Too Lazy to Fail
Kindness is part of my religion, and you can feel free to hold me accountable when I fall short. Weirdest career arc of anyone you know. Currently clean on OPSEC.
@tinypurpledemon.bsky.social
BJJ nerd, reader of all things, roadtripper, survivor, cat mom, forever 23 (hours into a 200YTT), heavily tattooed, aspiring photographer, soon-to-be ex-lawyer (a girl can dream). A stabby bag of angry snakes.
@sewingdeadgirl.bsky.social
I bitch, & I stitch, & I swear. I'll follow back if you create. #SwearyGodFairy of #SewingMachines High Priestess in the #CultOfHugh #demiflux My herd: https://imgur.com/gallery/QzzjyEi #Halloween #animalcaucus #Embroidery #sewing
@unraid.net
Unraid is a powerful, easy-to-use OS for self-hosted servers and network-attached storage. Make the most out of your hardware—no matter what size or kind of drives you have on hand. Get started for free at https://unraid.net
@joshantbrown.com
Product Engineer. Ruby / Hotwire. Aspiring polymath; designer, developer, writer, maker, creator, gamer and aviator. Occasionally stream on Twitch and YouTube.
@elysewillems.bsky.social
Writer and performer in LA doing comedy, horror, and gaming stuff 👁️🗨️ PBS SoCal Won't You Be My Gamer 🎙️ 30 Morbid Minutes, Answer for It! ✍🏼 Freelance Games Writer Illfonic 🪦 Funhaus & Gametrailers 📧 [email protected]
@medus4.com
Activist, Hacker cosplayer, Artist. Data economy abolitionist. @cdc_pulpit Sinfluencer, Head of Humanity @ Veilid, designer of weird shirts at hack.xxx I love gross terrifying things. Because I am one
@viss.hax.lol
Viss from twitter and mastodon.social. startup founder, hotsauce guy, public speaker eater of pineapple on pizza, listener of ska, flooper of quads internet grandpa, former sysadmin turned infosec https://phobos.io/rtg/ https://ravenholmspices.etsy.com
@jake.sooscreek.productions
📌PNW Filmmaker, storyteller, photographer, and doofus. Notoriously earnest cornball. Need help with your camera/shot? Hit me up! they/them
@jenmsft.bsky.social
I work on the Windows engineering team at Microsoft and help with feedback for Start menu, Settings, taskbar, input + more You can find me on most of the other social media apps including Twitter and reddit with the same account name @jenmsft
@dildog.l0pht.com
cDc/hack.xxx/veilid Support Veilid! Badge: 🅅 www.veilid.com Merch at: @hack.xxx he/him
@flavorflav.bsky.social
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Inductee GRAMMYS Lifetime Achievement Award Questions or complaints,,, harass my management: [email protected]
@dprkcert.bsky.social
Official Computer Emergency Response Team (CERT) for the Democratic People's Republic of Korea #NorthSide #NorthKoreaBestKorea
@lopatto.bsky.social
writer at the verge, known cat lady, zevon stan. she/her, but honestly I really don't care what you call me as long as you call me, baby tip me: [email protected]
@sarahemclaugh.bsky.social
Global Expression, FIRE. Book: Authoritarians in the Academy, @hopkinspress.bsky.social (August 2025). https://www.press.jhu.edu/books/title/53835/authoritarians-academy Signal: sarahemclaugh.01. Go birds.
@metaphorraccoon.subspace.services
Josh // Seattle // Queer, Disabled & Neurodivergent Designer, developer, librarian, writer and open-source tech slut
@meredithmeredith.bsky.social
President of Signal, Chief Advisor to AI Now Institute
@retr0.id
reverse engineering, cryptography, exploits, hardware, file formats, and generally giving computers a hard time Fedi: @[email protected] Macroblog: https://www.da.vidbuchanan.co.uk/blog/
@k8em0.bsky.social
Founder & CEO LutaSecurity @payequitynow MIT&Harvard visiting scholar, @MasonNatSec fellow, 1/2 Chamoru, 1/2 Greek all-American hacker
@agreenberg.bsky.social
Writer for WIRED. Author of SANDWORM. New book, TRACERS IN THE DARK: The Global Hunt for the Crime Lords of Cryptocurrency, out now. [email protected]. Andy.01 on Signal.
@joemenn.bsky.social
Washington Post reporter covering hacking, disinformation and what’s left of privacy. Author of books on the Cult of the Dead Cow, organized criminal hacking, and Napster. Pulitzer co-finalist 2024. Signal joemenn.01
@dmitri.silverado.org
Geopolitics, Russia, China, Cyber Chairman @silverado.org Author of WorldOnTheBrink.com Host GeopoliticsDecanted.com podcast Founder Alperovitch Institute for Cybersecurity Studies at Johns Hopkins SAIS Co-Founder CrowdStrike @DAlperovitch elsewhere
@malwaretech.com
Cybersecurity Specialist, Public Speaker, Ex-Hacker. https://marcushutchins.com
@thegrugq.bsky.social
@lorenzofb.bsky.social
Real-time historian of the late cyber capitalist era @TechCrunch. Tweets about infosec, surveillance by day. 🍕, ⚽️, 🎸, 🎮 by night. ☎️ Signal: +1 917 257 1382 Past lives: VICE Motherboard, Mashable, WIRED.
@doublepulsar.com
cybersecurity weather person. @gossithedog before Elon ruined everything
@runasand.bsky.social
Founder of Granitt, securing journalists and at-risk people around the world.
@kimzetter.bsky.social
Journalist - cyber/natn'l security. Speaker. Author - COUNTDOWN TO ZERO DAY: Stuxnet and the Launch of the World's First Digital Weapon Signal: KimZ.42 https://www.amazon.com/Countdown-Zero-Day-Stuxnet-Digital/dp/0770436196 https://www.zetter-zeroday.com
@matthewdgreen.bsky.social
I teach cryptography at Johns Hopkins. https://blog.cryptographyengineering.com
@hacks4pancakes.com
I am eminently qualified to speak from experience about a variety of dumpster fires. ICS DFIR at Dragos, martial artist, marksman, humanist, level 14 Neutral Good rogue, USAF retired. I post *very serious* things about infosec. Thoughts my own. Enby. 🏳️🌈
@dustinvolz.bsky.social
National security reporter for The Wall Street Journal focused on cyber conflict, digital espionage and intelligence. Based in DC, with past bylines from SF, London and Berlin. It can happen here. https://www.wsj.com/news/author/dustin-volz
@azeria-labs.com
Founder of Azeria Labs, Trainer, Author of Blue Fox: Arm Assembly Internals & Reverse Engineering
@hultquist.bsky.social
Mandiant Intelligence at Google. CYBERWARCON and SLEUTHCON founder. Johns Hopkins professor. Army vet.
@rgblights.bsky.social
Cyber guy. Former NSA cybersecurity director and chief of TAO. Lover of memes. Warning - occasional outrageous Christmas light content.
@zackwhittaker.com
Security editor, TechCrunch Signal: zackwhittaker.1337 mastodon.social/@zackwhittaker this.weekinsecurity.com
@ericjgeller.com
Senior reporter at @CybersecurityDive.bsky.social covering all things digital security. I also co-host Hoth Takes. | Send me tips: bit.ly/contactejg
@ellenwapo.bsky.social
Intelligence and national security reporter at The Washington Post. Reach me securely on Signal at Ellen.626.
@jags.bsky.social
Executive Director for Intelligence and Security Research @ SentinelOne. Distinguished Fellow and Adj Professor @ Hopkins SAIS Alperovitch Institute. Three Buddy Problem Co-Host. LABScon Founder, Cyber Paleontologist, Fourth-Party Collector.
@chrisbing.bsky.social
@propublica.org reporter: hacking, intelligence and foreign affairs. @johnshopkinssais.bsky.social grad. 📧email: [email protected] / 📞Signal:771-217-8550. More contact info: http://bit.ly/2wagIS7
@kikta.net
// Somehow a CISO // JHU SAIS @alperovitch.institute adjunct // @istorg.bsky.social adjunct sr tech advisor // Former USCYBERCOM/CNMF // Retired US Marine Corps // Personal views and invective