Sumguy
There's 10 kinds of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't.
Accountant, rocket scientist, former corporate spy. Excel guru and steel bike aficionado.
@captainlou.bsky.social
Aristotle was not Belgian, the central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement.
@missjayjay.bsky.social
I’m JJ aka Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth aka @thereisnojayjay on the Bad Place.
@pharmclub.bsky.social
@girlwonder.bsky.social
Chief Justice of Bluesky and Twitter. Send your craft beers with limited regional availability to women. “That lady said wiener!” I’m fucking awesome.
@sodburger.bsky.social
I ain't goin' nowhere, just embrace me, bitch Always lurkin' on my page, you don't hate me, sis I ain't botherin' nobody, I just breathe and shit Deep down in your heart, you wanna be like this
@turtleheadjoe.bsky.social
Now that I’m here, where the fuck is Caillou? Top .005% Sugar Ray listener Go buy a car from Luke Hochevar at CarMax off of the 70/470 interchange in Independence #FreemanTurtlehead2028
@thealtofalt.bsky.social
@oldbeigeguy.bsky.social
A parody of his former self Some people like to go out and paint the town red. I am not one of them.
@rubdirtinit.bsky.social
You can take the boy out of Pittsburgh but you can't take the fries out of the salad
@stevd.bsky.social
@ginerso.bsky.social
Terror that flaps in the night. Feminist killjoy, recreational Baba Yaga, “hostile woman,” caffeine dependent kitchen hag, #UglyDog cis she/her
@ryanwinfield.bsky.social
@rjwinfield at the other place. 2x National Wiffleball Journalist of the Year, head of digital marketing at Advance, Faroe Islands football enthusiast, Detroit Tigers and Lions, things of that nature. Dad. Kalamazoo Michigan.
@brew.bsky.social
I actually had the second-ever BlueSky account but they won’t tell you that
@worriedladybug.bsky.social
@chidspin.bsky.social
Tough person bad person. Manly chainsaw dude. I’ve never been horny online.
@awinning.bsky.social
@hofc.bsky.social
@jimlohmar.bsky.social
senior greek & latin lecturer at college of charleston and sometime writer & editor. he/his/him. email: jimlohmar@gmail.com