think I'm here for #racetoalaska, #seventy48, and to pass out wasabi powder at the #wa360 start. Oh, and cat pictures.
@onesaltybeach.bsky.social
Deep 🔵 in a ruby 🔴 state. Lifelong Dem. Disabled/Retired. Ocean breeze, toes in the sand person. I love "vitamin sea"! Power lies in reason, resolution, and truth. No matter how long the tyrant endures, he will be the loser at the end. * Kahlil Gibran
@debbshock.com
notorious D.E.B. woman of mystery pain in my own ass undercover, nerd in Philly bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
@itschazwiz.bsky.social
She/Her. Parent. Partner. Poulterer. Dog admirer. Tea enthusiast. Crumpet crone.
@chrisdog.bsky.social
Traveller, Sports-fan, Reader, Geek, Long time DnD player, African Greyhound flock member, Greyhound pal
@oatblossom.bsky.social
Cats 🐈🐈⬛🐈 + hubby & 2 grown-up sons. 💙 Films 🎥 Letterbox’d: Joydejour History, 🗺️ geopolitics, garden 🌻🪴, travelling. Supporting 🇺🇦 Works in the health care administration. MSc Nursing.
@shelspenc.bsky.social
Though chaos seems to reign, We remain. Grounded. Resistant. Persistent. Seeking joy. Pursuing justice. Following Jesus. #embracingmystery
@amybrown.xyz
writer. sf bay via miami county, ohio. parent x2. not a dog IRL. she/her. amybrown.xyz
@dell-adams.bsky.social
Opinionated truck driver, recovering Reply Guy. Liberty and democracy forever. The world has one issue and one fight. Stan of FEC Chair Ellen Weintraub. Proud Unhuman as the word is used by Posobiec & Lisec. Pronouns: call me anything but late to dinner.
@cait.bsky.social
big famous microblogger [she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom https://ko-fi.com/O5O2SN6KI
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. discord: bculpsapp 📍MPLS | 38 | she/they
@professorkiosk.wtf
🏳️🌈 He/him Shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6 Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaajqswcg7w2k Make Search Links: professorkiosk.wtf
@hausofholes.bsky.social
heavy jpeg artifact https://linktr.ee/hausofholes $gnosticmilf
@itsabbyyep.bsky.social
she/her Typos? You've come to the right place Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm Popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaeacnurw62m Avi by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
@xrranger.bsky.social
@dexm3.bsky.social
@carolyncosh.bsky.social
Canadian person interested in reading others' posts rather than making my own. Enjoy following my empty feed. I'm all about the engagement. I'm also extremely uninteresting.
@itcircus2.bsky.social
Progressive Christian, wife, mother, grandma, great-grandma, mama to Coco the Siamese and Jasper the tabby. I love my Lord. Blue to the bone.
@janejune.bsky.social
Lifelong Democrat & native Floridian; a heathen old hippie. #BlueCrew/ Democracy: GOOD. Fascism: BAD/ #CancerSucks F-bombardier extraordinaire. Fluent in snark.
@gstqtfr.bsky.social
Some bloke. Interested in machine learning, nature inspired computation, Hard Sums, & being rude to/about politicians.
@berritg.bsky.social
Can’t think of anything witty to say here. Introvert torn between rage and despondency at the moment. Nice to meet you.
@bsky.app
official Bluesky account (check username👆) Bugs, feature requests, feedback: support@bsky.app