Kolchak's Starter Pack
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@kolchak.bsky.social
@rexhuppke.bsky.social
(VERY SERIOUS) USA TODAY humor(ish) columnist. May or may not be notable. Hypocrisy enthusiast. WOKE MOB, CO-FOUNDER. ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE (2017 to present).
@dril.bsky.social
Never Bullshit I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate . https://www.patreon.com/dril https://www.instagram.com/dril_real https://linktr.ee/drilreal
@etlyons.bsky.social
🎮 console cowgirl 👽 sci-fi writer & hobbyist game designer 👻 rpg & horror on twitch & youtube 💖💜💙 (Ellie, she/her) 🔗 beacons.page/etlyons
@averyedison.com
briefly a comedian • not going to get yelled at • trans woman (she/her) • twitch.tv/averyedison • onlyfans.com/averyedison
@rmayemsinger.bsky.social
Mrs. Doubtfire and some other stuff. Screenwriter, creator, complainer. Politics obsessor. imdb.me/randimayemsinger
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
~* Jewish American Disney Princess *~ I’m from N-E-W Jerz
@lorak.bsky.social
reporter at cnbc.com. email: lora.kolodny@nbcuni.com - ex-wsj, techcrunch & all over. i cover: elon musk cos. mostly tesla (some climate tech startups). my posts here are my own. optimistic on the inside. dm me on signal: lorakolodny.55
@yasharali.bsky.social
Elephant Lover Yashar.substack.com Twitter: @yashar IG/Threads @yasharali
@mikedrucker.bsky.social
Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
@swordsjew.bsky.social
journalist, author, sword collector, schmoe. newsletter: buttondown.email/theswordandthesandwich buy my new book!! https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/talia-lavin/wild-faith/9780306829192/ contact: talialavinwrites@gmail.com
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social
Subscribe to my tech and online culture newsletter UserMag.co Listen/watch Power User podcast on all platforms!!
@xychelsea.tv
@wynter.bsky.social
Writer, Content Strategist, Podcaster, Digital Pioneer, Rebel, Chaos Agent LA Based / SF Raised IG @wynter Essays: wynter.substack.com Work: https://linktr.ee/wynterpatrice Live, Laugh, Loathe 🤎✨ #blacksky #listentoblackvoices Contact: wynter@omg.lol
@pattymo.com
cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. cohost, @whatatimepod.bsky.social whatatimepod.com
@huff.substack.com
Progressive Gen X depressive. Anti-racist. Writer, editor, opera singer. Well-scrubbed, hustling rube. https://stevehuff.blogspot.com
@cult-papa.com
(He/him) Not a cult just really obsessed. Creator of a worm in a guy's head @rfkjrbrainworm.com don't read my newsletter - Socratically.net | linktr.ee/cult_papa banner alt text: Worf from star trek with a pink bow edited to his head pfp alt text: my face
@jonezyvhee.bsky.social
Cocotazo🙃 Elusive Writer/Poet, Creative, nrdvgnt & ♿️ I'm part of the 🌈 (ACE) I'm the storm cloud it sprouts from. ⛈️ ✊🏽ACTIVIST✌🏽 Taino🇵🇷 ✨️Bi-polar✨Gonzo✨️Bruja 🧷 Safe Space🧷 paypal.me/EhnVheee
@technicleah.bsky.social
Software dev in the Midwest. AuDHD. Here for data, stupid humor, pretty pictures, crafty things, W/NBA, LEGO, Telecasters. Mom to humans & Buddy the Morkie. Aspiring Ghibli Granny. She/Her
@laurabrianna.bsky.social
data scientist / data architect • DrPH MPH MGIS • marathoner • RStudio • rstats • dataviz • python • SciComm •
@zombiegirl1972.bsky.social
I talk shit & have panic attacks GenX Nonna•Anti-fascist Yacht rock & cannabis enthusiast Bisexual🏳️🌈she/her Cinephile•Horror•TVnerd Gamer•Introvert Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 https://linktr.ee/Zombiegirl1972?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=50796f29-30c6-4b27-h
@thinkyparts.bsky.social
Interested in everything. Dyslexic. Lean toward finance, but, probably just going to be posting a mixture of anxiety and cope for the next while TBH. Always try to stick to the facts, and correct when I’m wrong Everyone fucks up. Principles Matter.
@thevivllainous.bsky.social
She/Her 🍉 Clownery is the best medicine Bluesky is where I post my nonsense✨
@btothed.bsky.social
Unapologetic lover of 1970s soft rock, puns, thicc squirrels, and nostalgia. Be kind, please rewind.
@smartasshat.favrd.social
These are the voyages of the Starship Euphemize. Its five year mission: To explore strange new words, to seek out new jokes and new implications. To boldly go🚽
@chsandcrax.bsky.social
Mom, wife to @anglophilium, witch, nerd, artist. I made vanilla lattes for My Chemical Romance once. I worship Godzilla. 🏳️🌈 People with ugly attitudes can fuck off.
@traetalk.bsky.social
The Collective - antiracism & community building - https://open.substack.com/pub/thecollective9 Starving artist Unnecessarily Unpleasant Satanist
@eleonor.is-hella.tech
(⸝⸝ᴗ_ᴗ⸝⸝) ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ • pup ੯‧̀͡⬮ coco • 𝟷𝟹𝟹𝟽 sf • global pm • taurus • tech af • epicurean ☒ realest bitch ᡣ𐭩 • azn american • ⌗hella bay ♡ irl > online • meet me @ the afters ᰔᩚ ⓘ marked safe from that psycho liar (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅ ) ⃝⃤ techno•manic pixie girl
@tonimc.bsky.social
Feral hag and word corvid at www.newtomephrases.com. Copywriter, screenwriter, essayist. Proud mom of 🏳️🌈+🏳️⚧️ kids. she/her
@letsaskyourmom.com
Just trying to bring the social back to social media. To hell with Idiocracy ✨ NYC-based mom 👧🏻👦🏻, chaotic good, INFP, Peace Corps, marathon 🏃🏻♀️, Kokikai aikido ☕️ Come for the memes, stay for the hyperfixation du jour I sometimes blog 🔗LetsAskYourMom.com
@freegirlnow.bsky.social
TV. NYC. Swearing. TV shows about NYC with lots of swearing. Cheese.
@turbofunk.bsky.social
tech • design • startups • founder of Gitsul Group • former google • 🏳️🌈
@dimitrymak.co
NYC Music | Portrait | Lifestyle Created #PhotographersUnited www.dimitrymak.co
@rfkjrbrainworm.com
Just a worm in a guy 🪱🪱🪱🪱 cogito, ergo sum Worm thoughts by @cult-papa.com email me your wormy thoughts worm@rfkjrbrainworm.com https://links.thebrainworm.com
@philoof.bsky.social
Woke Democrat in a red state. I banish trolls back to Twitter. Occasional animal videos. Be kind, life is hard. ❤️🎈 NAFO auxiliary 🇺🇦🗽 Slava Ukraine
@joanwestenberg.com
I write about tech + humans + philosophy https://linktr.ee/joanwestenberg
@gordonshumway.bsky.social
Writer @meninblazers, frequent flyer, unbearable Liverpool supporter. We could be best friends.
@antichrista.bsky.social
Taller than expected! ✨Videos & Podcasts at Panic✨ 🪕🛼🏂🎹 NEW: 🎸Bassist in Siouxsie and the Banshees cover band @preciousmachinery.bsky.social she/her 💙💜💖
@serrata.org
Tech, Photography, Acting, Film-Making, SciFi, Comics, Art, sometimes a horrible looking meme or two, not in that order. #AuDHD #neurodivergent #IStandWithUkraine Other socials https://linktr.ee/tonyserrata
@guillecummings.com
Insufferable dog dad. Social Manager: Becky Lynch. Past: WWE on FOX, WWENXT 🇵🇷 in LA
@longwall26.bsky.social
Crime novelist, RiffTrax, motorcycle person https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com
@joerusso.bsky.social
Joined BlueSky to claim @joerusso first. My Movies: NIGHTMARE CINEMA, INHERITANCE, AU PAIR NIGHTMARE, SOUL MATES, BEER RUN and MORE! Pod: POST MORTEM w/ Mick Garris
@quillmatiq.com
🗣️ People, Not Platforms 👨🏻💻 Engineering Leader, Writer 🌐 Building: @anew.social ✍🏼 Writing: augment.ink 📸🎧☕: @pixels.quillmatiq.com
@deirdreassenza.bsky.social
Sweary Poppins. Lead Cowbell of the Curmudgeon Flash Mob Band. Hobbyist photographer.
@chasemit.bsky.social
Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
@chancerydaily.bsky.social
“like bill nye the science guy but for the delaware court of chancery” but here I’m just a baby raccoon account. signal @chancethelawyer.302 my views are not those of anyone else and this is my personal place to be silly
@parkerortolani.com
assoc. director, product development @ Penske Media | prev @theverge.com & @polygon.com, @9to5mac.com, and @buzzfeed.com | opinions are my own 🔗 https://www.parkerortolani.com ✍🏻 https://www.postsbyparker.com 🎨 https://www.behance.net/parkerortolani
@mauraquint.bsky.social
she/her Join the tax fight: Families Over Billionaires, Fair Share America https://www.fairshareusa.org/join-our-email-list Comedy writer, Onion contributor, mcsweeneys column, etc Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
@maggieserota.bsky.social
Twitter’s Maggie Serota. Writer. Frequent podcast guest. maggieserota@substack.com
@niedermeyer.online
this gentle soul, cyberbullying elon musk since 2015, author of "ludicrous: the unvarnished story of tesla motors" (2019), cohost of the autonocast, program director for the ride ai summit, occasional shark, among other things
@billcorbett.bsky.social
writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler. instagram @billcorbett Eu vou coringar
@kolchak.bsky.social
Writer. Former tweeter. Who knows anymore? Also on Threads @Kolchak. https://boxd.it/8Quf