stoner taylor swift
2 part taylor swift + 1 part willie nelson + a splash of karl marx. born to rot, forced to work bc a bunch of broads 100 years ago decided the girlies should have jobs.
@birdrespecter.bsky.social
A sort of horrifying, ignoble ape. Yapper on Western Kabuki, football pervert on 60 Minute Drill. PNW + Luddite + Friend
@directingtitan.bsky.social
Librarian. Lounge singer of the damned. Movie guy at WhileRomeBurns.net. Profile art by @rabidya.hellthread.cc
@swiftiesversion.bsky.social
miserable//magical Impersonating a pop girly stan account TS Eras ranking: 💙🩶🤍🤎🩵🖤💜💛❤️🩷💚 Pop girlies + the occasional male…. (I’m known to be a hater so… beware/bejeweled)
@milesklee.bsky.social
New Jersey ain’t the whole world https://www.rollingstone.com/author/miles-klee/
@memevvitch.bsky.social
Jenkem truther. Megastructurist. IQ: 213. Clinical Psychologist, License #4206969. I'm sorry that my IQ is so high.
@tomjmaxwell.bsky.social
liberty equality solidarity | he/him | nashville ❤️🏳️🌈 saint-just jacobin + goldman progressive
@onionweigher.hellthread.vet
§ 1032. Onion weigher - A weigher of onions shall be appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions.
@kphipps3000.bsky.social
Movies, etc. for GQ, Vulture, Ringer and more. Co-host Next Picture Show. With @scotttobias.bsky.social I write The Reveal: http://thereveal.substack.com. Author of AGE OF CAGE. He/Him
@radishharmers.bsky.social
Born Samuel Langhorne Clemens in rural Missouri. Adopted the pen name "Sridhar Ramesh" from riverboat slang.
@pftompkins.bsky.social
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies paulftompkins.com/live
@babadooknukem.bsky.social
music pervert. that bitch from the computer. here for a bad time AND a long time (i cannot be killed by human weapons) linktree: https://linktr.ee/babadooknukem
@mymorningval.bsky.social
Mom, socialist, sports and T-Swift fan. I just want everyone to have healthcare.
@kenklippenstein.bsky.social
Independent journalist. Send tips via Signal: 202-510-1268. Join my newsletter 👇👇👇 kenklippenstein.substack.com
@roryblank.bsky.social
Bone Jail I draw comics i think that’s a nice way to spend my time instagram.com/roryblank patreon.com/roryblank for my monthly print zine roryblank.bigcartel.com for cool shirts https://rawpaw.ink/collections/rory-blank (reprints of a few shirts)
@gordonskramzy.bsky.social
I Hope You Suffer Podcast dummy. Cat III. Giallo. Skramz. Harsh noise. Comics. Carly Rae Jepsen. Saved By The Bell. Ernest P. Worrell appreciator. He/Him Patreon.com/ihopeyousufferpodcast
@cartermoon.bsky.social
Writer, filmmaker, and general shit-stirrer in LA. Socialist, prison abolitionist. I have a Substack https://carter719.substack.com?r=2iehk&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=profile He/him
@merrittk.com
Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com (buy our debut title: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/Fledgling_Manor/)
@jezzerat.bsky.social
It's me, Jezzer, looking forward to reconnecting with everyone who blocked me on Twitter. Unjustly Labeled by the weenie mods for saying mean true things to the KHive. Protect our trans siblings.
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
@leyawn.bsky.social
Dog Mom 🐶 Army Vet 🫡 Not Really In The Army I Just Do Free Checkups For Military Dogs 🐾 Proud Democrat 💙 Banned From Build-A-Bear 🧸 Trump Resister ✊ DO NOT DM ME IF I DON’T KNOW YOU 🚫 MAGA = IDIOTS 🤪 Yes I Tie My Shoes Using AI So What 🤖 Actual Mom 👩🍼
@dril.bsky.social
Never Bullshit I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate . https://www.patreon.com/dril https://www.instagram.com/dril_real https://linktr.ee/drilreal
@tssteinbacher.bsky.social
Large, friendly idiot and protein-guzzling buffoon. Guardian of the Green. X-Men enthusiast. Reviled co-pig of Report This Post podcast.