My Emotional Support Starter Pack
I invite you to follow these old reliables: Accounts I depend on for consistent laughs and all-around superior posts. Now I would like to end in a joke but I got nothing so I will simply say: Ass. *If you're on here but don't wanna be let me know and I'll change that. In closing: Ass
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@itsabbyyep.bsky.social
@francesmeh.reviews
minding my own goddamned business 📍Toronto he/him Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq 7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaambmia65yde
@trisarahjtops.bsky.social
Based on a true story she/they Patreon with @invisichad: patreon.com/trisarahtops paypal: paypal.me/sarahjakubowski venmo: sarah-jakubowski-2 wishlist: https://shorturl.at/csEGW
@geekysteven.com
amenable to shenanigans (they/them) my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4 other stuff: linktr.ee/geekysteven pfp by @invisichad.bsky.social
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion. Just my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
@unfitz.bsky.social
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only. He/him Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social
Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward. Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when it’s no longer true
@crocketthoughton.bsky.social
Writer of words about horror films and such. Reviews, retrospectives, in-depth analysis. Rotten Tomatoes approved critic. #filmsky | #horrorsky | https://crocketthoughton.com
@roxiqt.com
Extremely online internet gremlin & plague banisher 🥄💜 @roxiqt on Twitter & TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨🇨🇦 Toronto, ON
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. all dly, all day https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw 🤠 bangers 🤠 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
@boogtweets.bsky.social
Level 6 internet goblin 4 star comment troll Stunningly idiotic https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaah4uijf72l6
@prof-hinkley.bsky.social
ISO 13485 Certified Favstar: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:np2qjm35nzxvtznrfofxhwr6/feed/aaakwwknht56y
@housefeminist.bsky.social
formerly like a housewife but with lots of opinions / everything’s computer / DEI hire
@dorsalstream.bsky.social
You know, for kids. Lapsed philosopher. I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter thanks for asking: http://howtotalk.substack.com. For just my posts, click this monstrosity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:u4p4mzethzbuovsc55tzbdhw/feed/aaaae2trykso
@donni.bsky.social
Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
@mauraquint.bsky.social
she/her Join the tax fight: Families Over Billionaires, Fair Share America https://www.fairshareusa.org/join-our-email-list Comedy writer, Onion contributor, mcsweeneys column, etc Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
@suntzufuntzu.bsky.social
engagement forager he/him none of us are free until all of us are free
@ygrene.bsky.social
i want to do everything all the time https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Humorisht the thing with the stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
@marygillis.bsky.social
Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase writer/editor at The Beaverton she/her | Vancouver B.C. Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/ Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w4omt4th54l6kul2nc7orbil/feed/aaab44jnupudu
@internethippo.bsky.social
@andyrichter.co
I’m here now. Listen to my podcast https://teamcoco.com/podcasts/the-three-questions-with-andy-richter Or the Andy Richter Call In Show on Sirius XM https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn1XQMtQTx8JVuafOOEWBkdqDUHPXlX4KShxmuMSgwGt3pkQ/viewform?pli=1
@porkchophair.bsky.social
enjoy the process 💜 •I’m @pork_chop_hair everywhere else• Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaaboubzwgwgu
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
~* Jewish American Disney Princess *~ I’m from N-E-W Jerz
@arfmeasures.bsky.social
I'm only on season 3 of the news. No spoilers please. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eovcv23qyhbah4huiqzirnp4/feed/aaaea46bxsi3k
@sireviscerate.bsky.social
Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets, fresh from the source. He/him/them Banner: Achewood comic that says "Ray, I am dead serious, fucked Garfield" my so-called bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
@mostlysharks.bsky.social
they/she | maybe a shark | australian (sorry) contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
@whatsjo.bsky.social
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith. ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast 🇵🇸
@davecactus.bsky.social
Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat. Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social. Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
@kimmymonte.bsky.social
my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/feed/aaabw5bxhz3yw
@numb.comfortab.ly
Principal software engineer. AWS/CDK/TypeScript. Interests: Pink Floyd, Star Trek, coding, biking, VR, cats. Not necessarily in this order. @anydoubts.bsky.social is my better half.
@benedictsred.bsky.social
Not A. Doctor, M.D. Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
•Video Editor/Graphic Artist •Bird Hater •Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, Earthlink Dialup, and your mom •LA/Atlantic City Regret https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
writer of jokes fighter of life more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
just your typical old fashioned, salt of the earth, red blooded, hard working, blue collar lesbian. PFP ART BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 🆕 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
“jokes” header by Dave (Cactus) my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her) My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Contributor: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@frovo.bsky.social
posting jokes while the world burns my most liked: https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes my most chronological: https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets my cool store: doodlybugstudio.etsy.com my webbies: doodlybugstudio.com rsmarchive.weebly.com
@itsabbyyep.bsky.social
she/her Typos? You've come to the right place Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm Popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaeacnurw62m Avi by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social