alexis simpson
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
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@surprisedface.bsky.social
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@ositanwanevu.com
Contributing Editor | The New Republic Columnist | The Guardian Author | The Right of the People (2025) Newsletter | ositanwanevu.com
@edmorrish.bsky.social
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
@snappleroan.bsky.social
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@radicaldreamer.bsky.social
I talk about video games, food, bikes, making things, technology, and sometimes bad jokes. I'm a trans woman, a content creator, and am very tired of it all. carolina-style. 18+ only! nsfw @radicalcreamer.bsky.social Links at missemilydarling.com
@thelouvreof.bsky.social
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@catturd2.bsky.social
cybersecurity reporter + BlueSky's number one aquarium guy. official Project Veritas 'certificate of fake news' winner. also known as 'notorious scumbag Gizmodo freak' or 'Dopus Tom'
@gonebabygone.bsky.social
Chief of da autism police and boss of the Irish Mob at the same time. Cousin, I’m a union man.
@eldashraheb.bsky.social
https://www.abeelraheb.com Egyptian-American Editor and Writer (WGA West) Desperately trying to learn Spanish
@frenchys-goldau.bsky.social
Dad, husband, part time gold prospector. This is where I shitpost and share my adventures of prospecting in south east Australia 🇦🇺👇 https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
@mister-thorne.bsky.social
He/Him | Bi | Exmo | ♎♐♌ From this hour I ordain myself loos’d of limits and imaginary lines,
@los-los.bsky.social
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@chimney.bsky.social
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@jamie1947.bsky.social
~such tricks hath strong imagination~ La for tv animation, Westport frequently. peaked on vine https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaaprh5762dq4
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck the NRA. Then: East Coast Now: MN
@mementomorty.bsky.social
passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness A black cat who loves horror Definitely not a witch Lifts heavy stone she/her
@apexamigo.bsky.social
the count of quesadilla 34 he\they 🌈🗿 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq
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@thevivllainous.bsky.social
She/Her 🍉 Clownery is the best medicine Bluesky is where I post my nonsense✨
@scottbeckett.bsky.social
is an extinct genus of equid ungulate. Its species were long considered part of Propalaeotherium and Lophiotherium. A pregnant specimen was described in 2015.
@thecodyturk.bsky.social
Podcast host of Spooks, Creeps, and Assorted Devilry, Stand up Philosopher, tarot enthusiast, and Paranormal Researcher. ADHD https://patreon.com/spookscreepspod
@kdiggity8.bsky.social
Southside Mpls represent ACAB BLM, 🏳️🌈 lives matter he/him #MUFC "Ethnically Ambiguous"
@gopher33j.bsky.social
He/Him/Coach Progressive living in the Midwest. Loves soccer, crosswords, and refereeing youth soccer matches. .doopers on Discord
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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@caleodis.bsky.social
http://imdb.me/georgecaleodis actor/writer/comedian - Math Professor - musician - critical thinker - no hate.
@samlymatters.bsky.social
-Captain Ravioli -Standup on Fallon and Colbert -Standup special Baseball Mom on Amazon Prime (I do not have kids) -Formerly Full Frontal with Sam Bee (RIP)
@nerdyheisenberg.bsky.social
Pronouns: he/him 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦 ally teacher, lab tech, science communicator, salmon whisperer, world traveler, bookworm, photography enthusuast, and a mycologist wannabe nolite te bastardes carborundorum
@bethanydesign.bsky.social
My love language is sarcasm #IATSE Former visual design professor and department chair. World traveler. Parent. 🔵🦕🅿️🏳️🌈🇨🇦🇺🇦 Sometimes I help make movies #Dumplin’ #TheMenu #Lizzie
@aaronhuertas.bsky.social
Democracy and unions liker, former House staff. Vibes are real. Writing: aaronhuertas.com
@mauraquint.bsky.social
she/her Join the tax fight: Fair Share America https://www.fairshareusa.org/join-our-email-list Comedy writer, Onion contributor, mcsweeneys column, etc Currently in bed. Email nice things only: quintmaura@ gmail
@unfitz.bsky.social
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only. He/him/his Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
@thegoldstonegirl.bsky.social
Being the weird girl is never easy. Writer, filmmaker, actor. Proud union member: AEA, Sag-Aftra, WGA.
@buttonpusher42.bsky.social
I'm a time traveler, eventually I was gonna end trapped in an apocalypse... *looks around* Oh this is a lame apocalypse. Bringing back the interrobang (‽) #NoDickheads I am/Him ⓘ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨
@katieporteroc.bsky.social
Irvine mom & consumer protection attorney. Former Orange County Congresswoman. Running to be California's next governor.
@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025 Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
@richburroughs.dev
ADHD, tech, Arsenal, bitching about AI Links - https://linktr.ee/richburroughs
@cringeunworthy.bsky.social
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