Cluck or Be Clucked
Today's destiny is chicken math. 0 birds = suffering. 4 = glory. Solo rooster = chaos. Trust the chickens. Science, not vibes. I don't make the rules (I do). 🐓
@fedupstudio.bsky.social
Trump Did That stickers and other anti-Trump merch: www.etsy.com/shop/FedUpStudio Trump is president again and prices are up. Remind people whose fault it is with these stickers! Supporting good trouble + small acts of resistance
@benedict-rux.bsky.social
artist, illustrator, writer Mostly watercolour, linoprints and drypoint etchings. Portfolio website https://www.illustrationen.eu/portfolio/ Find my studio/shop in the old town of Lübeck /Germany https://www.travemeise.de/
@antidramallama.bsky.social
Super disabled, desperately fighting for change. I'll talk Tolkien forever. Queer AF. If you're a NAZI, I hope you have a chronic itch you can never reach. If you are a Mayo person, I might be too spicy for you. IYKYK
@ilistrudiepalmer.bsky.social
Exploring #Energy #Spirituality & #Creativity. The Great E.S.C. Come, Grow With Me. Indie author📚. Medium👻. Farmer🧑🏿🌾. I live on an island, where I practise regenerative and ecological farming #savesoil www.esotericgardenskn.com
@daveweasel.bsky.social
Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper. Never paid for my blue checkmark on that other site. IG: https://instagram.com/daveweasel
@karanbhallapmo.bsky.social
@grimnz.bsky.social
Not a talker, just a browser. 18+. No minors please. Nudity sometimes featured.
@joaolukas111.bsky.social
@caenhillcc.bsky.social
The Caenhill countryside centre is a charity supporting young people and rescuing animals in the south west of England. My name is Chris, I work with artist Caroline Le Bourgeois, Claire & daughter Kara https://www.caenhillcc.org.uk/support/
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
@elysewillems.bsky.social
Writer and performer in LA doing comedy, horror, and gaming stuff 👁️🗨️ PBS SoCal Won't You Be My Gamer 🎙️ 30 Morbid Minutes, Answer for It! ✍🏼 Freelance Games Writer Illfonic 🪦 Funhaus & Gametrailers 📧 [email protected]
@loloverruled.bsky.social
writer who lawyers on the side Check out my substack: loloverruled.substack.com
@im-all-id.me
middling jokes/existential dread 📍nj all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
@jonbois.bsky.social
jon https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
@sarahspain.com
~ Unf*ckwithable ~ espnW, Host of “Good Game with Sarah Spain” on iHeart, Emmy- & Peabody-Winning Journalist, Washed-up Heptathlete, Cornell grad, Chicago gal. Pre-order my new book “Runs In The Family” - www.tinyurl.com/RITFbook
@andyrichter.co
I’m here now. Listen to my podcast https://teamcoco.com/podcasts/the-three-questions-with-andy-richter Or the Andy Richter Call In Show on Sirius XM https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn1XQMtQTx8JVuafOOEWBkdqDUHPXlX4KShxmuMSgwGt3pkQ/viewform?pli=1
@andylevy.net
co-host of “as the world churns” (https://bsky.app/profile/astheworldchurnsad.bsky.social) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/as-the-world-churns/id1809267529 https://youtube.com/@astheworldchurnsad?si=jL5pP9Kb8shGqaUk proud asymmetric
@internethippo.bsky.social
@whatsjo.bsky.social
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith. ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast 🇵🇸
@reductress.bsky.social
The first and only satirical women's magazine. Constantly moving to a new social platform.
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆 • Goodfeeds https://goodfeeds.co/ • @skyapp.bsky.social thanked by darth july 20, 2023 📍Austin, TX
@timheidecker.bsky.social
Tour, On Cinema at the Cinema, Office Hours, find it all and more at timheidecker.com
@dril.bsky.social
Never Bullshit I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate . https://www.patreon.com/dril https://www.instagram.com/dril_real https://linktr.ee/drilreal
@theonion.com
America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
@milesklee.bsky.social
New Jersey ain’t the whole world https://www.rollingstone.com/author/miles-klee/
@thetigersez.bsky.social
Formerly funny on Twitter. Chaotic good. The best ex girlfriend. Your friend’s older sister who taught you how to smoke. Forever a Cool Teen™️ I eat cake in the car. I’m here now but I’m not happy about it
@weratedogs.com
Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings nonprofit: @15outof10.org ❤️🩹 links.weratedogs.com
@billcorbett.bsky.social
writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler. instagram @billcorbett Eu vou coringar
@tricialockwood.bsky.social
@bsky.app
official Bluesky account (check username👆) Bugs, feature requests, feedback: [email protected]