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B3tans posting freely on this app, that is people who are regular b3tans now, or the diaspora who used to post in the past.
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@robmanuelyeah.bsky.social
@vbloke.com
I can make birds suddenly appear every time you are near. £10/hour. He/Him Never stop punching nazis.
@andrewlxnen.bsky.social
I make electronic music as LX NEN lxnen.bandcamp.com I am Pageholder 39/400 I have an Erdös-Bacon-Sabbath number of 11 I was founder & former leader of the Pirate Party UK I finished in last place in FPL 23/24
@jonmorter.com
▪️ Christmas No.1 - 2009, 2012 ▪️ “Social Media Hellraiser” ~ NY Times ▪️ @jonmorter in other places ▪️ Hard Rock Hell DJ ▪️ Digital Communities ▪️ Public Speaking ▪️ Music PR ▪️ AI Prompt Shithousery ▪️ He/Him
@kittydorkling.bsky.social
She/her Lefty Cat lady living in Yorkshire (and also Baldur's Gate) Tories, TERFs, GenAI users and suchlike get blocked on sight
@f0p.uk
Geordie exiled to the Flatlands. Old b3ta photoshopper of yore. Chief 8-bit wrangler at binarydinosaurs.co.uk. Please don’t be offended if I don’t follow back when your profile is empty or your timeline is overtly political.
@gordon.plus
Embedded software engineer. Digital security expert. Retro computing enthusiast. Heavy metal fan. Occasionally known as Xeron from the Amiga demogroup IRIS. Lumpbucket from off of b3ta.
@jimjar.bsky.social
Writer, parodist; punster; puzzler; potty-mouth; penner of odes; podcaster; free thinker; synth tinkerer; dad; hat fan. Also jimjar on Twitter
@kuntandthegang.bsky.social
Greatest Minor Internet Hits 25th Anniversary Tour 2025. Tickets: https://katg.co.uk
@lexistwit.bsky.social
Twimmigrant. Still figuring this out. Lone survivor of @mockeree. linktr.ee/lexistwit
@mrweebl.bsky.social
Animator, Composer, Director. Writer. Voice Actor. Honestly. Odd for a living. Yes, you should hire me.
@chocofungi.bsky.social
Queer, autistic, crafty, pagan. Would probably prefer to be asleep at any given time. She/any
@justhere4coffee.bsky.social
Not actually a fan of coffee but this has been my name for over quarter of a century, so why change it now? Crypto and Finance Bros, AI evangelists, heavily pro/anti-religion, and "just-asking-questions" types all need not apply.
@cr3ative.co.uk
I trick computers in to doing what people want. I skeet badly, and only in a personal capacity. https://www.cr3ative.co.uk
@joescaramanga.co.uk
Anyway you please it, cheese it. #thfc #totp and all manner of retro pop culture references and occasional rants.
@hellojansen.com
Web stuff, UX, IA, SEO, photography, marketing and all that jazz. 🎷 Say hello: https://hellojansen.com
@edzitron.com
British, But In Las Vegas and NYC ezitron.76 Sig Newsletter - wheresyoured.at https://linktr.ee/betteroffline - podcast w/ iheartradio Columnist at Business Insider - https://www.businessinsider.com/author/ed-zitron CEO at EZPR.com - Award-Winning Tech PR
@draconacticus.bsky.social
Physicist, environmentalist, inventor, secularist, kickboxing kung fu enthusiast, insufferable lefty, potty mouth and rock/metal aficionado. He/him Talk slowly. I get hit in the head a lot.
@jimmeruk.bsky.social
Jack of all trades in digital media, creative, wannabe author, owner of a small human. http://linktr.ee/jimmeruk
@cassetteboy.bsky.social
Audio/Video collagists. We made that Alan Sugar mash-up, and that Boris Johnson one, and that other Boris Johnson one ko-fi.com/cassetteboy youtube.com/cassetteboy
@anonopin.bsky.social
Anonymous opinions written by YOU - sometimes right, sometimes wrong, and often niche. Edited by @robmanuelyeah - add yours: https://bit.ly/addanonopin
@fesshole.bsky.social
Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you? Buy show tickets 2025: https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole Add confession https://bit.ly/addfess Buy book https://amzn.to/40ySjVn Sponsored by hebtro.co, Run @robmanuelyeah.bsky.social
@merseymal.com
Data Analyst since 2023. IT Supervisor/SysAdmin 1997-2023. Computer tinkerer/gamer since 1982. Console gamer since 1977. Tea drinker since 1974. He/him. Loves telly, music, comics, movies, games and tea.
@mikerampton.bsky.social
Author, journalist, hero, dad, sleepy etc. He/him. Cambridge, UK. Please buy my book There's No Such Thing As A Silly Question and/or preorder my new one Become A Genius In A Year (out May 22nd). Go on. mikerampton.com / interestingskull.substack.com
@bagpuss.org
Welsh/Dutch bloke who makes silly games, videos and Photoshoppery. Join me for a pint at bagpuss.org for a selection of my "work". More stuff of varying quality on my YouTube channel youtube.com/@bagpuss_org
@brianftang.bsky.social
Novelist, playwright, webmonkey, T1 diabetic. Fiction represented by David Grossman Literary Agency.
@tingley.bsky.social
Line Tamer Buy my zines! https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/Tingleyville
@jaunty.art
Artist/illustrator that, just like you’d expect, draws stuff. Scottish person in Englandshire. Email me info@jaunty.art on enquires for commissions / prints ⬇️My website and shop is here ⬇️ https://jaunty.art
@chthonicionic.bsky.social
He/Him. B3ta QOTW person and programmer at http://www.millerhare.com. This is my personal a/c at the moment I don’t have a separate - work a/c. I’m also at @chthonicionic@mastodon.online
@barbarossa69.bsky.social
Left-handed. Getting greyer every day. My favourite shapes are hexagons.
@simonpegg.bsky.social
Same name, not *that* one though. 48, Movie lover, lives in the East. Rarely manages a serious post on any social media platform.
@waspbox.bsky.social
'Satirist', 'philanthropist', 'bon viveur', 'irreverent genius'. All words never used to describe this humourless, misanthropic time-waster.
@alihancock.bsky.social
Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones. Comedy writer, comedian, voice actor and miscellaneous artist. https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
@ttothehaz.theroadrunner.co.uk
I draw. I write. I clean. New episode available on the horror pod. ‘The Death of Simon Stephens’ out now https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/brokenboneshorrortheatre https://shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params=1HxDnbULaAkxLfwFnQf7da2ykKw9OHJ95lwxIcEmjsU
@centuriesofsound.bsky.social
A mix for every year of recorded sound. Find out more at centuriesofsound.com Support the show at patreon.com/centuriesofsound
@thatnatt.bsky.social
Terrible news, chums... Gleeful Beast, head writer on Netflix's Bad Dinosaurs. Jokemonger for shows you hate. Maker of historical podcasts. Chief Sparkle Enthusiast at Sparklegoose! He-flapper.
@rathergood.bsky.social
Rathergood creator and Bad Dinosaur wrangler 🦖🦕 Crab of Ineffable Wisdom 🦀
@cyriak.bsky.social
animator of weird stuff https://www.youtube.com/user/cyriak https://cyriak.co.uk/animation/
@smallbrainfield.bsky.social
That one that was on that b3ta website. Artist, wastrel and general nonsense.
@captainhowdy.bsky.social
Monkey with a crayon. Stuff: https://www.redbubble.com/people/captain-howdy/shop?asc=u
@eclectech.uk
I make silly animations & pictures. A lot of my stuff these days is taking photos where I live or visit, then scribbling on them. And knitted chickens. Leans to the left. Full of woke nonsense & happy about it. Scotland. She/her. https://eclectech.uk
@stuarthoughton.bsky.social
Writer. Geek. Mononippled gadabout. I made SWEARDLE http://sweardle.glitch.me You're welcome. Listen to or read the play what I wrote http://erislabs.net/stu/nigel/ I am hagbardsapple on B3ta.
@asjmorris.bsky.social
Words and pictures and music. Words: framleyexaminer.com Music: http://candidatesite.co.uk &: http://grampianhorn.com Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/lexmor/shop
@tomscott.com
I make things. They’ll probably come back to haunt me in a few years’ time. https://www.tomscott.com/
@edmorrish.bsky.social
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
@happytoast.bsky.social
Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff. HappyToast.co.uk patreon.com/HappyToast redbubble.com/people/HappyToast/explore https://ko-fi.com/happytoast
@christhebarker.bsky.social
Professional art director/illustrator/comedy photoshopper. Follow me for good pics and photos of ham I sometimes feed the sparrows too.
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