Funny Progressives Starter Pack
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@rogerjacucci.bsky.social
@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
I am America’s Best Christian™. But you knew that. You can find exclusive content here: https://www.patreon.com/c/MrsBettyBowers TITHE: https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=Q6REDKBBVUJLU
@axialagegamer.swifties.social
The apocalypse will be shitposted. Eat the oligarchs. Proudly anti-Elon since 2004. If I argue, I probably have a degree in it. 我用很多语言发帖：🇮🇩🇨🇳🇧🇷🇩🇪🇺🇸🇬🇷 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLD7HaJWEPGaiF7EIxNLYQAzbJrKrOdbRa for serious learning
@nphstuff.bsky.social
Actor, director, author, magician, juggler, husband, father, fixer, flirt, lover of circus, escape rooms, animatronics, mixology, and figuring out how things work. I seem to keep adding fun projects to my list, but rarely completing them.
@stevemartinreally.bsky.social
I am the actor and writer. You’ll just have to trust me on that.
@antifapuddinpop.bsky.social
Married. Boy Mom x3. Fur & furless Mom. Vandy BA. Georgetown MBA. Business Owner. Harley Rider. L-I-B-T-A-R-D AF. Potty Mouth. FAFO! 🌈 🏳️⚧️Ally. Can't believe we did this to ourselves. Twice! 🚫DM. 🚫 M-A-G-A. FAFO and off you go!
@browneyedsusan.bsky.social
She/Her Women's rights are human rights Fuck Fascism Slava Ukraini Antitheist No human is illegal Not a sheep 4/20 Good trouble Safe place
@therealelvira.bsky.social
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark (aka Cassandra Peterson) https://linktr.ee/therealelvira
@olbermann.bsky.social
The sportscaster you loved, the newscaster you humored, the dog lover you grudgingly admired. All of the above now in a podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/countdownwithkeitholbermann
@sethabramson.bsky.social
Journalist, lawyer, NYT-bestselling Trump and Musk biographer, songwriter (Hounds), former CNN and BBC analyst, poet, retired journalism professor. 👤: sethabramson.net/bio ⚖️: sethabramson.substack.com 🕹: retrostack.substack.com 🎶: houndsmusic.substack.com
@jojofromjerz.bsky.social
Hey, it’s me… JoJoFromJerz! (My real name is Jo Carducci btw). I’m a mom, a podcaster, a writer, a lover of politics and puns and a true Jersey girl through and through. Check out my Substack (my baby) on my Linktree https://linktr.ee/jojofromjerz https://
@pftompkins.bsky.social
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies paulftompkins.com/live
@psychostick.com
We are band that DO music. Sometimes. When we feel motivated. Ever heard of "BEER!!!1" (Beer is good and stuff) and/or "Numbers (I Can Only Count to Four)?" Yep, that's us. We also have seven albums. *shrug* https://psychostick.com
@robbierist.bsky.social
Cultural Icon. Entertainment guy. Fly in the ointment of those who would try to oppress us (you know who I’m talking about…..). Oh…..NO DMs!!!! www.robbierist.net www.thespoonradio.com https://robbierist.bandcamp.com/
@juliindica.bsky.social
Zeus’ Mom #ClimateChangeIsHere #Vote #California #yoga 🧘🏼♀️ #SciFi Nerd 🤸🏼♂️Trekkie Star Wars 🚫DM you will be blocked by my scammer list UCSD Media
@browneyegirlhi.bsky.social
Jack's Justice Leaguer| Made of Volcanos🔥🌋🔥|Fragile like a bomb| Lover of Justice| Love Earth| Cat Mom| Love Eagles| Golf |Harley girl | Fighter for equal rights/animals | Biden best POTUS | GBE @squirrelturd.bsky.social |
@majorityreport.bsky.social
Hosted by Sam Seder & Emma Vigeland. MR is an unbought, unbossed daily political talk show. Awarded @PodcastAwards Best Political Podcast 5 times #LeftIsBest https://majorityreportradio.com/about
@kellyscaletta.bsky.social
America's Number One Punned-It. Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time. YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
@mmpadellan.bsky.social
Proud papa. Perpetually pissed. #BlueWave2026, #Feminist. Author of The Bigliest Loser and The Liddle'est President. Check out my AMAZING Substack here: https://linktr.ee/mmpadellan 👉Sr. Advisor, @reallyamerican.bsky.social👈👀
@muellershewrote.com
Owner of MSW Media, host of The Daily Beans, UnJustified, and Cleanup on Aisle 45 podcasts. #Leguminati. Veteran. She/Her Substack: muellershewrote.com Secure contact: FedOath@pm.me Signal: muellershewrote.23 Podcast: https://link.chtbl.com/TheDailyBeans
@kenwhite.bsky.social
Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Signal: KenWhite.1969
@artcandee.bsky.social
@davesfoley.bsky.social
A comedian that you or your parents or maybe your grandparents may have enjoyed occasionally since the late 80s. A member of the skit comedy ensemble The Kids In The Hall for 40 years and counting because none of us can find the exit.
@elonjet.net
ElonJet | Tracking Elon Musk’s Jet by @jacks.grndcntrl.net Also follow @spacexjets.grndcntrl.net
@zackbornstein.bsky.social
Emmy-losing Writer/Director (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, #StrangePlanet, @NewYorker)
@lolgop.bsky.social
Less estranged from Elon than most of his kids. Find a protest you can join or an action you can start now https://www.reddit.com/r/onethingtodo/ THE FARCE covers American fascism and the mass mobilization against it https://www.thefarce.org/
@elonmuskshairplugs.bsky.social
Vegan Black Belt Trans rights are human rights Anti-capitalist
@roadsteamer.bsky.social
Let's storm the BurgerKing! Progressive Comedy Activism type magic! Together we can stop playing defense and go on the offense 🌊🌈
@rockymntnmike.bsky.social
Blue dot in… you get the idea. No one told me “Idiocracy” had a run time of 10 years.
@radioguychris.bsky.social
Competitive bodybuilder. Oxford comma user. Disney parks nut. Bon vivant. Radio guy.
@rudepundit.bsky.social
Since 2003, your release valve for your liberal rage. Read more: http://rudepundit.blogspot.com. Become a patron of the rude arts: http://patreon.com/rudepundit
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
Catch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35pm ET on CBS and Paramount+ 📺 #Colbert linktr.ee/colbertlateshow
@borowitzreport.bsky.social
Home of Truth Free newsletter subscription: BorowitzReport.com
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social
Host of The Stephanie Miller Show. Monday-Friday 6-9AM PT/9-12PM ET. SiriusXM Progress 127, Free Speech TV, IHeartRadio, Progressive Voices App, TuneIn.
@halsparks.com
I am indeed THE Hal Sparks… The Most Hal Sparks Hal Sparks that ever Hal Sparksed in the Halstory of Hal Sparksing. Star of Talk Soup, Queer as Folk, Dude, Where's My Car? and Lab Rats. InfotainmentWars.com
@wtfgop.bsky.social
This is the same WTFGOP from that hellscape Twitter. Bots & trolls will be instantly blocked. No Whiners or Pearl Clutches. I'm brutally honest. If you want me to follow you just say the magic words: FOLLOW ME MOTHERFUCKER!
@dgcomedy.bsky.social
@teapainusa.bsky.social
Born Thomas (Elmer Addison) Pain - July 4th, 1976. Lover of democracy.
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social
Actor comedian broadcaster & recovering cynic. SiriusXM #127 M-F JohnFugelsang.com - our free daily podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-john-fugelsang-podcast/id1464094232
@kathygriffin.bsky.social
@kathygriffin on IG. 2x Emmy & Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2x NYT Bestselling Author. 23 specials. 1 feature film.
@thedevil.bsky.social
It's really cute that you're gonna "defeat me with the power of friendship and all," but again, I am the devil from the Bible fascists not welcome Better than the one on twitter.
@godpod.bsky.social
Creator of the Universe. Daily free newsletter & animated podcast here: https://www.thegodpodcast.com
@robdenbleyker.com
a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
@andyrichter.co
I’m here now. Listen to my podcast https://teamcoco.com/podcasts/the-three-questions-with-andy-richter Or the Andy Richter Call In Show on Sirius XM https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn1XQMtQTx8JVuafOOEWBkdqDUHPXlX4KShxmuMSgwGt3pkQ/viewform?pli=1
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
Hank of Decline Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
@georgetakei.bsky.social
I’ve boldly gone into the clear blue yonder. Follow for more recipes and tips.
@xkcd.com
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
@astrokatie.com
Cosmologist, pilot, author, connoisseur of cosmic catastrophes. TEDFellow, CIFAR Azrieli Global Scholar. Domain verified through my personal astrokatie.com website. She/her. Dr. Personal account; not speaking for employer or anyone else.
@rogerjacucci.bsky.social
International man of mystery and excitement. My hobbies include making crappy memes, weird #Spotify #playlists, and practicing #Krav. I love my cats, my #LGBTQIA daughter, my fiancé, and being almost #vegan. Let's flush the orange turd! #FuckTrump