Machine Pun Kelly's Starter Pack 2
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@kellyscaletta.bsky.social
@stronger2gether.bsky.social
Call Your Dem Rep www.dems.gov ๐บ๐ธ Call Your Dem Senator www.senate.gov/senators ๐บ๐ธ DEMAND THEY STOP 47๐บ๐ธ aclu.org ๐บ๐ธ https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative #DefendersOfDemocracy ๐๐ซ๐บ๐ธ #Resistance
@shannonrwatts.bsky.social
Author, FIRED UP, coming June 2025 / Speaker, organizer, founder emerita, @MomsDemand / Boardmember, @emergeamerica firedupbook.com ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
@ericholder.bsky.social
*82nd U.S. Attorney General *Chairman of the National Democratic Redistricting Committee *Author of โOur Unfinished Marchโ
@astrokatie.com
Cosmologist, pilot, author, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes. TEDFellow, CIFAR Azrieli Global Scholar. Domain verified through my personal astrokatie.com website. She/her. Dr. Personal account; not speaking for employer or anyone else.
@joyannreid.bsky.social
Writer, podcaster, documentary filmmaker and professional blerd ๐ค๐. Fan of democracy and OG hater of fascism and apartheid.
@scottcrates.bsky.social
Soros-funded Twitter refugee prone to typos. Currently drowning in disbelief.
@ryanhamilton.bsky.social
Musician. Radio Host. Girl Dad. New Music: https://open.spotify.com/track/1celoJ7uQ0BZJiT8m1jwy0?si=92ee8f1c69934414
@cooltxchick.bsky.social
Author, screenwriter, independent journalist. TV/Movie List writer for Collider. Pardon the Insurrection podcast co-host. Democracy dies in the daylightโฆ
@dutchessprim.bsky.social
@srcamm.bsky.social
Just a dad of a disabled son, a deceased son and an amazing daughter with a rare disease. #DoBetter
@jojofromjerz.bsky.social
Hey, itโs meโฆ JoJoFromJerz! (My real name is Jo Carducci btw). Iโm a mom, a podcaster, a writer, a lover of politics and puns and a true Jersey girl through and through. Check out my Substack (my baby) on my Linktree https://linktr.ee/jojofromjerz https://
@dancow.bsky.social
chicago area data journalist/scientist/wrangler, duolingo vietnamese language learner. the best chicago banh mi is at nhu lan on lawrence st. Formerly propublican and stanford
@asharangappa.bsky.social
Fmr FBI Special Agent, lawyer, @JacksonYale. Tiger(ish) mom. Legal and national security analyst. Editor @just_security. Steam mop influencer. Views mine. https://asharangappa.substack.com
@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Editor in Chief, MeidasNews. Former Fed & State Prosecutor, Marine, Attorney. Switched parties from R to D in 2020. MeidasPlus.com/subscribe
@jimmyfallon.bsky.social
@suequern.bsky.social
Mostly retired RN. Army Vet. Seen a ghost. Childless dog lady. Prone to being called fat by those losing the argument. Far more likely to make you cry then shed a tear. If you DM me you better have something to say - not โHow are you?โ BS
@thehounddog71.bsky.social
Snack enthusiast, couch Olympian, hard fighting, hard farting basset hound.
@harlowdog.bsky.social
Came to social media for dog content, then Trump came along. So, the puppy picture stays, no matter how serious it gets. And I always try to look out for my online โpack.โ Woof.
@jethrostudio.bsky.social
Art. Design. Politics. Father to 5 cats #Resist #BLM #LGBTQ Ally #GenX #Deadhead #COYS #BillsMafia @OccupyDemocrats
@thejfreakinc.bsky.social
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. Running for U.S. congress in 2027. Political humor on Tiktok, & some serious ones because our ๐is on ๐ฅ TikTok: @theJFC
@mers0274.bsky.social
Interstellar Interfering Busybody Cubs, Bears, Bulls, Doctor Who, Star Wars, PC Gamer, Democrat Displaced Chicagoan hiding in MAGALand, AZ. "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks
@darkprofu.bsky.social
religious studies, world history, indigenous peoples histories, civics, musician, gardener, outdoor education, hard atheist, secularist. Medium: https://darkprofu.medium.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/channels/1305333844458733654/1305333844458
@martinanav.bsky.social
Skier, parent, basketball player, traveling expert and a damn good tennis player:)
@mikesteelepei.bsky.social
@steve.czmyt.com
Computer consultant & database app software developer. Bookworm. Posts about computers, gear, security, safety, and Michigan. ๐บ๐ธ ๐๐บ๐ฆ From Haslett, Michigan, USA Not the campaign runner More at https://steve.czmyt.com Email steve@czmyt.com
@politicussarah.bsky.social
EIC at PoliticusUSA, political analyst seen BBC News, BBC World Read Me Here: thedailypoliticususa.com
@oneoneder.bsky.social
@kaepernick7.bsky.social
@eastendjoe.bsky.social
EastEndJoe from Twitter. Self proclaimed single malt & pizza connoisseur. Die hard Trump hater. Follow at your own risk.
@mysterysolvent.bsky.social
Trump is a fuckface. Elon has never had a friend. Laughing at the GOP is therapeutic and healthier than rage. It turns out Republicans are terrible human beings, letโs vote them into retirement. Did I already say Trump is a fuckface?
@murielvieux.bsky.social
#TheAmericanHaitianPoet #RaisingTheBoy BlackWoman Allergic Diabetic Dyslexic LONER YOU will be uncomfortable! I don't do 100% Agreements. Paypal.me/murielvieux - to help haiti.
@amylynnstl.bsky.social
โก Dem AF, Gen X, #Resist #BLM #MentalHealth, #LGBTQ, Potty mouth, Tattoo Collector, Horror Buff๐ฆ #Sober
@gregbuster.bsky.social
Lifelong Democrat living in a Republican dystopia. Reading Trumpโs obituary is the only motivation I have for continuing to stick around.
@eddsmitty.bsky.social
If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.~ African Proverb Creator of โ ๏ธWOKE CONTENTโ ๏ธ discussion threads. Keep it woke!๐ NO DMs unless I know you.
@theanabraga.bsky.social
Former Republican, originally from Brazil living in the US๐ซ Wellness Coach and Pet Adoption Advocate. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ-Ally #Childlesscatlady https://allmylinks.com/anabraga
@petermorley.bsky.social
Patient Advocate (morethanmySLE from Twitter) *Disability & Chronic Illness Activist. *โฟ๏ธ, Cancer Survivor & #Lupus Warrior. *Testified 3x for Congress. *Anjelika is my #servicedog YouTube Congress Videos: https://www.youtube.com/@petermorley_sle/videos
@fermiparasocks.bsky.social
this is what living like this this does (emo/political) unreliable narrator married up #derpstate alum
@jefftimmer.bsky.social
Strategist. Michigan. Erstwhile GOPer. Senior Advisor @ProjectLincoln, Co-Host A Republic, If You Can Keep It. Skilled in smartassery.
@levparnas.bsky.social
Please follow me and subscribe to my substack https://levparnas.substack.com?r=lb27z&utm_medium=ios
@mattgaetz4head.bsky.social
Rogue Forehead. Many people are saying this is Parody. Snopes confirmed. https://ko-fi.com/mattgaetz4head
@adelpreore.bsky.social
Developer, Husband/Father, Comedian, Musician. Enjoys long romantic walks to the liquor store... stop looking at my profile...it makes me feel dirty...
@evns.io
Building @incident.io ๐ฅ Typically found in London, New York, or somewhere in between. Formerly on Twitter at https://x.com/evnsio.
@rebekahwriter.bsky.social
Donate to abortion funds: https://www.baltimoreabortionfund.org/ โIt was we, the people; not we, the white male citizens; nor yet we, the male citizens; but we, the whole people, who formed the Union.โ - Susan B. Anthony
@kdnerak33.bsky.social
Teacher, mother, firefighter wife. My dogs follow me everywhere. Scatter kindness and listen to Pearl Jam. Nerds are cool. Read books. M. Ed. Opinions my own.
@thedesertginger.bsky.social
Not a real Spice girl...chill ๐ Sassy, classy, a bit smart assy Great Lakes girl in the desert Twitter refugee โ๏ธ I voted for HER Write a bio for a follow-back Don't DM after a follow
@girlsreallyrule.bsky.social
Writer, lawyer, quipster, wonk. Related to Audrey Hepburn. Proud creator of SHERO newsletter.
@repjackkimble.bsky.social
Republican Representing CA's 54th Dist. & co-sponsor of Poe's Law. Detective Jesus #1: Thou Shalt Not Kill is out on Amazon http://amzn.to/3aDgUmi. E Pluribus Unum (In God We Trust). Nominated to lead Departments of Government Efficiency Department
@jonathanslater.bsky.social
Help who you can, when you can, for as long as you can. City From Above. We live and we struggle. No DMโs Born April 1. Really!
@jayfarrellarnold.bsky.social
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@kellyscaletta.bsky.social
America's Number One Punned-It. Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time. YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!