Amanda B

@augustagoose.bsky.social

Held together with cheese and double-sided tape I get my news elsewhere. Best-ish: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2oqkrkoplb4bnwfafa3tvl4y/feed/aaakjdvcgn636 New-ish: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2oqkrkoplb4bnwfafa3tvl4y/feed/aaah66uljnpmg

@thatsnotamber.bsky.social

I wrote a really funny intro and accidentally didn't save it. I didn't want to leave this part blank.

@msnis.bsky.social

Pronouns: She/her Mazzstars: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers

@siroswaldrigby.bsky.social

Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k

@hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social

aaaa battery (aroace agender autist 💚🤍🩶🖤🩶🤍💜) any pronouns/pronoun indifferent 22 Most posts EN, sometimes ES Love me a good bad joke

@stinkythinktank.bsky.social

Yep, it's me. Same asshole, different app. Same jokes, same bits, same waste-of-time. All Ben Affleck movies are Get-Away-From-Ben-Affleck movies, really.

@octopithy.bsky.social

Masshole. GenX. Drummer. Bon Vivant. Solitarian. Ornithophobe. Unverifiable. All the skeets 👉 https://bit.ly/3Aq0mLM Best of 👉 https://bit.ly/4fVp8ll Follow requests 👉 https://bit.ly/416xJ0O

@shoelessjoejackoff.bsky.social

shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

@saxsquatch.bsky.social

Notary Private ¤ I don't want to play in your pit orch ¤ saxsquatch@saxsquatch.net ¤ Photo by Edwin.Ess on Insta

@riversidecasino.bsky.social

The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Possibly haunted. Contributors: https://go.bsky.app/4yomz8H

@armyvet1972.bsky.social

Village idiot of bluesky Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaakgy4o2cnzk Greatest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaapiyantf6h2

@ovaryaction.bsky.social

33. Tired. Lawyer. Antifa. ND. Pan. Intersectional feminist. Aspiring misandrist. I laugh at my own jokes. ☭🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Instagram: sanghmitra_s Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaah2plgevhje

@maryscottoconnor.com

Rage, rage against the Lying of the Right Writer/Actress Sober 11/96 Born '68 https://www.instagram.com/maryscottoconnor/ READ MY ALT TEXT. Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapyvmyaglxw Faites ce que vous voulez.␚

@fakesportsceleb.bsky.social

Taking care of my chickens and my mentals #BillsMafia Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6

@4slars.bsky.social

Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6

@manicpanic.bsky.social

They/them. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI Cashapp: https://cash.app/$paycricketmoney Venmo: https://venmo.com/crankycricket my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lz3jukwmz32gov7ln7vxtwre/feed/aaanepkijcmt6

@brooklynmarie.bsky.social

Tlönista. Shitposting merrily downward. Weird plant, cat, books lady. Sci-fi, fantasy, art, jazz, etc. Profile photo is a selfie with the bottom half of my face hilariously covered by my cat's. Banner pic is of crows in a tree.

@ccruns.bsky.social

I once was a sea nymph and now I’m a sunflower. My jokes are beloved by the Today Show, Huffington Post, Apple News, Buzzfeed. I’m from a good Circus family. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wpyca6mmzjnntg7zdb7dd6nw/feed/aaab6u6hleppa

@andyrichter.co

I’m here now. Listen to my podcast https://teamcoco.com/podcasts/the-three-questions-with-andy-richter Or the Andy Richter Call In Show on Sirius XM https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn1XQMtQTx8JVuafOOEWBkdqDUHPXlX4KShxmuMSgwGt3pkQ/viewform?pli=1

@jakevig.bsky.social

Playing like a champion. Just my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek

@evangreer.bsky.social

Queer activist, writer, and musician causing problems for the powerful. Director of Fight for the Future. Last album "Spotify is Surveillance" out now on Don Giovanni Records and Get Better Records. she/her/they/them

@alyankovic.bsky.social

You know... the weird one.

@blairloudly.bsky.social

my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 things my brain thought then my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi

@trickykat.bsky.social

Real life is my alt baby Latest Tricks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaakcudl57cto Trickshots - Best of : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6

@theciscokidder.bsky.social

Stay home dad. Left af. Shitposter extrodinare 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ he/him New posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Hopefully my new posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k

@bornmiserable.bsky.social

IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg

@los-los.bsky.social

Here, I can’t see the eye rolls. Just latest posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g Popular ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim

@ilovepie84.bsky.social

I’m very inspirational https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m

@bigthinkingcap.bsky.social

Laugh because we must survive 2011 Twinkie disappearance Survivor. Autistic. 🚫H8. Proud scar wearer. Widow. Elle Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted .. Silliness,Nah My stuff👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q

@grilldcheese.bsky.social

hip quips for the apocalypse my charskeeterie board: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no

@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social

Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:osqxtkaxilkfbenv27xafc4w/feed/aaae3ja5l27ue

@xinicit.bsky.social

Sobriety Date 12/22/09 Support https://buymeacoffee.com/xinicit Recent Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaalgnvduqvmc Best Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaaepbpvxlzxw

@sonictyrant.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44 Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter

@gaydeceiver.bsky.social

California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Also on Mastodon: @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social.

@ennuidoofen.bsky.social

writer of jokes fighter of life more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k

@granttanaka.bsky.social

I wrote a joke about a potato once bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6

@demandavoider.bsky.social

When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. (He/him) Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk Please email me ghost facts: demandavoider@proton.me

@lazurwoolf.bsky.social

Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu

@burritozen.net

A sentient burrito in constant existential crisis. Recent Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6p44ctd2k Burrito Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2

@professorkiosk.wtf

🏳️‍🌈 He/him Shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6 Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaajqswcg7w2k Make Search Links: professorkiosk.wtf

@honeybadgermel.bsky.social

Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure... https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:suhdwtoqinxndxizjc27ulko/feed/aaakejkcgubai

@kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social

Platinum 🏳️‍🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear. Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw

@haikuplatypus.bsky.social

A thing worth saying can be said in a haiku. Trust a Platypus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4srao33inyylrmwz3jqlysg/feed/aaaltajzy2xk2

@sirstrange87.bsky.social

Atlanta is home. Shit I said: ↓↓↓↓↓ Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uvzzorath2x7tfmwfalhmiut/feed/aaaku7swsdf3u New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uvzzorath2x7tfmwfalhmiut/feed/aaagbtyq3fzvi

@kmillz.lol

not your mother’s® favorite poster better half → @smillz.lol 💍 todays shits ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabh4bkxa7cu yesterdays favorites ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaadeqjfxdgag

@averybodyposts.bsky.social

✍🏻 It’s all odd, cause I can’t even Short Stories: AverybodyWrites.com Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnli4klq2qqhl6iypw57uqdb/feed/aaakn6xdmdupo The Hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnli4klq2qqhl6iypw57uqdb/feed/aaansyt5j77lo

@zekejw.bsky.social

Half Luxembourgish, half American, whole sad. Visually arresting. Sent from my iPhone NGL… https://ngl.link/zekejw My posts… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg

@cringeunworthy.bsky.social

I only drink hot tap water death before detransition recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6

@smooheed.bsky.social

Twin mom Brains are sexy, wish everyone had one Same stick figure, different app https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xbvg7j5gclf7gxoc5jrjdeoi/feed/aaalb6dnhmcjs