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@henpeckedhal.bsky.social

Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.

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✨Sugar, spice, and mostly nice✨

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38 💅 Michigan ✋🏻 Heavy Metal Thunder ⚡️

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@exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social

Scientific Director, #MEAction Stanford Med Université de Montréal TIME100 Health 2024 #ME, #EDS, #POTS, #LongCOVID Views my own exceedhergrasp1 on Twitter

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Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears* *ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ" My Best Jokes (Allegedly): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7efvddpc6qlokhzdkcpphwg/feed/aaaeubvvn5rcm All: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahooxkl375u

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Musician. Unreliable narrator. Earth worm rescuer. Litter patrol. Skeeball Champion. Debut album: Table for One, Party of Two out now 🖤 https://open.spotify.com/album/6PrwSD3VHCSS4BfBHXrxNf?si=snwo0ZCISSC3aEQm6PfeUA

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designer of something. test: one. two. three. four. letterboxd.com/lincnotfound

@rads.bsky.social

Everything in moderation, except for snacks. http://twitch.tv/its_radsy

@buckyisotope.bsky.social

Hell, I love everybody https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope

@truegritrumble.bsky.social

emerging to do this again

@andrewchamings.bsky.social

British journalist in California. SFGate editor-at-large. also the Atlantic, Vice, SF Weekly. I write about crime and history and misfits and buildings. dm story tips

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30| books | games | writing | she/they affiliate on: twitch.tv/okiecorri

@royotathon.bsky.social

idiot. one time documentary subject. Red River Métis. he/him. Free Palestine.

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Level 6 internet goblin 4 star comment troll Stunningly idiotic https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaah4uijf72l6

@cornonthegoblin.bsky.social

from the magazines

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I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him

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Using washrooms to poop and pee, you?

@growlygrego.bsky.social

fortunate owl

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@yuckytom.bsky.social

well aren’t you a hot diggity dog and a scallywag to boot

@sirmichael.bsky.social

Creator of the Sturdy Wheelbarrows podcast and the grandson who continues to be persecuted for wearing jean shorts to his grandad's funeral :(

@sorrowscopes.bsky.social

Things are terrible (we follow our contributors)

@golfcartsurprise.bsky.social

nothing much to report thanks for asking

@sharky.bsky.social

👀 Stay hydrated. 12-time Winner of the Internet. Header by @atlastalos.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/sharky.bsky.social

@reduxedtotears.bsky.social

Living in my own private cognitive dissonance I'm not saying it's gonna get political, but it's gonna get political

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Vintage & EDH | Winter/Christmas Alters | Decision Science | Cat Lord | He/Him https://linktr.ee/kevincron

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Delightful

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@trisarahjtops.bsky.social

Based on a true story she/they Patreon with @invisichad: patreon.com/trisarahtops paypal: paypal.me/sarahjakubowski venmo: sarah-jakubowski-2 wishlist: https://shorturl.at/csEGW

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Former zygote.

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@sosostephg.bsky.social

She/her read, write, walk, repeat

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death historian. failing comedian. enterprising gay. i have autism (derogatory). @deathandfriends.bsky.social show me your favourite graveyards always a candidate, never a doctor death is for everybody out fall 2025

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u already know https://boxd.it/1Kcuz

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a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot

@dumbbeezie.bsky.social

This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you.

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If you play in dirt, you get dirty. 1/2 of https://bsky.app/profile/blastzonepod.bsky.social

@laurazepam.bsky.social

I just do whatever the cats tell me to

@jackiebouvier.bsky.social

These are my jokes. Please don't laugh at them. My children: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaiisbbcciv6

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@gupton68.bsky.social

a beautiful little fool the man, the myth, the bellend my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo

@sonictyrant.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44 Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter

@theotherlucille.bsky.social

secret agent. from the other app. she/her.

@frenziedandfine.bsky.social

I take a lot of photos and regurgitate a lot of sweet sentimentalities https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q2wajldac3x6vvzkuhz4z7vd/feed/aaab3iekrvkoe

@erinpaigerod.bsky.social

@knittaphd.bsky.social

Professor. Not the kind of doctor that helps people. Stoic-ish. Hygge. Knit. Garden. Soup. NY-WA

@frigginfrench.bsky.social

friendly funeral home bitch. being alive is weird. AHOY!