The Fishpants
Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
*ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ"
My Best Jokes (Allegedly):
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All:
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@aaronmullan.bsky.social
Musician / Audio Engineer / Software Engineer Portland, Oregon https://www.discogs.com/artist/265506-Aaron-Mullan https://tapeop.com/articles/by/aaron-mullan https://github.com/AaronMullan
@chelseacoleman.bsky.social
Looking to connect with filmmakers, activists, and people I know in real life. Some posts are serious, some are jokes, please confuse them.
@speedyquin.bsky.social
keen runner (half marathons), rugby fan, quins fanatic, almost a geek, also works in finance to pay the beer bills
@intheruins.bsky.social
Entry-level cryptid. I like: Absurd humor Post-apocalyptic things Cats https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kslrwjcbbs7uyn3ccwiwii6n/feed/aaagzst7vreuo 📍 New Haven
@jeancrones.bsky.social
Free 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 Pan, pot farmer Dismantling white supremacy requires white sacrifice
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet and star trek enthusiast. certified cornball New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts On sale: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
@heyimkevinsully.bsky.social
Writer for HowToGeek.com and StrangelyAmesomeGames.com. Bipolar/ADHD. The usual. I also have an awesome kid (yay single dads) I'm into Marvel Snap. If you're playing against a "Dr. Foxwater" it's probably me.
@probgobl.in
I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.
@mrkessell.bsky.social
Weird Artist. Writer and Illustrator of Comics (Batboy & the Art of Self-Sabotage, Shvitzin’ to the Small Stuff) Thinks he’s funny. https://mrkessell.com Avi: Skeletal Tillie grinning Banner: Batboy lying in a pile of leaves on an Autumn day
@aghastronaut.com
Minneapolis non-comedian Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff. (he/him)
@goblin.news
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️
@avoidavoidavoid.bsky.social
unnerving cartoon rabbit//being about town Here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t2dv5gg3p5ufumoa3jdhhpme/feed/aaagv3mq6ulhq
@wendyb07.bsky.social
good luck, honey https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ybrwo3nukomwftjzqpxwu2pe/feed/aaalqf3fd6wjm
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
@tickystacky.bsky.social
Stuff starts out not making sense, so I sensitize it. 🏳️⚧️ How do YOU flamingo? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaamnliwe64w4
@blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social
Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
@pausedmortem.bsky.social
inside, dead annoyed, eternally https://bsky.app/profile/pausedmortem.bsky.social/search
@jackboot.bsky.social
Some rando. I shall occasionally be reposting my old crap from the other place. If that's gauche, sue me. I only have so many thoughts. My thingy-doos: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x7c6xlcylaorwzbms2xlzjpf/feed/aaacjsujdyxeu
@havishaf.bsky.social
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. Fuck genocide! 🇵🇸 La crème de la crème here 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
@blackle.bsky.social
I do a lot of stuff because my brain has too many chemicals. 1994 ⚧ it/its I have 12 birthdays a year because of a medical mishap: https://youtu.be/OEirbqQjynU https://suricrasia.online/
@plainreckage.bsky.social
Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.
@johnlyon.bsky.social
Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
@sorocchungus.bsky.social
Ungovernable Data Gremlin for Lymphoma Research in Western NY. I’m also a hat. He/Him/Trash • Jail the cops that killed Breonna Taylor and Daniel Prude • Free Palestine • Trans Rights are Human Rights • Nationalize Elon’s Companies • Fund Cancer Research
@gyrate.bsky.social
US/UK dual citizen, and grumpy about politics in both. Not here to talk about my current job. All views expressed are those of the voices in my head. Void where prohibited.
@auntgi1127.bsky.social
Retired teacher, dedicated but stressed Democrat, married 53 years, 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️🌈 women’s rights, human rights, despise everything MAGAt. It’s always the guns. 🚫DM or PM please. Do not think I’m interested in a personal connection. I am not!
@waltzingrhino.bsky.social
6'6"-ish | ginger | Creator and sole-distributor of homeopathic treatment for gullibility | BGLQT Ally | Browncoat | Will Never Be Accused Of Being An AI If you DM me stupid shit, I'll take a screenshot and share.
@ambertiff.bsky.social
Gen X European UKish 🇪🇺 Spend more time talking to cats than people. I'd rather be woke than be morally broke. In a relationship.💘 #BLM #LGBTQIA+Ally #KTTO #TacticalVoting #PR #TransRightsAreHumanRight #Disability #SlavaUkrainii 🇺🇦
@awesomereesee.bsky.social
Obeying authoritarian regimes makes you complicit in them. She/her. Anarcho-Democratic Socialist. Autistic Zoomer Hippie Goth Punk and wannabe animator. INFP. Bigots/AI/Cryptobros/Zionists/Pedos/Zoos DNI. letterboxd.com/awesomereesee
@fuggothaclown.bsky.social
FREE LUIGI 🙏 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 PUNCH NAZIS🥊 PROTECT TRANS HOMIES 🏳️⚧️ 18+ MDNI🔞 They/Any🏳️🌈
@curiousjim.bsky.social
I'm Jimmy and I wonder about stuff. Dirty Hippie Commie, love dogs both canine and hot. Anti-Patriarchy, Eat the Rich. Neuro-spicy, ADHD, PTSD. Introverted af. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:glrcmsd233jdu45mbhf2fh2g/feed/aaalw4bt4ftka
@breadeddragoon.bsky.social
|26| they/them nsfw/AI/nfts dni on this account please I like computers and drawing, open source nerd will maybe post art and some projects here Program I use: Krita
@thenewdomshow.bsky.social
I tend to post a lot; sorry 'bout that. Musician, designer, producer, artist, writer, golfer, foot guy (not in a weird way), bass player and other silliness. Very old indeed. West Sussex, two cats, banana for scale.
@spunquee.bsky.social
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky. I’m spunquee. I like my oatmeal lumpy. …Sometimes I get ridiculous. She/her Maryland
@rickyjose.bsky.social
Joskus ollu helppoo, joskus ollu vaikeet. If you can't scale it with a banana it's not real. Cani a quien le gusta la tortilla con cebolla y la paella con chorizo. Kartoffelboomer, Fraktion Kurzarmhemd und Sandalen mit Socken.
@drfrekyll.bsky.social
Dom, he/him, married, sprog, living the rockasilly life. Trying to hold on to a youth I didn't have, nostalgic for a time I didn't live in. I'm 37, this is my last social media move, so don't fuck it for everyone.
@jtony.com
Artist living in Salt Lake City. Owner of The SpookyRiot art car. Www.jtony.com Non-binary, he/them
@britpoptarts.bsky.social
Catless cat lady wrangling tiny hausweezlz, progressive Dem leading w/ kindness & cuss words, collector/enjoyer of music, books, movies, tarot decks, yarn, rings… Mostly harmless. Good weird. Interested in many things (ADHD). She/her. I have no $ for you.
@d4c3.bsky.social
@sentientyoyo.bsky.social
Anti-alpha on that sugma gindset Certified Grimace milker Consciously adopting a positive perspective Masterful Gambit Sir
@maxenurse.bsky.social
Irreverent Brit nurse practitioner, chronic dad humour... "It shouldn't happen in health care" @ maxenurse.wordpress.com . Married, kids, relatively sane from the outside! Nobody pays me any attention... bsky.app/profile/maxenurse.bsky.social 8/1/25
@ajoyce.bsky.social
Fandom: OFMD, Good Omens, Deadloch, WWDITS, Buffyverse, 9-1-1, IWTV Likes: cats, technology, social justice, being silly. Middle aged. Likes a nap, mildly unhealthy interest in Rhys Darby, chronic pain haver She/her