☑️The TinCan Android
Howdy! I’m living trash that does stuff!
(please 🔞 I am not a children’s entertainer)
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TinCan’s Top 8
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@thesloppyboys.bsky.social
Party rock band with Tim, Mike and Jeff! Podcast also https://linktr.ee/thesloppyboys
@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
@beetlemoses.bsky.social
Signed comic prints right here my guy: beetlemoses.bigcartel.com
@computerjones.ing
Computer toucher, dog lover, coffee enjoyer, consummate shitposter he/him | bi/pan
@neocities.org
Your own personal home page is waiting. Create and surf awesome websites for free. https://neocities.org
@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
Cozy random passages from Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad books. Posts auto-delete.
@errorcrater.bsky.social
microblogging under difficult circumstances 🛵🎯 my music is available on most streaming platforms 🎶 if you even care 👻 💛🤍💜🖤 pronouns: never speak of me (jk they/them is fine just no bro or sir or mister, dude is friends only)
@godkingchorgus.bsky.social
King of Forklifts #1 Forklift Poster On This Dang App Fuck fascism
@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
PARODY. All of the popular films and series not coming to Disney+ or anywhere else. Intern @straycunt.bsky.social tweets signed as KH.
@kadinsketch.bsky.social
Artist | Writer | Comic Book Creator Once I defeat 100 opponents, I will challenge the comic book industry to a duel.
@amdo.bsky.social
thinking about the properties of water, as we all have lately and wondering what extremely presssurized water would feel like in the form of an orb you could touch. wild
@sticknation.bsky.social
Stick together ❤️🕊️🪵🫡🌍🔥🎉🪄🎊 https://www.patreon.com/sticknation#no_universal_links
@halesholland.bsky.social
Student - MICA Fall 2025 | Illustrator | Photographer | Former Pastry Chef | Queer 🏳️🌈 | Mudlarker | Letterboxing | 36 haleeholland.com
@ardenivy.bsky.social
𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘴, 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘵/𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 @𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒶𝓍𝓊✨ 💍 🐰
@missedith.bsky.social
Queer, auDhD, poly, she/her but also I’m not attached to that. Witch of this mountain. VC Andrews Expert. Shirley Jackson appreciator. Nancy Thompson Fan Club. Possible Mermaid on the old place
@leesha.bsky.social
shitpost silo plus some serious stuff Interests: history, music, Judaism, politics, animals, & anything that makes me laugh (I already said politics, though). cishet, she/her
@nehiwolfart.com
Self-employed visual artist and homebrew luthier based in Las Cruces, New Mexico. Cigar box guitars, eclectic art projects, low grade snark, and oxford commas. Retired BRC Ranger. (he/him/his) Find out more at my website 👉 www.nehiwolfart.com
@paxtonpullman.bsky.social
Midwestern dad. Ska and Pro Wrestling are the only legitimate forms of art. Black bean burritos. My pets. He/him.
@amerrill2.bsky.social
I am Brak. I do other voices, too. I enjoy performing and stuff. I hope you like my cornucopia of crap!!!
@skilletqueso.com
threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey skillet queso connoisseur He/Him "u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online “WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top "wow" - @dly.bsky.social
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
@dulcet-abyssal.bsky.social
alt text for PFP - photo of Colin Robinson a white balding man with glasses alt text for banner - close up of David Bowie's eyes completely done with Mark Goodman's bullshit
@abbytheoboist.bsky.social
hi im abby i love emo music and I play ur fave videogame tracks on the oboe 🙂↕️🎶 💖bi she/her :-)💖
@andyrichter.co
I’m here now. Listen to my podcast https://teamcoco.com/podcasts/the-three-questions-with-andy-richter Or the Andy Richter Call In Show on Sirius XM https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn1XQMtQTx8JVuafOOEWBkdqDUHPXlX4KShxmuMSgwGt3pkQ/viewform?pli=1
@vitsoe.bsky.social
We have made Dieter Rams’s furniture for over 65 years. Living better, with less, that lasts longer. #vitsoe
@mikucbg.bsky.social
Building Cigar Box Guitars and other low-end instruments since 2011. Author of „The Ultimate Guide to Crafting Your Own Cigar Box Guitar!” Get your copy here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CNCYWZWH
@thatdoll.online
it's pronounced like 'Tessa'✨ She/Her if you're cis She/It if you're normal photography alt @hessesnappin.bsky.social -never cross a picket line-
@comfortingmoo.online
18+ minors blocked You can not kill me in a way that matters. No Gods, No Masters, No Prime Directive. Solidarity is how we survive. Trek, Wrestling, Podcasting (She/They) Host/Producer @mnffpod.bsky.social Tip jar: @JKNotsobad V & C Garaksmid.store
@nutshellgulag.bsky.social
A pile of cat fur and lint. She/her cis Keeper of Sadie the Potato Goblin If you have a cat, that's probably why I followed you
@zakariah.bsky.social
Writer. Walker. Banjo Player. Progeny of Cannibals. Author of MINK: SKINNING TIME IN WISCONSIN and EGG ON HER FACE: STORIES OF CRIME, HORROR, AND THE SPACE IN BETWEEN. https://substack.com/@pteratorn731655
@calamitycrush.bsky.social
She/her. Chicago. Former video store lackey, current dairy queen. Angry pedestrian. Cat mom. Old movie weirdo. I'd rather be at the (goth) club
@retr0.id
reverse engineering, cryptography, exploits, hardware, file formats, and generally giving computers a hard time Fedi: @retr0id@retr0.id Macroblog: https://www.da.vidbuchanan.co.uk/blog/
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
six feet of radioactive decay and candy sweetposts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahsr44yjqoy
@shittychallenge.bsky.social
The #ShittyCameraChallenge presents the #CrappyCommieCameraParty June 1st, 2025! New merch drops every month, 50% of the profits go to The Trevor Project! https://shittycamerachallenge.threadless.com