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@thegentlestparent.bsky.social
Satire for the modern parent. Follow on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thegentlestparent/
@smtrumbull.bsky.social
A liberal Episcopal church musician, tenor soloist, voice teacher and entrepreneur shaking my head at the world, but still finding beauty in people. DePauw Univ. and Trinity Lutheran Seminary alum. Called Columbus, LA, Lyon France and Williamsburg VA home.
@trueblupatriotism.bsky.social
Happily married Father grandfather retired union ironworker. Founder of noncommited PAC CIAC , political junkie moderate , protector and defender of anyone less fortunate smasher of bullies Equal rights for all NO DMs, i can already tell you’re not my typ
@randyrussell.bsky.social
American, married, and living in Ukraine. UNLV Alum. Retired Law Enforcement. Collector of experiences around the globe. 🚫NO DM 🚫 MAGA- Obviously! 🚫 Crypto- Your Wallet, Irrelevant. 🚫 Only Fans
@bluegirlok.bsky.social
Proud Mom of 2, Blue in politics, Blues in music, “Never ever be afraid to make some noise and get in good trouble, necessary trouble” - John Lewis
@swanee61.bsky.social
Happiest at the beach, dog mom, happy wife…, CA survivor💕, Uconn Women🏀🏀🏀, qigong , Good trouble, which includes fierce advocate that swears and is a sailor, VA nurse (opinions are my own), AFGE Union Member, 🌈💙💪🏼
@marycathryn610.bsky.social
Feral Gen X. Die hard lifelong Democrat. Separation of church and state! Former legal assistant 25yrs), formerly homeless (4yrs). Yaya. One eye blind, Terminal brain cancer. Safe Space For All (except maga).
@sally-kay.bsky.social
Sailor, Gardener, bookworm, explorer, animal lover, mycophile, and much more Trying to focus on nature, animals, love, and doing my best to stay positive. All photos taken by me, other than reposts #resist #speakthetruth
@joekay.bsky.social
US and world politics Veganism Decency AI snarkside.myspreadshop.net Capitalism, organized religion and traditions are the roots of all evil. If I come across as harsh it is only because I am always right, and you - apparently - are not.
@samyoscar.bsky.social
Je suis québécoise fière canadienne et Trump fuck you Québec Canada 🇨🇦♥️ J'appuie l'Ukraine 🇨🇦❤️🇺🇦 Groenland 🇬🇱 le Panama🇵🇦 ❤️🇨🇦 et la Mexique 🇲🇽❤️🇨🇦 la France 🇨🇵 Bienvenue Ciel Bleu dans mon Paradis 🐦🦋🐦🦋🐦🦋🐦🦋🐦🇨🇦
@cristalwoobie56.bsky.social
Cat lover🐈 aka childless cat lady, Good Trouble, wannabe chef🍝,child of an Alzheimer’s parent Potty mouth!! Somewhere in PA. NO DM’S 🇺🇦
@pmcdee1.bsky.social
Chicago girl, Cubs fan, legal editor, devoted aunt, Broadway fan. #voteblue #LGBTQ+ #democracy
@mkoch24.bsky.social
Retired RN, grown kids. Love to travel. Lover of democracy. Proud Democrat. 💙🌺
@dante-alighieri.bsky.social
Proud liberal who didn't change names because of conservative lies. America is dying with conservative hands around its throat and the baby "leftists" are aiding and abetting. Philadelphia native, current ExPat. DMs are off.
@cfrk.bsky.social
Every American deserves basic needs met. Decorum is dead. Its us vs the billionaire elites. Non sibi, sed omnibus. Sic semper tyrannis. THIS IS A JOKE.. unless. NC 3 Candidate 2026 Policy Improvement Proposal System https://dev.azure.com/non-sibi/PIP
@liztorre.bsky.social
Mom of 3 boys - grateful they are just good kind humans- so disappointed in our country-my grandfather made ultimate sacrifice for this country- why anyone would think it’s ok to elect Trump makes me sick - not sure where we go from here…I’m lost
@jwdemocracy.bsky.social
#democracyforall anti corporate and capitalist greed, supporter of fairness, like the Pittsburgh Steelers, learning and trying new interesting things, and interest in traveling, ex Christian, stop Christian nationalism, hope this app screws Elon 😂🍿
@claudiaann.bsky.social
Retired Baby Boomer Proud Union Family- IBEW. Became warrior Jan. 20, 2017. Democrat Turning the Page #StrongerTogether #DemForce💙💙💙 🚫DM
@drjlev.bsky.social
👩🏻💼Business nerd. 🗞️Politics junkie. 💜 Independent. 🐶 😽. Four legged furries. 👩🏻💻Author. 🗣️Speaker. Working with nice people is a core value. Married to a USMC combat-Veteran.
@jessicahope30.bsky.social
Middle aged, slightly crazy cat lady. Never missed an election. Democrat since I was 18. Reading interests range from classics to comedy. Involved in my local community but on the quiet side. Can have a silly sense of humor.
@steviecm.bsky.social
Left leaning, anti-fascist, wokerati! 🏳️🌈 Rural living, artist with 2 dogs. Often seen on the moors swinging an iron mace round my head for fun! Woke, 🇬🇧, Pro-choice, BLM, LGBTQ+ Mentor 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️! Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
@teemichelle57.bsky.social
I am a good person who loves music, and books, cooking, cats,dogs,and Harry and Meghan, James Webb Telescope and Spacey Things,Kristen Stewart.
@trikksy.bsky.social
Proud Indigenous Canadian Animals are much better than people, Political busy-body watching over the southern border with abject horror. I'm not responsible for what my mouth says,I swear-a lot! I WILL NOT ANSWER DMs. No MAGA
@renard98.bsky.social
It’s scary to realize that you don’t really live in the world you thought you lived in 😱😳😢
@jonk-la.bsky.social
Post Production Executive | Motion Picture Advertising | Major Studio, Los Angeles I am a seasoned Post Production Executive specializing in motion picture advertising at a major studio in Los Angeles. Raised in the vibrant landscapes of New Mexico.
@packersbucksfan.bsky.social
❤️ Bucks and Packers. Failures will be forgiven; it is acquiescence that is fatal. - C.S. Lewis Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. - Dylan Thomas
@dylandevik.bsky.social
FAFO is about to get diabolical 😖 Progressive Wellness American Abroad 🇬🇷 Do not PM without permission. I will block! 🇵🇸, 🌈 , 💙, and more
@davidgruberg.bsky.social
Retired teacher. Lifelong Democrat & combat vet. Safeguard our fragile democracy! Slava Ukraine!
@tim2buck.bsky.social
General Specialist. | US Navy Veteran Fierce | Angry | Democrat Democracy is under siege by proGOPanda. Fuck MAGA | Never tRumper.
@sharon-nj-yinzer.bsky.social
@neil076.bsky.social
No, I am not a bot, my 12 year old 'puppy' Noobie is my profile star, 🚫 trump, cannot believe what is being accepted as normal these days, I will do anything to fight facism and racism.
@mrspurenniks.bsky.social
Raging liberal 💙 #BlueResister, #ally to marginalized communities, #wifey 💍 #gsd dog mom, homebody, sports lover and 💕 breast cancer survivor. #FuckTrump #FuckCancer #VegasGoldenKnights #NewYorkYankees #DenverBroncos Don’t DM me.
@andyarden.bsky.social
Love Rugby, Empathy, Tolerance, Dotty (my dog) and my family (not necessarily in that order). Like lots of other things too! #BeKind #BecBelles 🚫No Crypto, sales/trading, floosies or wackos! Also no photo or profile "effort" you can b*gger off too! 😁
@jasonnva.bsky.social
Not the average man... see if you can get my attention 😈 I'm 51, divorced, 3 adult kids, and I'm disabled.
@lady-potato.bsky.social
Nerd- Star Wars, Supernatural, LOTR, Motherland: Ft. Salem, Marvel, Muppets, Doctor Who, Avatar (both the blue kind and the Last Airbender kind) Crafter- sewing, quilting, crochet, cross stitch, cosplay Wishing I was at Disney World right now 💙
@lai6.bsky.social
Angry old lady; retired educator, grandmother, dog lover, and fierce Democrat.