Violetmusing 🧚🏼‍♀️ (Jellybean Socrates)

@meantomyself.bsky.social

3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025 Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk

@anthrodiva.bsky.social

Cultural anthropologist, wine mom, and shitlib who lives in West Virginia.

@techconnectify.bsky.social

I'm that YouTuber who taught you how dishwashers work. Guess I'm tryin' out the whole Bluesky thing now. he/him https://www.youtube.com/technologyconnections

@beyondmeatofficial.bsky.social

Account run by a little cow wearing a cape 🍔 We make clean, simple plant-based meat. 💚 Better for you, better for animals and better for the planet. 🫶 Serve Love.

@arithmancer.bsky.social

former teacher of mathematics; watcher of cool stuff; player of games; haver of Parkinson's; consumer of pizza; erstwhile cat keeper; avid sleeper. No DM's, please and thank you.

@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social

Don't these times, fill your eyes When the streets are cold and lonely And the cars, they burn below me Are you all alone Are you made of stone Brown/Squire https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search

@in-otter-news.bsky.social

The life and times of Steve the otter...

@yvrwxwatcher.bsky.social

Vancouver based Weather/Storm Chaser & freelancer documenting notable weather & other events with a focus on BC & PNW weather. On the unceded traditional territories of the xʷməθkʷəy̓əm/Musqueam, Sḵwx̱wú7mesh/Squamish, & səlilwətaɬ/Tsleil-Waututh Nations.

@haliphacks.bsky.social

Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show. My posts ➜ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kla5p6qnfqixl6bgwbttabhh/feed/aaadag4p2jrvk

@lydiacornell.bsky.social

Costar on ABC 'Too Close for Comfort; HBO Curb, 250 TV shows; AFI Best Actress; mom; 30 yrs sober; women & children’s advocate; LEGACY BLUE CHECKMARK on Twitter; #Resist #BanAssaultWeapons #ally

@laurenflans.bsky.social

I love three things: my dog, '70s folk rock, and Rachel Weisz. Everything else I am merely tolerating. Check out comingoutpod.com 🏳️‍🌈 Sorry about all the semicolons; I can't help it. OnlyFlans: bit.ly/flansposts

@gabemathewsband.bsky.social

The Earth rotates every 24 hours, but I only rotate off the couch when absolutely necessary.

@theonion.com

America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary.

@jenno32.bsky.social

nurse, haligonian, mom, opportunist in: petting animals, free food, communicating in memes/gifs/song lyrics, making you sing “all star” by smashmouth. some BODY

@muffintopmomma.bsky.social

Yes. It's me, again. Mother to 3 - friend to all And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site. New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst. *Now on Substack*

@jenniferlee.bsky.social

Just a girl trying to make it in this crazy world. Reader/Atheist/Chocoholic/Fibro Warrior she/her Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

@scotttowel.bsky.social

Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry "I fake it so real I am beyond fake"

@oncewaschef.bsky.social

Yinzer • Husband • Funcle

@grimmreality.bsky.social

Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https:// bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagblxcbo6g6

@blairloudly.bsky.social

my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 things my brain thought then my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi

@adamurb.bsky.social

Mwahahaha…ha? Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pdxybkcvl4yoe4rczp5r3cen/feed/aaak2h6q5xaqa

@volcaholic1.bsky.social

Passionate about volcanoes, extreme weather & wildfires. If it's exciting, informative, or unique, I'll share it. © to owners! DM for credit/removal/submission.

@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social

Second largest ocean, but the saltiest 💁‍♀️ and the funniest 🤣 Mysterious, beautiful and scary 🌊🦈 I love making hurricanes 🌀 I’m very wet 😏 May contain aliens 👽🤷‍♀️ You can call me AO 🤝🏼

@mommycascadia1700.bsky.social

Grandma to Little Mt Adams Big sister to San Andreas Fault Mother to children: Silverthrone Caldera Cayley Meager Nch'kay Kulshan Dakobed Tahoma Klickitat-favorite child Loowit Wy'east Seekseekqua Three Sisters Mazama Newberry Shasta/Uytakoo Lassen Peak

@tyedeyes.bsky.social

I will always respect you for who you are, but remember to be responsible for the energy you bring here. I'm still working on mine.

@celestialarcana.bsky.social

🔮 Welcome to the Celestial Arcana 🌙 Dive into a realm where magic meets the stars. ✨ 🔭 Cosmic dreams, lunar secrets, and wisdom from beyond. 🪐 📜 Every post is a gateway to infinity... Will you step through? 🚪🌌 #Magic #Moon #Universe #Mysteries 🌓🌠

@publicdomainrev.bsky.social

Online journal and not-for-profit project dedicated to curious and compelling works from the history of art, literature, and ideas. Featuring 300+ essays — ✍️ submissions welcome. We also have a mighty fine prints shop. https://publicdomainreview.org

@randyrainbow.bsky.social

4X EMMY® and GRAMMY®-nominated comedian, actor, singer, producer, NYT Bestselling author. TeamRainbow@wmeagency.com

@ambertatoes.bsky.social

I’m only here because my best friend told me to be here ♑️ 27 🤍 | MILF | She/Her/Hers | CLE Unprofessional Yapper ✨ Certified Dumb Bitch with a big dash of mental illness ✨

@craphound.bsky.social

A road weary travelers who likes a joke, a drink, and a bowl of soup.

@write-or-die.bsky.social

Writer Mad as hell and fighting for democracy and sanity. An actual real person, and member of the "Hard Left." Here to resist the freefall of fascism and to spread some good trouble. Feeling "Excessive." 🌊 MARRIED LIKE HARD to Batman and Robin

@cynicalhuldra.bsky.social

Info on a “need to know” basis. Info requests to be submitted 30 days in advance. Void in the state of Iowa. She/Her. Normalize pronouns My stupidity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ai73ozem7pstskkq7zvwmmmc/feed/aaaesylzfzzny

@srslymagenta.bsky.social

Ridiculous feminist bluestocking crafter. BLM, ACAB, LGBTQIA+ fren. That ♿ chick. Nerd. Late 40's, cishet single in SC. Dev Editor for manuscripts/dissertations. Mouth w/ no 🛑. AuDHD and PDA friendly. barrowediting@gmail.com for 📔 queries

@joepd.bsky.social

DM = Block if I don't know you. Things I love: American Civil War era history. Greece. Paris. New York City. Good food, good conversation, good music (of all kinds).

@twexit.nl

Back from vacation. 🙂 twexit.nl has been discontinued

@backwoodsbaby.bsky.social

I see the future. We all end up dead. Neurodivergent | Community Herbalist | Any pronouns | no medical advice | might help ID plants (just ask) cosmo student ✂️💅🏼

@iamatheistgirl.bsky.social

This is for people using an app to find twitter usernames 😁 hi! it’s me follow me @atheistgirl.bsky.social 🩷

@queen-jett.bsky.social

Never easy but always worth it! Glad we are under the same sky!

@alienmuscatel.bsky.social

Some people call me Ossum. Jenny was my little sister but she’s bigger than me now. From a rather pleasant peninsula. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

@snavin17.bsky.social

Proud Snowflake ❄️, CSA Survivor 💙, Antisocial Butterfly 🦋, Cat Mom 😺, Seamstress 🧵, Laundry Whisperer 🧺, Dancer 🩰, Good Witch 🧙‍♀️, #FROMily

@denise70.bsky.social

human lie detector can fold a fitted sheet likes soup redhats🖕🏼

@samuelhlowe.bsky.social

Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq Faves: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo

@stevekoehler22.bsky.social

Refugee from Twitter, hoping to find a less toxic environment. My posts : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r2rqi3tmpwcvbxsb3zub3iqu/feed/aaanwy62upabc

@convokid.bsky.social

I skeet all this sarcasm for free. For pet pictures, please send $3.

@dbid.bsky.social

Love old cars. Dislike extreme anything. Hoping our country will survive intact. DM’s highly discouraged.

@itsme-aedan.bsky.social

Gather 'round children. It's story time "Once upon a time there was this thing called reality. It wasn't perfect, but it also wasn't whatever the fuck this shit is."

@bippityboppitybong.bsky.social