Patrick Sims
Unhinged philosophist, writer, and heck of a nice guy (unless you're a dick)
@sirius-lee-me.bsky.social designs all my book covers.
https://ngl.link/the.brazen.beard1
My Amazon Author page:
https://www.amazon.com/~/e/B0CBK6NHJL
#Author #Indie
Starter Packs
Created by Patrick Sims (1)
People Who Don't Suck
This is my Starter Pack. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Starter Pack is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
@joshagee.bsky.social
Living in TN via IN. Prepare to be underwhelmed. Cubs, Preds, Titans, RollTide, Pacers. If you know me personally, please mute this account.
@eamcatmom.bsky.social
Dedicated cat Mom. Skeets about nothing in particular. At noon we fiesta.
@admiralsnaccbar.bsky.social
I enjoy untoasted poptarts and cross stitching. I do an ASMR YouTube channel as well. He/him https://youtube.com/@sleepytimeretreat?si=JdM9ywR_JnV1gE8o
@starlilstella.bsky.social
Cape Codder 🦈 Annoyed local. Dont come here Doing my bit keeping up US/UK international ties.
@skedaddle74.bsky.social
▪️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:go4b7zduspvcwyxjf7p2lu5j/feed/aaadxzvpeukjk 💗my main squeeze: @qwertying.bsky.social
@massdude.bsky.social
Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo
@s-jsmith.bsky.social
|storytelling|humor|absurdism|psychology|mental health|ADHD|feminism|atheism|curation|collecting|thrifting|obscura|oddities|curiosities|art|design|music|history|preservation|entrepreneurship| I wasn't on Twitter. (she/her) nomadish
@james.tarnation.lol
This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs. Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu 📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
@stev.bsky.social
He/him, late 30s Former caregiver RIP Christina 12-01-2024 Gofundme : https://gofund.me/d2e4cdd8 Cashapp: swedishpancakes Venmo: Steve-Palmer-20 IG: stevpalmer
@deviwestside.bsky.social
Time flies when you're living in crisis Intrusive Thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy Persistent Intrusive Thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. discord: bculpsapp 📍MPLS | 38 | she/they
@mollieheckerling.bsky.social
Wearer of many hats, master of no hats. Former lead singer of The Lost Patrol, writer/creator/director/puppet dominatrix of RATSO on TromaNOW. For newer, dumber shit, check out @abridged2far.bsky.social https://m.youtube.com/@mollieheckerling1875
@mrsilkydmv.bsky.social
Husband. Father. Dog owner. Not the very model of a modern major anything. Stuffs I said ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qohwmxw4z6b7nsd7ezoerrbw/feed/aaab3jnvthkbg
@therealjimsanto.bsky.social
audio artist, noisemaker, writer, poet, web 1.0, neo-old New Yorker, ex-Catholic, science (quantum physics, cosmology, paleontology, archeology) & global history nerd. big fan of comic art online! #Yankees https://linktr.ee/jimsanto
@notacrabyet.bsky.social
deworming my soul on this site|| on an endless quest to become crab 🦀
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
Hank of Decline Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
@fakesportsceleb.bsky.social
Taking care of my chickens and my mentals #BillsMafia Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6
@somedankinmycup.bsky.social
He/him 1312. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there . I am not OJ’s son why would you ask that?
@eelaware.bsky.social
Chris Huff Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son Interim Pope Me alone: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice #freepalestine 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
@aghastronaut.com
Minneapolis non-comedian Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff. (he/him)
@ficklenuts.bsky.social
Same Jess, different app. All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
@chloepink.bsky.social
I'm extremely normal, and identical to everyone else 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 🏴
@guess-what.bsky.social
Comedy doofus Puns not guns! He/him, Philadelphia My ✍️👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes Avi by my talented and supportive sister @posts.by.emilyk.art
@sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social
As mentioned in the Homeowners' Association's new bylaws! readilight.com nonsense and infosec which is also nonsense.
@trashphalt.beauty
they/she/that/bitch filthy midatlantic. accent haver. B.C.H.C. sick of it all ☠️
@blerrycat1.bsky.social
Madmother, ailurophile and bookworm 〰️💜〰️💠〰️⭐️〰️ Always learning. Believe in a bit of everything. Humorist and absurdist. Change is constant, the world is chaotic. Otherwise average Midwestern straight white female office worker.
@spacecaseydet.bsky.social
the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi 32 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
@tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social
Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No bitcoin. Fuck all that noise.
@hiddenpinky.bsky.social
Trying to recapture Weird Twitter from the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains. Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
@justgeist.bsky.social
I’m someone’s worst nightmare and I’m someone’s dream come true. If you meet either, send them my way.
@shannanegans.bsky.social
Dave's not here, man $5 https://cash.app/$Shannanegans76 Best? -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3nxlalnka
@motherofbeanz.bsky.social
Minding My Indigenous Business 𐓏𐒰𐓓𐒰𐓓𐒷 (Wahzhazhe) & ᏣᎳᎩ (Tsalagi) Bitch Ass Emo 🖤 ✨Deadly AF✨ Held together w/Spite INFJ-T/AuDHD Pics lfgphotography.bsky.social The worstest - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hhlqjizym7wnwxlg3vpxegqu/feed/aaag2s7mqviw6
@ladylofi.bsky.social
Grower of many things🌱, Horticultural Therapy/KSU/@rockridgefarm.bsky.social Grand chef of the tiniest of kitchens I watch the sports. All of them #AlwaysRoyal ⚾️👑💙 Lorenzen pitching arm fangirl since '24 Tell your cat, I said pspsps
@itsclementine.bsky.social
shitposter by day 🧡 your internet girlfriend by night 5’1 ⋆ fun sized 💌 msg me tho she be but little she is fergalicious 💖 ⋆ ✿ ⋆ 🌸 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺 🌸 💗 spoil me: https://linktr.ee/minimuffin 👑 throne wishlist: https://throne.com/itsclementine [🔞]
@raincitycor.bsky.social
💙 - artist /writer /poet / thinker/ nerd/ cat mom. -no DM’s or fake stuff here….just lots of dad jokes 💙
@harperdent.bsky.social
Australian writer of speculative fiction including short stories and novels. Seeking publication. Chronic illness sufferer and professional bed-dweller. Loves nature, dogs and chocolate. She/them. https://harperdentauthor.wixsite.com/harper-dent-author
@louisemclaughlin.bsky.social
📚 Author of Fantasy novels. Putting the fan back in Fantasy. https://louisemclaughlin.systeme.io/creativelife Debut novel Discovery: UK : https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DZ2R62DH US https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DZ2R62DH 🐈⬛️ Cat lady 🎨 Landscape painter