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If I tell you everything now, you’ll freak out.
I don’t ask for likes, follows, or shares. I might follow back. Religion has caused more deaths than all other reasons combined.
Veteran. Dog rescuer. Humanist. Art Evangelist. Weirdo. Analyst.
@sutrotvtower.bsky.social
I am the television and radio tower broadcasting across San Francisco, California! Like seeing pictures of myself and getting hugs from Karl. Refugee of that other social media platform. You know the one. Nice to meet you.
@glacierpeak.bsky.social
10,541 feet of potentially explosive doom, topped with glaciers and attitude. Formerly on X/Twitter at the same name.
@lakesuperior.bsky.social
I am the greatest lake of all time. G.L.O.A.T. (she/her) #BigBeautifulWater
@moffetthangar1.bsky.social
Hi! I'm a huge building, built 1932. I've housed airships. Silicon Valley icon. It rains in me. Leased to Google. Follow me for more recipes and blimps. Pronouns: it/it @[email protected]
@therockymountains.bsky.social
I'm~50-80 million yo & the longest mtn range in N. America. My Cree name is "as-sin-wati," which means, "When seen from across the prairies, they looked like a rocky mass." Tectonic forces cause me to rise slightly in response 😉
@atlantic-ocean.bsky.social
Second largest ocean, but the saltiest 💁♀️ and the funniest 🤣 Mysterious, beautiful and scary 🌊🦈 I love making hurricanes 🌀 I’m very wet 😏 May contain aliens 👽🤷♀️ You can call me AO 🤝🏼
@taupocaldera.bsky.social
I'm the most productive rhyolitic system of the holocene. If you can't do a decent VEI 8 once in a while... #GoBigOrGoHome Formerly @taupocaldera at the Bad Place
@fagradalsfjall.bsky.social
Basaltic volcano in southwest Iceland. Photogenic AF. Your unproblematic fave! Last eruption: August 2023
@mtmeager.bsky.social
Active Volcano in Canada, Sibling to Garibaldi, Silverthrone & Cayley, Part of the Garibaldi Volcanic Field, likes launching landslides.
@garibaldi067.bsky.social
Strato-volcano, 260,000 years young; dormant, not extinct. VEI 3. Besties with Mt. Cayley & Mt. Meager. Oh, and Garibaldi Lake Volcanic Zone? Mine.
@waves-sf.bsky.social
A wave posting from the coast of the San Francisco Bay Area, California, USA, Pacific Ocean. Supporter of the arts, the sciences, and the sea. (She/her)
@indiana-dunes.bsky.social
The best dunes. Found on Lake Michigan's south shore, home to state/nat’l parks, rad ecology & culture. Posting science, wildlife, history, and community tidbits. For official Indiana Dunes Tourism, follow @indianadunes.bsky.social
@dominysflatwater.bsky.social
You may know me as Lake Powell. But I am really Glen Canyon underneath, destroyed by man. One of the #BlueskyBodiesOfWater
@mtshastina.bsky.social
12,335 feet (3,760 m) Lil sister to Mt. Shasta 🤗 Higher than my siblings. 🍃 Just a smol, high cone satellite.
@cdnpolar.bsky.social
Polar Vortex here—straight from Hoth to ruin your week, one icy blast at a time. 😈 Follow for updates on how I’m turning your city into an arctic wasteland and freezing all your plans solid. You’re welcome. ❄️ #SorryNotSorry
@cratermischief.bsky.social
Indigenous Name is Giiwas | Last erupted 7,000 years ago | Expect Volcanic Tantrums | Kid’s in Charge now
@queenofquakes.bsky.social
Also called the Fairweather Fault | Strike Slip Fault | Off of British Columbia & Alaska | Known for producing Significant Large Quakes
@themountshasta.bsky.social
Sexiest stratovolcano in the Cascades. My little sister, Shastina, and I are inseparable. I stand 14,179 ft (4,322 m) high and boast numerous caverns. aka bohem puyuik aka 'ith 'aq'o 🌎 41°24'33.1"N 122°11'41.6"W #TeamSkell | Ask me about 👽
@mtkilauea.bsky.social
Badass active volcano in Hawaii Have a history of burning Hawaii's forests, oh, and a few neighborhoods HOT AF 🔥 Also on that other place as @MtKilaueaHawaii
@longvalleycaldera.bsky.social
Supervolcano with 240 CUBIC MILES of magma swirling underneath
@mtjeffersonoregon.bsky.social
Yo! I’m a big ol’ spikey ass som bitch! Stratovolcano in the cascades mountain range. Oregon’s 2nd highest peak
@thesmokymountains.bsky.social
I am renowned for my diversity of plant and animal life, the beauty of my ancient mountains, and the quality of my remnants of Southern Appalachian mountain culture
@krakatau1883.bsky.social
Child of Krakatau 2018 Volcano Cup Champion Dr. Janine Krippner's "Sweet Little Anak" Indonesia's most lovable brat Destroyer of the Dutch East Indies
@mississippiriver.bsky.social
@lakehuron23k.bsky.social
The BBL (Big Beautiful Lake) genderfluid part of the Great Lakes. Get it?? Fluid?? I'll get you wet. 💋 Bridges love me 😘
@mtadamswa.bsky.social
Active volcano in Washington State Cascade Range Also known as Pahto or Klickitat Dont brag like the other volcano/mountain accts on here who hv a huge narcissistic disorder &multiple personalities NOT a member of nature accounts ROMPER ROOM CLOWN show
@mtbachelor.bsky.social
It's hard for me to open up but ... I'm just a single retired volcano from central Oregon looking for that special someone.
@niagara-falls.bsky.social
I am the mighty Niagara Falls! I’m located in Ontario 🇨🇦 and New York 🇺🇸 One of the beautiful natural wonders of the world 😍 And don’t try and go over me, it won’t end well 😒🙄
@wsferrys.bsky.social
The second best ferrys parody account...IN THE WORLD “Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway "Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift
@altmtrainier.com
🏔️ "Echoing the majesty of nature” 🏔️ Celebrating the beauty and wonder of the Pacific Northwest. 🏔️ Nature knows me as: təqʷuʔmaʔ, təqʷuʔbəd, təqʷuʔbəʔ, taqʷuʔma, təqubəd, təqʷubəʔ, t(xʷ)xʷaq’ʷ, A Lushootseed First Nations Language.
@mtsthelenswa.bsky.social
Mostly thoughts and opinions about random shit, and shit posting, and sometimes mountain stuff
@campfiremusicco.bsky.social
(Boise, Idaho) Campfire Music Collective teaches and empowers adults to play and enjoy music at every stage of learning and life. This is more than just learning to play an instrument. This is a way to connect: with music, with yourself, and with others.
@saratopsart.bsky.social
Lean in. Make art. Feel big. Be kind. Rebel when necessary.
@lakeoftranquility.bsky.social
Listen to and learn from nature 🍃🌲🦜 nature photos and political rants
@chromaticgravity.bsky.social
talk minus action equals nothing voice of the #blankgeneration #archivalcishet #chaosactivist #OpLove #transrights #mar31 #nov20
@laidlawmedia.bsky.social
#HipHop Heads & Curators/ #Marketing & #Promotion for Artists-Labels-Venues etc/ Worldwide/ DM for Promo! Follow Configa: https://bsky.app/profile/configa.bsky.social https://laidlawmedia.com/promo