emceekayvee
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck the NRA.
Then: East Coast
Now: MN
I buy very little but when I do it’s so I don’t kill someone. Wanna help ppl live?
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“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs. Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.” She/her
@skef-nobody.bsky.social
Go touch some grass. Life is short. Get better dopamine offline. Be your own validation. Save yourself.
@hatf.bsky.social
Account now acts as archive of being stalked and harassed by Andrew Hojman. Includes ref to Andrew Hojman boasting about manipulating Crown Prosecution Services and Merseyside Police Human rights defender also known as Fluff sometimes Quip 💛🤍💜🖤
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
@darrenpardee.dissky.com
I am really bad at going to and having fun at Disneyland. Should be a no-brainer. Not for this guy.
@chelchell.bsky.social
Rachel | she/any | 🌈 gay | Level 47 | DMs open 21+ sometimes NSFW | PNW (INW) | Libra ☀️ This is my journal: word dump, trauma dump and feelings dump I make a silly daily video journal on yt, I’m on day 1300ish https://linktr.ee/rachelmschell
@brucecoffman.bsky.social
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@fakenewsart.bsky.social
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@garretmandalatea.bsky.social
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@deepvard.bsky.social
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@chriswagner.bsky.social
Four strings and a mic. Kids, dogs, Jayhawks, Chiefs, Royals. Politics/legal post sicko. "KAAAN, SAAAS, CITY!" Punk rock and skateboards save lives. Need bass on your record? Come find me: https://linktr.ee/chriswagner
@notrimskiy.bsky.social
Making logistics software by day, catching photons with a bucket by night. Recovering vis comp sci. Occasionally security, compliance, electronics, and tech policy enthusiast. Good randos are welcome in mentions. Largely in Mpls.
@kevwi.bsky.social
Wields crêpe pans with preternatural accuracy. Autistic, HoH, SZA, CSA Survivor, so yeah cPTSD. Graduate of the Corbin Dallas School of Never Say Die.
@joenezac.bsky.social
I just need a place to dump my thoughts. If you’re listening or not, cool, let’s jam on favorite songs, or exchange poems and books, or something.
@thunderbuck.bsky.social
Northern Canadian. Cranky. #ElbowsUp Also: Jeopardy! S24 1-day champ. Honored to live on the traditional territory of the Kwanlin-Dun FN and the T'aan Kwachaan Council.
@chuckedahl.bsky.social
@chuckedahl.bsky.social Pro bono free association. Worth ever penny. Oblique, over-rated talent. I'm now in the "Finding Out" stage of BlueSky.
@theironsherk.bsky.social
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@subtrauma.bsky.social
I build things out of wood, metal, and concrete. And sometimes flour, yeast, water, and salt. Formerly "sufferface" on Twitter and here .
@mediumraregamer.bsky.social
🎮 Average (below average? 🤔) gamer enjoying the hobby. Husband. Twin dad. PS5. Xbox. Switch. Overall trier. Oh and I make TikTok game jokes 😏 https://www.tiktok.com/@mediumraregamer?_t=8qz1NsnZbPG&_r=1
@darius1c.bsky.social
Engineer / Nerd / Veteran / Art Admirer / Ally / INFJ 👁 Angel of Mischief ❤️🔥 "Heart of Steel" - SSN720 #GoPackGo Shareholder 🧀
@unpaintedhuffines.bsky.social
Would you buy unpainted furniture from my store? He/Him. Smart-ass leftist.
@jim-tworontoe.bsky.social
… the people have the power To redeem the work of fools …Patti Smith Dogs are family🐾 …🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️⚧️
@mrbeverages.bsky.social
Artist, dog lover, avid reader my hidden blocklist of nazis, transphobes, and insufferable libs that has a bad name so bluesky got stupid about it: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ageaevo6axza2xvzrpqbu674/lists/3jzkdvr22oy2p
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@johnnymyspace.bsky.social
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@alastairmcdermott.bsky.social
I help businesses implement AI without sacrificing people at the techbro altar. Listen to the podcast at https://humanspark.ai 🌟 Also a sports fanatic, you’ve been warned.
@mixstirmike.bsky.social
Id10t Out Writing Around gloom scrolling and trite shite posting the days away 💙 🍁 💛 <:Résist:> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@slabgorb.com
I do things with my mind such as art, writing software, and crushing my own vertebrae I live in DC for no good reason (ok it's the museums) If you like my art please feel free to print it out. It is almost all digital.
@dizwire.bsky.social
Vicarious traveler into art, photography, animation, gardening, tiki, cannabis, music, theme parks, tech, & randomness. Seeker of truth, justice, creativity, humor, and comma separated values. he/him
@magicalmerlin20-0.bsky.social
Pets,, Nature, Retired Nurse, old hippie, anti-Fascist, Veteran’s Mom 💙🇨🇦🇺🇦🚫MAGA, 🚫DM’s,🚫Porn #DoNotObeyInAdvance #DoNotGiveIntotheFear #DoNotGiveIntoTheLies
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Alba Gu Brath, Mainer in exile, Traveling Man, Proud to be Woke! Cautiously Optimistic . . . Yankee with Canadian Roots, Boomer
@writerdsjames.bsky.social
Prepare for the dark side. NSFW https://open.spotify.com/show/5RP7KFYo79KREyAXdSJ5xU
@cherylkdwoods.bsky.social
Trying to muster my inner fighter for what lies ahead in Ohio & our nation. #Resist #Persist #Democrat 🚫MAGAts #NoDemUnder1k
@dansheehan.memyon.org
Film music historian. Aspiring to be the derek guy of film music. Always support good journalism, social justice, writers and educators. He/him I use alt text obsessively. NYC/CT based. #filmsky #filmscores #music
@aliendog496.bsky.social
Minnesotan in the Emerald Triangle, far from the land of my people. Former data analyst, former pot farmer, current wreck.