Shoeless "Joe" Jackoff
shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends
@samwij.bsky.social
professional website user. Regular contributor to Ham-Fisted Magazine. Two-time recipient of violent trauma at the hands of others. Genderless.
@project2025.bsky.social
Each post is a quote from a page of the Project 2025 document Some posts have footnotes expanding abbreviations There is no commentary (for that see the replies to, and quotes of the posts) Gathered in a single page with links at https://proj2025.xyz
@victori-ousg.bsky.social
Rock climber, beginner surfer, dog mom and DC transplant to San Diego. She/ her following artists, scientist, tech and funny people
@poofbirb.bsky.social
Vietnam. Basically a chicken. (-10, -10). https://linktr.ee/poofbirb
@corgiseveryhour.bsky.social
Hard at work crafting better tasting poisons for true taste makers. He/Them Banner is a crystal corgi by Rabidya
@ursulakleguin.com
Official account for the celebrated author of novels, short stories, poetry, children’s books and essays. https://www.ursulakleguin.com/
@riothobbit.bsky.social
chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they
@camc.bsky.social
Bluesky’s self-proclaimed Middest Poster of 2023 four years running.
@alchemist64.bsky.social
A black geek who likes anime, manga/manhwa/manhua, video games, visual novels, reading, occasionally writing. He/Him.
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦 Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi
@donkee.bsky.social
I’m an ass Avoid this rabbit hole at all costs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai57dxyhgwc Rampant Absurdity https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@jesrcerulean.bsky.social
Cranky old farm-lady surrounded by apartments. Gardener, Birder, Don't Blame Me I voted for McGovern. Also: I assume other people's lives are at least as complicated as mine.
@infiniteview.bsky.social
The Hubble Deep Field is the closest thing to the Infinite Perspective Vortex | he/him
@ycdtosm.bsky.social
░C░R░E░A░M░P░I░E░ ░I░N░ ░L░I░N░K░ I'll follow you back after you like a post! https://giphy.com/channel/brettbutlerisok Just the skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hqk5ndycoqsvcrrddnai2nda/feed/aaaeab5oaexoa
@scottvb.bsky.social
Artist working in the animation industry. Currently Supervising Director on the Strange Chores. youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@scottvb8225 insta - https://www.instagram.com/scottplop/
@dril.bsky.social
Never Bullshit I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate . https://www.patreon.com/dril https://www.instagram.com/dril_real https://linktr.ee/drilreal
@niedermeyer.online
this gentle soul, cyberbullying elon musk since 2015, author of "ludicrous: the unvarnished story of tesla motors" (2019), cohost of the autonocast, program director for the ride ai summit, occasional shark, among other things
@murderxbryan.bsky.social
Host of Guys, a podcast about guys https://sites.libsyn.com/458346 the PODKast and the Sunday night stream! CEO of guys Twitch.tv/MurderXBryan Patreon.com/GuysPodcast
@electricalwsop.bsky.social
Recording engineer who plays poker and billiards and eats like a Viking
@laurahelmuth.bsky.social
Freelance writer, editor & consultant. Formerly at Scientific American, Washington Post, National Geographic, Slate, Smithsonian & Science. Past president of National Association of Science Writers. Birder.
@saddam-tha-jizzler.bsky.social
follow me if you enjoy being surprised whether the next post will be middle east commentary or dick/shit jokes AI pfp = block
@guineaduke.bsky.social
Aspiring journalist, pre-hrt trans woman. Will infodump about Pokemon for no reason.
@mathematicianrecords.com
Experimental & Psychedelic music since 2012. https://www.mathematicianrecords.com https://mathematicianrecords.bandcamp.com https://www.youtube.com/@mathematicianRecords
@mensessential.bsky.social
Posting the images that can make you understand the power of clothing. Follow for more .
@dommedeluise.bsky.social
in my 30s or 40s and do not need this she/her I mostly like loud guitars wrestling and race cars, im dumb as hell https://songwhip.com/sparklingurbana/give-it-extra-teeth go stream my band's ep @sparklingurbana.bsky.social
@mauraquint.bsky.social
she/her Join the tax fight: Fair Share America https://www.fairshareusa.org/join-our-email-list Comedy writer, Onion contributor, mcsweeneys column, etc Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
@k8lister.bsky.social
Blonde Bombsite. Sex Historian. Author of A Curious History of Sex & Harlot, Whores, & Hackabouts. Host of Betwixt the Sheets Podcast. Consider this your fair dos warning.
@bubbaprog.lol
Journalist. Consultant. Neighborhood president. Voting rights advocate. Non-profit theater board member. Citrus grower. Beagle foster dad. Wife guy. Signal: 352.222.2706 https://timburkelegalfund.org
@standplaatskrk.pl
Your favorite poster's favorite poster. I curate memes so you don't have to. Parkinson's and Long Covid, always tired. paypal.me/StandplaatsKRK linktr.ee/standplaatskrk ¡No Pasaran! old enough to be your dad, he/him
@ennael.bsky.social
Poet, writer, proofreader, leftist, the embodiment of social awkwardness--lowered GPA with ballroom dance--see definition for gaffe. Bi, ND, she/her. Very married. Publishes a blog of writing prompts and apologies at https://leannehunt.com/
@hotbrain.bsky.social
hotbrain is a new independent game studio founded by @mightyatom.bsky.social, @winterk.bsky.social, and @utilitylimb.bsky.social www.hotbrain.land announcing our first project soon!
@xkcd.com
@floregonian.com
Born and raised in Oregon. Steam-cooked for the last two decades in South Florida. Married, with two beautiful kids. He/him. Soupiosexual. A roly-poly little bat-faced guy. ALT profile: a white man with short light brown hair is looking up to his right.
@decarabats.bsky.social
Sometimes friendly neighborhood harpy. I swear a lot. Animals, books, and plants are all better than people. Bats are the best. Had an AVM and brain surgery, still here, the universe is a funny thing. Pittsburgh native in Utah soil.
@stellagarp.bsky.social
Jessica is an editor for hire: https://bluemanuscript.com. Stella is her unpublished pseudonym. Currently in the Twin Cities but dreaming of someplace colder than Minnesota. Coming soon to a burlesque stage near you. She/they.