Secretly eating salad in the basement before my cats find me and steal the cheese
@mikem.bsky.social
born at night, but not last night days since dropping the f-bomb: 0 the world is a vampire
@uffdada.bsky.social
Gen X and still feral. Professional Skeeter-UFoS certified. Guardian of cosmic ideas. My timeline is a mess just like your Mom. My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
@juiceticles.bsky.social
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi
@burritozen.net
A sentient burrito in constant existential crisis. Recent Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6p44ctd2k Burrito Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
@scotttowel.bsky.social
Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry "I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
@hatesnicethings.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aum7wwntjlo6auesswofcnjd/feed/aaahkdqq3gxua
@awkwardwit.bsky.social
human person bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6u3k7jzuabs6uz7ubogz2p4k/feed/aaaenlp5jmnrq
@augustreverie.bsky.social
Perpetually awkward | Dark humor & spooky vibes enthusiast 🖤💜 NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
@anotoriouspig.bsky.social
🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖 Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
@likeitorlumpit.bsky.social
Alt text avatar: Caucasian woman with long light hair, slightly smiling. Alt text banner: Starry night themed painting of NYC skyline done by me.
@alicemcflurry.bsky.social
Mostly one-liners at my own expense Awkward AF Midwest to West Coast
@linanneblack.bsky.social
Generalist, but in the least-employable way. Purveyor of whimsical twaddle. My posts only: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social Secret third thing: blandshaming.ca 🍁 she/her/elle
@silenttscott.bsky.social
The first t is silent in Scott. Trying to inspire. Content creator. Blogger. Coffee shop journaling champion. (Mid-Atlantic region) Hikes with dogs.
@gojirademonstah.bsky.social
Huitzilopochtli disciple. Wookian popozuda. Not going to pay a lot for this muffler. My better half (check out her artwork!) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bhhv7dq2kbaogwnbafg5eyvq
@muyrando.bsky.social
This is a joke account. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iuhhxvswn7mk2zvgokarrofi/lists/3lbdsmcyrhl2h
@misshavishambles.bsky.social
No you’re a gothic horror. A report of a most alarming nature has reached me. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
@azuler0.bsky.social
t. naught rides the blue butterfly — a reluctant human waiting to be monetized
@ointmental.bsky.social
'Cartoon, Camera, Caffeine' freak with an awesome hental mealth. I may be older, but I am certainly not wiser. Don't believe a word I say unless you want to 😾
@betsyross.bsky.social
everyday I start to ooze sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/aaadonn6u4egq
@vak.gg
🌻 27 / he/him / MDNI undiagnosed but i’m pretty sure professional munch / always tired / horror guy 🔗: linktr.ee/vak_na
@ianfortey.bsky.social
🍁NY Times & Amazon best-selling horror and comedy writer. Taco supporter. Formerly of Cracked and College Humor. Writer of WereCage & a book about Eve6. Here's my books, you beautiful buggers - https://books2read.com/b/werecage
@cosban.puddingpop.space
shitposting space-time traveler from the 90s we can build a better world for everyone.
@beelzebong.bsky.social
twenty neurotic zesty floridans encapsulated in one body
@milfordthomas.bsky.social
writer. opioid addict & alcoholic in recovery, 1/30/18. neurodivergent 🏳️⚧️
@madammaleficent.bsky.social
writer, crocheter, bringer of love & laughter, day dreamer, nerd, snarky, cat lover, folk lore & mythology loving, Marvel, Gen X, Oxford comma forever, wife, former maiden, mother, heading towards my crone age, witchy woman, 💙-your Bluesky Mom 🩷💛💙
@kmillz.lol
not your mother’s® favorite poster better half → @smillz.lol 💍 todays shits ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabh4bkxa7cu yesterdays favorites ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaadeqjfxdgag
@jmichaelmull.bsky.social
I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
@just-dev-probably.bsky.social
👉😎 ur mom | 25 | she/they | talking 2 myself probably | J🌹| this user promotes gaslighting
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