TuringProctor
IRL I'm mistaken for a respectable person of sober judgment and sensible opinions. Not here. This account is for my goofiest takes. I like cats, books, science, and fun-crazy. I dislike hookworm, throat-singing, fundamentalism, and mean-crazy.
@hntdove.bsky.social
Writer: alternate history, other sf, fantasy, historical fiction. Severely allergic to fascism.
@thebloggess.bsky.social
Author, blogger, proprietress of Nowhere Bookshop, loose cannon.
@strictlychristo.bsky.social
“The reward for a thing well done is to have done it.“ - Ralph Waldo Emerson
@sofiadoodle.bsky.social
Hoarder of memes, Hater of fascists, Happily woke, Blue through and through. Laughing, knitting and fine whiskey are my passion.
@billyd3.bsky.social
Mechanical and structural engineering, programming, multimedia artistry. Blue in a large red state. No tolerance for the intolerant. #SundayWordSearch
@jenpsaki.msnbc.com
Mom of 2, Host of @briefingwithpsaki.bsky.social Tuesday-Friday at 9pm ET on MSNBC starting May 6.
@theliamnissan.bsky.social
What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima
@drjengunter.bsky.social
Doctor, writer, Canadian Spice, lasso of truth, I speak for no one but me. 2X NYT bestsellers. More thoughts at TheVajenda.com
@maxkennerly.bsky.social
Nearly 20 years in court as a law-talking guy for plaintiffs, now a mix of stuff. Posts too much about politics. email max@kennerlylaw.com
@shannonrwatts.bsky.social
Author, FIRED UP, coming June 2025 / Speaker, organizer, founder emerita, @MomsDemand / Boardmember, @emergeamerica firedupbook.com 🔥🔥🔥
@stefank1117.bsky.social
PhD Scientist | Lover of kindness and equality | Defender of democracy | He’s NOT my president |
@melissjpeltier.bsky.social
Veteran film/TV/media maker; NYT bestselling author; storyteller; dog mom. Direct descendant John Alden & Priscilla Mullins 1620. My American ancestors were defending democracy since 1776. 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 & #Ally 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
@politicsgirl.bsky.social
Immigrant. Citizen. Mouthy advocate for common sense. Official account💙
@skeetofgod.bsky.social
Disappointed but not surprised. Now ruling a brand new universe: https://theskeetofgod.com.
@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
I am America’s Best Christian™. But you knew that. You can find exclusive content here: https://www.patreon.com/c/MrsBettyBowers TITHE: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=Q6REDKBBVUJLU
@kalmantibs.bsky.social
Building a bridge across the Atlantic, with steel beams and rivets. 🌎 🕊️ "Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced." — Søren Kierkegaard Budapest HU║Long Beach CA
@lasassypants.bsky.social
Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice💙TG💙 • MOMSPLAINER The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale ↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️ 🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
@lacentrist.bsky.social
Dodgers * Rams * Suns * Dog Mom * The Wild West * Politics * Married * Please No DM’s
@matthewpate.bsky.social
“Avenging Sword of Taste & Decency” Criminologist, Author, Unapologetic Supporter of Democracy. Animal lover. I plant zinnias as an act of rebellion. #Resistance
@janeotn.bsky.social
“Idiot,” he said, anxiously rather than crossly. “Love isn’t how you feel. It’s what you do."
@mikeljollett.bsky.social
New York Times bestselling author. Former All Things Considered, NPR, LA Times, NME, McSweeney’s, Stanford University. Singer in this one band.
@repjasmine.bsky.social
Former public defender, now U.S. Congresswoman, proudly serving the good people of Texas’ 30th Congressional District. ✊🏾
@adamtots.bsky.social
goblin • he/him • patreon.com/adamtots • Let Me In Your Window: https://amzn.to/4l2oOFw
@borowitzreport.bsky.social
Home of Truth Free newsletter subscription: BorowitzReport.com
@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social
books, beauty, history, folklore. Dickens lover. married to @littleseamstress. gets dressed up like a pillow so she's always in bed. patreon.com/sketchesbyboze, https://linktr.ee/sketchesbyboze
@jonathanslater.bsky.social
Help who you can, when you can, for as long as you can. City From Above. We live and we struggle. No DM’s Born April 1. Really!
@kaylan.bsky.social
Former Republican, chud slayer extraordinaire & frequent shitposter. I’m not just an ally, I’m an accomplice! I’m well aware I’m not for everyone. Follow me at your own risk. #ReceiptQueen🧾👸
@johnfeal9117.bsky.social
NYC. 9/11 Responder & Advocate. 101st Vet & Advocate . Kidney Donor. Average guy with colorful language who has helped pass 19 pieces of legislation. You want me on your side when the shit hits the fan. I mow Jon Stewart's lawn. NO DM's unless I know you!
@lifesafeast.bsky.social
Writer mostly about food & culture, food historian, cookbook author, hotel owner, jam maker, American in France. I've won some awards. If there’s food, I’ll be there. #endALS Check out my stuff https://bento.me/jamieschler https://jamieschler.substack.com
@gizmosspace.bsky.social
#Resister. #SlavaUkraini. I am an ex-Republican but a proud Democrat. I am happy to live in the PNW. #SemperFi. #ThankYouTG #Beekeeper #BLM, #LGBTQIA+ 🏳️🌈(he/him) 🚫DM unless we know each other; I will delete it.
@vivian1212.bsky.social
Life-longDemocrat. Progressive liberal. MLIS Librarian/Educator. My religion is kindness- Dali Lama #BookSky Don’t blame me. I voted for the Prosecutor and the Coach. 😔 Blue 🔵 in DeSantistan
@donlew87.bsky.social
Lawyer. Tennis Nut. Helped Exonerate Innocent Man Who Spent 14 Years on Death Row.
@spookyforcefrancis.bsky.social
I love to laugh long and loud. Parody news account
@morgfair.bsky.social
Actress. Politics, Foreign Policy, Science & RockNRoll. Love animals
@heatherthomasaf.bsky.social
Actress writer activist flyfisherwoman closet farmer co-founder LA CAFE co-founder www.dontgetpurged.org
@theanabraga.bsky.social
Former Republican, originally from Brazil living in the US😫 Wellness Coach and Pet Adoption Advocate. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️-Ally #Childlesscatlady https://allmylinks.com/anabraga
@wordswithsteph.bsky.social
Harris 2024 Team • Biden 2020 Team • Bard College (NY)• University of Copenhagen • Former writer/editor/talent scout: London Summer Jam • Member of the Opposition • #BlueWave2026 • 2x Brain Tumor Survivor • Bluesky since Nov. 2024 🦋
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and coming May 2025, Anima Rising.
@deadder.bsky.social
Editorial cartoonist for the Globe and Mail and the Hill Times. Substack: https://substack.com/@deadder Follow me! Follow me! Follow me! Follow me! Follow me!
@trisresists.bsky.social
Don’t blame me, I voted for her! Good is supposed to triumph over evil. We need each other more than ever. Grab your capes, let’s save the day together! Advocate: Equal Rights | LGBTQ | Healthcare | Mental Health | Disability | Pro Choice | 🚫 Fascism 🟦🟧
@infinitescream.bsky.social
by @nora.zone, huge thanks to @jewel.andraia.xyz, @bluebotsdonequick.com. it/its