Tim K
Maryland Forever. Ravens, Terps, Orioles.
I follow funny and/or smart humans, but all i write is nonsense when I’m partoking. 🌱
I also enjoy replying to strangers as if they’d understand a personal experience of mine.
♹ ALWAYS check the Alt Text! ♹
@pluperfectidiot.bsky.social
Just try to have fun out there. You and your neuroses.
@invisihole.bsky.social
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything* 👉 for the "tops" https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba 🎨Buy me a paintbrush: https://buymeacoffee.com/QueenRandumb
@listifications.app
Follow me to receive notifications via DM whenever you're added to a starter pack, block list, feed or when someone blocks your account. Follow @unsub.blocks.listifications.app to opt out of direct block notifications. Check out @posts.listifications.app
@horsedisc.bsky.social
tomorrow's discourse, in bot form / not AI! this bot is madlibs with rng, it does not do tricks or take commands, it just posts / disc horse bot created by @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social Suggestion Box: https://forms.gle/1CP83J3YV2jbTLwy9
@spacecityjade08.bsky.social
Concrete rose. Ambivert. Hidden jewel in Tx. Enigma. Random thoughts, ramblings, & soul expressions.💭 Don't blame me. I voted for her. F🖕🏾ck Trump. There will be typos and profanity. Get over it! Go correct your dumb ass president. No DM's. 🤘🏾✍️🏾✏️🖖🏾👽♎️🦋🖌🎨🩺🌊
@veronicamcdonald.bsky.social
@lifeisterrible.bsky.social
Big ( . Y . ) 🖤 Broken brain (I AM 43 YEARS OLD) venmo/paypal: @lifeisterrible cash app: $lifeisterrible patreon: patreon.com/B474 all links: https://linktr.ee/lifeisterible $25 dm fee see pinned thread $100 unblocking fee
@countslimeula.bsky.social
Putting the "Fun" in Funerals since 1994. She/They. Queer Chicana Freelance Illustrator/Artist - available for work! Email - [email protected]
@link.spacelawshitpost.me
The Bluesky Sage of Shitposts and Space Law. Bluesky Elder. Apex User. Profile: Cartoon AJ drawn by @atlastalos.bsky.social. Banner: “I am not going to bury my account, my account is going to bury me.” - John Q.
@anyaphenix.bsky.social
she/they, demi/autistic/sapphic disabled by long covid trying to take care of my kids & help all marginalized folks I love nature and everything in it, including you 🥰 🌎🌞🌙 - my trinity Paypal.me/anyaphenix https://gofund.me/8f262228 pics by me
@reboundsmom.bsky.social
Same as on Twitter. Still like K-pop, cranky cats, and that GIF of Jason Momoa opening the chair. Chronically online since 1991.
@diplomatofnight.com
"A person can only be born in one place. However, he may die several times elsewhere: in the exiles and prisons, and in a homeland transformed by the occupation and oppression into a nightmare." Unfortunately I try to write sometimes
@emma.meangirls.online
she/her small, angry, and useless extremely annoying (bisexual) doll-sized dog girl
@ani-obsessive.bsky.social
Animation tidbits from around the world, including rare and underappreciated material you won't find elsewhere. Newsletter: http://animationobsessive.substack.com
@thekillers.music-social.com.ap.brid.gy
Automated posts about new music and videos from The Killers [bridged from https://music-social.com/@thekillers on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
@gaslightanthem.bsky.social
On tour with Counting Crows this summer across North America 🛣️ Listen to History Books (Expanded Edition) 📚 beacons.ai/thegaslightanthem
@nuix.bsky.social
@whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social
Not really a dog. Married, kids, he/him. I don't mind if you don't follow me back; please don't take offense if I don't follow you back. P.S. I voted Harris/Walz and I'm not sorry.
@klaybourne.bsky.social
💙🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓 swearing, juvenile humor, mature themes, many emojis
@gypsican.bsky.social
I’m just vibing over here. 👽🍄😚💨🎮🌳🐾🍩 Odds are, I’m jokin. Don’t expect a timely response in DMs and we’ll get along great.
@kat4obama.bsky.social
“Setbacks are unavoidable, but giving up is unforgivable." - President Joe Biden
@jooliaghoulia.bsky.social
Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTuber ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
@joeldongsteen.bsky.social
Joel Osteen's tweets as they were meant to be. Carrying the torch for @JoelDongsteen
@liahvenettia.bsky.social
24 ♍︎│🇰🇳🇯🇲│Cosplaya│Gamer│Artist│ Gen Z🐉00” │ aka Muchaki Hyuzu 🍀 Instagram: @LiahVenettia ✯ 🎮PSN: Queen_Alialia ¯\_(x_T)_/¯ https://onlyfans.com/venetavegeta 🌹 My Links🫴🏾 https://linktr.ee/Queenalialia
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
@monarobot.bsky.social
I’m Mona, I make Monsters! Creature designer, concept artist and illustrator (ENG/ESP) [email protected] https://linktr.ee/monarobot
@prisonjournalism.bsky.social
An independent national nonprofit initiative that trains incarcerated writers in the tools of journalism and publishes their stories. https://bit.ly/4lbdmXU
@aklingus.bsky.social
It’s me, AK Lingus. I wrote a book called The Secret Chord, and it is available here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DFVM23H2. Opinions here are mine alone. He/him. Avatar by @mattielubchansky.com
@leifb73.bsky.social
Belfast & Larne via Toronto 🍁 Слава Україні 🇺🇦 Professional guitar technician. Woke as fuck, smart as a cat. Motorcycle freak – ❤️ tools and doing stuff with them. ADHD, smidge autistic. He/him
@marsirenee.bsky.social
Artist, musician, mom of 3 tall young men, lover of all deep thoughts. My paintings/posts are my own original experiments:) I appreciate the follows and love seeing everyone’s creations! #blueskyart #art #creative #trees #womensart
@fairyism.bsky.social
☾︎ Photographer | Dreamer | she/her 🌈 ☽︎ 📧 [email protected] ☾︎ photos & words are mine, unless reposted ☺︎︎ no AI, just a person with a camera & a lot of imagination
@bluelasiren.bsky.social
I’m Blue💙 ✨$3 First Month✨ https://fans.ly/BlueLasiren All My Links https://beacons.ai/bluelasiren Fetish🐮✨: @thebluelasirene.bsky.social 2nd Account: @mizzpatfussy.bsky.social 📌➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dynxvhvn6o5yw6mxswxy3wib/feed/bluessky
@carlala1174.bsky.social
Polyamorous Omnisexual Sweetheart. Extraordinary Hugger. 🇭🇹 by way of Brooklyn. 50 years of ♏️↗️♎️🌞♊️🌜
@kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Historian: White Flight; New Suburban History; Fog of War; One Nation Under God; Fault Lines; Voter Suppression; Myth America. CAMPAIGN TRAILS: campaign-trails.ghost.io
@maxhyde.bsky.social
🇨🇦Inconvenient, unconventional fucking shitshow Pieces of Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaalqek5hxq6w New shit from Ass:: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tvktomngcsqeilk2nv6rkpc/feed/aaaebh7vouzfi
@rachellense.bsky.social
Science communicator, artist | She/They 🏳️🌈 | Views = mine Add me on Finch! 🐥 9Y176YFQTH 🛰️ NASA Sci Comm (science.nasa.gov) 🎨 The Science Writer Graphics Editor (thesciencewriter.org) 📃 Online Portfolio (rachellense.com)
@daminesper.bsky.social
Journalist, musician, broadcaster, media critic or red-headed, lumpy and with a loud voice - Hey, I'm Menelaus! Mr. Rogers was on Letterman on my 16th birthday. Ella Black enthusiast.
@aquavulva.bsky.social
I do what I want My skeets bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamvotqzr6oy
@thepassionittwists.bsky.social
In my sit back and watch phase. It's above me now. 🍵