@moonyeyed.bsky.social

freaky lil sneaky lil creepy lil whack bitch • beem: drools

@leedsandyb76.bsky.social

Rapidly heading for 50. Christian, craft beer bore, dad joke peddler, dog person.

@stalklegs.bsky.social

Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager.

@youwouldknow.bsky.social

Come with me if you want to leave

@tambassador.bsky.social

@barristersecret.bsky.social

Wears a black cape and fights crime. Not Batman. Sunday Times No.1 Bestselling author•The Secret Barrister•#FakeLaw•Nothing But The Truth• Also writes thrillers as S.J. Fleet. The Cut Throat Trial coming 28 Aug 2025.

@julesj00.bsky.social

Tequila is the devil. Don’t be a dick.

@sophierumble.bsky.social

Rarely sleeps. Faffs with flowers. Fan of decent humans. If you’re kind we’ll get along swimmingly.

@laurahelen85.bsky.social

Just trying to be nice 🌺

@deathofbuckley.bsky.social

Too knackered to strip, too thick for Crypto x

@bugabooradley.bsky.social

Intergalactic

@dockers.bsky.social

Elder emo and full time tech nerd (she/her). Endo warrior. Sober. MUFC ❤️ Huge dog lover all shapes all sizes No racists, transphobes or homophobes 🚫

@susiedent.com

Always in the Corner

@clumsyoaf.bsky.social

@lauragranahan28.bsky.social

I love my dogs Arthur 🩵 Mila 🩷 and Bear 🌈

@fabulucy.bsky.social

She / Her / Twat. Often copied, rarely bettered. Blonde bastard. Bread heathen. Olympic hopeful. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc.

@kirstycustard.bsky.social

Yorkshire pudding living in London. 😘ve. Good time disco woman. #MDANT

@tindergirl.bsky.social

Bumbling on Tinder. Tindering on Bumble. The baffling world of dating again in your 40’s. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. http://www.dateadvisor.love

@soverybritish.bsky.social

New VBP quiz book bit.ly/3DkBcgi: VBP books, tops, cards, calendars & contact: bit.ly/3mWIF9S. Buy me a tea: ko-fi.com/robtemple

@dankthemanc.bsky.social

Northern boy living in the south.

@pandamoanimum.bsky.social

Welcome to my head. Please excuse the mess. https://ko-fi.com/pandamoanimum

@mysteriosox.bsky.social

Totali mysterioso. Total count

@graceldn.bsky.social

📍 London | Daughter of Jan

@soapachu.bsky.social

Swish swish motherfucker. AuDHD | alphabet mafia 🏳️‍🌈 | novice egg-chaser 🏉 | scuba diver 🤿 🇵🇸 London, UK. There's probably something funny in the alt text.

@ofselina.com

Author of SAND OF GOLD (as Bree Tandy) & BINGO CUSTARD : A CLITTY TELLER ADVENTURE Owner of a dysfunctional website & brain 🧚🏻🌙⚒️ https://linktr.ee/ofselina

@scientits.bsky.social

These are not the skeets you are looking for

@dankackroyd.bsky.social

If you like tweets you’re in for a treat 🤫 https://linktr.ee/Ruth_Husko

@ambergambler.bsky.social

Don’t start here either

@garybaldy1964.bsky.social

Too old for this shit

@thelorryist.bsky.social

thelorryist from the Bird app. Road Transport guy. Other stuff.

@tinkerhel.bsky.social

Sarcastic, self deprecating, anxiety fuelled bundle of chaos but im adorable and hilarious too so y'know 🤷🏼‍♀️

@grantcolgate.bsky.social

Whatever

@idlewildgirl.bsky.social

Probably at a gig… #MDANT Manchester https://www.setlist.fm/user/Idlewildgirl

@cheesecakeobe.bsky.social

No, I do not want to read your blog.

@bumblingd.bsky.social

Fuckable but unlovable. www.bumblingdad.co.uk

@hail2thetealeaf.bsky.social

Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice, fortune depends on the tone of your voice

@andyparmo.co.uk

Phlegm. Gusset. Mound. Sputum. Minge. Sheath. Girth. Pouch. Flap. Moist. Yeasty. Spurt. Seepage. These are all words my missus hates. Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.

@thexstitcher.bsky.social

Jen Furby, mug maker extraordinaire. Stylist to the stars. www.thexstitcher.co.uk to purchase

@bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social

Big daft sod.

@giftedrascal.bsky.social

Your fave lil bastard

@clur.bsky.social

I just really love cats. London and sometimes the north.

@gingertucci.bsky.social

My sink hole is my whole personality. Not a euphemism.

@popsfromtwitter.bsky.social

So normal yet so odd

@sophs83.bsky.social

@flups.bsky.social

50% fat, 30% bosoms, 20% muppet.

@superpaddiepads.bsky.social

“Pervert Layabout”

@mafer1ck.bsky.social

Married. Mediocre. Man.

@bobmort.bsky.social

@mooseallain.bsky.social

Historically inaccurate He/him https://www.worldofmoose.com