The You You Are Bot
Behold, social media, a circus, truly a sight,
Spaceships in rich guy's plans, taking imaginary flight.
Keeping us awake at night, in a constant scroll of fright,
Yet, in the grand scheme, it's less impactful than a kite.
@smarmy.bsky.social
teaching creative code @ NYU, SVA, CUNY Hunter + bi-coastal + educator + consumer + lover + hater + freak + critic + noob + https://samheckle.com
@motelsiren.bsky.social
god’s favorite cowgirl 💒 entertainment writer @ gamesradar+ poet maiden @ clashbooks 📍brooklyn, ny linktr.ee/motelsiren
@wugmump.bsky.social
The Ezra Pound of live visualism. I flirt with 4.5hz seizures. #ITPNYU '01, #Hampshirecollege F88, #IDMNYU faculty, once and future #disorient #ledartist. Dad, husband, player of games, he/him. Strong 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally. https://goldbergs.com
@0xc0ffee.bsky.social
We are all diaspora from ye olde birdsite. I skeet here, toot at @0xC0FFEE@oldbytes.space, and reside in meatspace at ///outsiders.stereotype.needlessly
@librariantodd.bsky.social
Pop culture geek librarian (he/him/his). Podcaster for Whirlwind Podcasts (@WhirlwindPods.bsky.social)
@melissawoodward28.bsky.social
Neuroscience, ultimate frisbee, DnD, Whirlwind podcasts she/her
@michael-green.bsky.social
Aerospace Engineer. Michigan native. Florida escapee. California transplant. TV watcher and sports fan. Believer in Science.
@miffedcupcake.bsky.social
Tea and cake or death? Um, cake please / she/her / Bylines: LA Times, Romper, Slate, vulture + more / Therapist specializing in addiction & trauma / @OfficialTCA
@danliebke.com
Man without a bio For my thoughts on cricket, follow @liebcricket.com For my thoughts on everything else, follow this account. danliebke.com
@sigjudge.bsky.social
Apple TV aficionado at MacStories | Podcaster, Magic Rays of Light | 📧 sigmund@macstories.net
@sepinwall.bsky.social
He/him Chief TV Critic at Rolling Stone, author. Now searchable on Tubi. I am not Alan Sepinwall III. https://www.abramsbooks.com/product/saul-goodman-v-jimmy-mcgill_9781419777196/?utm_source=author+social+media&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=
@juddapatow.bsky.social
@connorratliff.bsky.social
Webby Award-winning Actor/Comedian/Podcaster • Dead Eyes • Tiny Dinos • The George Lucas Talk Show • Raaaatscraps every Sunday • "Mr. Rapp" in Mean Girls (2024) • RECENTLY: Bob's Burgers & Ghosts & Jellystone & Étoile
@severedup.bsky.social
Fan-run media hub for Severance | Co-host of Illumination Above All | news, interviews, BTS, fanworks, and memes | NOT AFFILIATED WITH APPLE TV+
@severancepeaks.bsky.social
I have no idea where this will lead us, but I have a definite feeling it will be a place both mysterious and important. YouTube.com/@severancepeaks
@severanze.bsky.social
We serve Kier, you child! (But we’re starved for meaning here so of course we pervert our founder’s message with jokes and impiety) Season 1 + 2 now on Apple TV+ | Season 3 confirmed | FAN ACCOUNT, NOT ASSOCIATED WITH Apple TV+
@lumoncollector.bsky.social
Praise Kier! 🧇 Instagram.com/LumonCollector Twitter.com/LumonCollector
@toooftenodd.bsky.social
SEVERANCE | Ciarán Hinds | generalized media obsession | <18 dni | 30s she/her | also known as @severedup.bsky.social
@severancepodcast.bsky.social
Podcast semanal sobre a série Ruptura (Severance) Apple TV+ YouTube @SeveranceStories
@theyouyouarepod.bsky.social
Listen to the Podcast on Apple, Spotify and more! Find all our links and Patreon here: linktr.ee/theyouyouarepod
@m0bu.ruins.party
im lem, editor & writer who writes & edits for fun fan edits (mostly severance): www.youtube.com/@lemgob young and foolish then, old and foolish now i won't lie, there were drugs in the pickle
@severancefan.bsky.social
Lumon compliance handbook totes are coveted AF, Anti-bed sitting, Pro-Severance reform, Feeling right as rain, Gardener by night
@mrstatement.bsky.social
⚝ I hate fun. ⚝ Writer/Screenwriter/Artist/Media "Critic" ⚝ Bigots, Zionists, Pedos, Zoos DNI ⚝ Minor #filmsky
@mikeyrockslang.bsky.social
Liberal Democrat / War Veteran / I forever get to yell Bucks in 4, Bucks in 7 and Bucks in 6! Bucks won the ‘21 finals and I celebrated on the court with the team.
@markharris.bsky.social
Writer, husband, etc. Books: Pictures at a Revolution (2008), Five Came Back (2014), Mike Nichols: A Life (2021), Untitled gay cultural history (2026). Journalism: New York, NYTimes Style Mag, etc. A long time ago: EW, Grantland, younger.
@edsolomon.bsky.social
Writer/co-writer: The Christophers (2025), The Spot (2026), Full Circle, No Sudden Move, Men in Black, the 3 Bill&Ted movies, Mosaic, Now You See Me 1&2, Charlie's Angels, It’s Garry Shandling’s Show, Laverne&Shirley. Fiction: Vanity Fair, The New Yorker
@brokencinema.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood Gaffer! Lighting movies for a living since 2010! IG: https://www.instagram.com/brokencinema/
@lucas.meyerperin.org
Principal Scientist @ MSFT AI for Good Lab Applied AI for Sustainability, Conservation and Preservation I post a lot of birds 📍 Houston, TX ✈️ Seattle, WA 🇧🇷🇺🇸 Supports:🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@parkermolloy.com
I write the media/internet/culture/politics/whatever newsletter The Present Age: www.readtpa.com Chicagoan / wife of @kaylapekkala.bsky.social / second favorite human to two dogs / not an activist / likes baseball
@helenkennedy.bsky.social
Newspapers 4 life. (Ex NY Daily News & Boston Herald.) NYC and North Fork. Francophile fan of Sondheim and Venice. Aspiring watercolorist. (Paintings now at @washbuckler.bsky.social) Hoping sarcasm works out better over here.
@siradamscoot.bsky.social
Adam Scott enthusiast. Not Adam. Comedy Bang! Bang! Fan for life Aspiring Comedy Nerd Raised on alternative rock
@roundhoward.bsky.social
I'm Josh! #RHAP executive editor and podcaster, The Hollywood Reporter contributing writer, MTV News alum, reformed bad boy of #Survivor press, father of #cats, uncle to many, New Yorker, pizza eater, other things. punch and pie but make it blue sky
@kalibali87.bsky.social
Artist, filmmaker, creative, behaviorist. Co-host of @TheYouYouArePod Ask me about commissioned art. Watch my film Ace Date on OnWatchTV.
@haxdogma.bsky.social
Youtuber, Author, Karaoke Rapper. Terribly Dope Dude Doing Dope Things. 🐕 I got that dog in me, or whatever Kendrick Lamar said. 🐕
@njhm100.bsky.social
Democrat, #VoteBlue, #Resist #Prochoice,🌊🌊🇺🇦 🌈Ally, Fuck Trump/Musk, TV afficionado, njhm100 on Twitter- #Severance #Silo #LastofUs #Penguin #Wednesday #Ghosts #TheDiplomat #Shrinking #ShadowsFX #MythicQuest Happily married- No DMs please. No crypto.
@crash-edit.bsky.social
Me? I'm a fucking delight. Writer. Parent. GenX Weirdo. Fluent in Sherlock, Succession, Severance, The Bear (& farther back, Lost, Survivor & Twin Peaks). 🔞