TomFoxTom
I’m old enough to remember when Twitter was only 3 characters per tweet. Tell that to the kids today and they’ll laugh in your face. Here now though.
@georgepenney.bsky.social
Author of funny books, cultural omnivore. I like tea and cats, not necessarily in that order. I inhale deeply when first stepping in to bookshops and libraries. 🌈 https://linktr.ee/Georgepenney
@actualpengy.bsky.social
Saying what you daren't. He/him Answers to oi, mush, was that you, etc.
@freebiebean.bsky.social
Hand in hand is the only way to land and always the right way round.
@detritus.bsky.social
Sometime cobbler, volunteer firefighter, wastrel. NOT A CRIMINAL If you like silly stuff feel free to browse. WobbleAnSplotch.redbubble.com https://signal.me/#eu/-W_KutikVwjDKiXrAGpCtTRUfk77GAhw4rF4McE_BXOavmrS9SVD1KYJh4uVO20p
@peasblossom.bsky.social
Queen of typos. Older but, apparently, not much wiser. Wife. Mother. Grandma. Still deciding if I’m going to retire from NHS. Again! Love my family. If you can’t find me try a beach, unless it’s Thursday, then check the soft play.
@0x0.boo
Security. People matter most. Stonking Social invite 🔗 https://stonking.0x0.boo Creator of news.0x0.boo 📰 Bluesky Signal group invite 🔗 signal.0x0.boo #TeslaTakedown
@sillysillygirl.bsky.social
Cats, shoes, live music, good food, tattoos and piercings. Not necessarily in that order. @garydc.bsky.social has the misfortune to be the hubby
@stilldavis.bsky.social
Rubbish jokes, inane observations, low effort, you get the idea. Everton fan. You're bored now.
@elyeathea.bsky.social
Wrestled my demons once... there was jello... it got weird. ALWAYS a joke. You can't touch my dimples. Love child of ScarJo & Chucky.
@mrsplamb.bsky.social
@akbea.bsky.social
I twist other people's words for money. http://rewritten.uk Anything pre-July 2023 is imported from Twitter; I don't have a time machine. Not that I'd tell you about, anyway.
@caughtjester.bsky.social
I post my own photos and the occasional joke. I’m only on here for fun. I post other photos of mine on Instagram as bruce_caughtjester if you’re interested.
@pgwodelouse.bsky.social
Writer of (generally) supernatural short fiction. Words in The Horror Tree, Cranked Anvil, Paragraph Planet, Free Flash Fiction, The Erozine, Thrilling Cold Stories and SciFanSat. Also wrote illustrated children’s book Sarah the Spectacular Squirrel
@blofeldscat.bsky.social
Cat. Criminal Mastermind. Legend. Founder of Tofu eating, wokerati, Anti Growth Coalition
@kuntieplopkins.bsky.social
Hider of Daily Mails Old bag, mainly on Threads now (same @) No Parmesán! ✊️ SHOVE YOUR CHLORINATED CHICKEN UP YOUR CHLORINATED BUM! Thrown out of the Brownies for "subversion" C/W : may contain politics Same birthday as #craftywank (different year obvs)
@spudgunmoo.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Moo. Raccoon enthusiast. Artist. Recluse. 🦻 Deaf old bag. Not single. Not interested.
@mrsnic.bsky.social
@craftycow.bsky.social
Maker of Cat Sofas, owned by Banksy the cat. Here for general silliness and friendly chat. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/CraftySharp
@andyparmo.co.uk
Phlegm. Gusset. Mound. Sputum. Minge. Sheath. Girth. Pouch. Flap. Moist. Yeasty. Spurt. Seepage. These are all words my missus hates. Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
@ianemery.bsky.social
• 45 years old • married to Nicola • QA Senior Test Engineer• Dad to Rhys (b. Feb 09) & Seren (b. Dec 13) • English exile living in South Wales • Once danced the birdy song on stage with Lionel Blair • Not really this small, just stood further away.
@mynameisgill.bsky.social
Inventor of beef hula hoop advent calendars (awaiting patent). Middle-aged fashionista. Found mainly in Glasgow and Yorkshire and sometimes around the globe. A Weegie at heart. 🏴
@mostlygrumpy.bsky.social
I’m in my 50’s. If you’re younger get a wood burner a dog and leave work at 5. You’ll thank me later.
@grahamofthedead.bsky.social
A little *too* Raph. Geordie. Film fan. Horror nerd. Failed stand-up. https://letterboxd.com/GrahamOfTheDead/
@beakmoo.bsky.social
Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.) I block TERFs.
@roylepin.bsky.social
@salix.bsky.social
Deceptively serious. Psychologist Therapist & Artist Illustrator. Reckoning with neurodiversity, non human entities & existential terror. Completely enchanted by a feller. A #parentcarer to some complex kids. 🏳️🌈 Ally she/her