Bert Von Nuggets
It's a half an enchilada and you think you're gonna drown. That's the way that the world goes round.
@scrumble-eggs.bsky.social
PRONOUNS | Twitter: scrumble_eggs | https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/1IWKCQ0KP9I5Z?ref_=wl_share My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bwqttzhwjyep43x7yhc4brqw/lists/3lbj3x3cj6m22
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
I'm a niche genre. Does this work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabh3yla3vcq
@wffleballhelmet.bsky.social
Who mistook the steak for chicken? Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajygjltpaxk
@hatesnicethings.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aum7wwntjlo6auesswofcnjd/feed/aaahkdqq3gxua
@samuelhlowe.bsky.social
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq Faves: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo
@jasonnotevil.bsky.social
5x Heisman Trophy winner, Double EGOT, part-time God https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jabrgwziynokgmh6fcbzycnv/feed/aaagejegk2djq
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything. #KeepBlueskyWeird
@blairloudly.bsky.social
this is just a long sustained cry for help 🇨🇦🏳️🌈 my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
@potzer.xyz
Millennial pan trans enby. dragon raccoon - it/its - Sex Work is work - Pay SWers. Black & Trans Lives Matter. Sex & Kink+ 18+🔞I reskeet lewds & M/A minors will be blocked owned and collared by @ivyharte.bsky.social Throne: https://throne.com/creature604
@riothobbit.bsky.social
chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
@crazyafbutcute.bsky.social
Nerdy, Dirty, Inked, and Curvy https://linktr.ee/crazyafbutcute
@cola.baby
Art and apparel. Provocation is a public service. www.thecolacorporation.com
@mrbeverages.bsky.social
Artist, dog lover, avid reader my hidden blocklist of nazis, transphobes, and insufferable libs that has a bad name so bluesky got stupid about it: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ageaevo6axza2xvzrpqbu674/lists/3jzkdvr22oy2p
@proffreakzworth.bsky.social
Serial liker. Twitter is dead. Views are carefully manufactured to make you like me. 43
@cosmicallyf.bsky.social
*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists *Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me. *Federally funded certified schizophrenic. *ADHD and persistent anxiety. *EDS and lupus spoonie. *Cat. *Adults only. *I am absolutely not responsible.
@badposter.lol
hiding in you’re garbage can, makin Posts! i love wood. Massachusetts. https://burymewithmymoney.com
@milfordthomas.bsky.social
writer. opioid addict & alcoholic in recovery, 1/30/18. neurodivergent 🏳️⚧️
@zencoffeebreak.bsky.social
(they/them) aro-ace • non-binary • long covid & ME/CFS • secular humanist • ex-Christian • friend-shaped #LongCovid #TransRights #SmashThePatriarchy
@yesallcops.net
I'm here to talk shit, not debate Your opinion isn't necessary, I promise Please don't feel obligated to follow me Don't dm me for money, I was gonna dm you for money
@manicpanic.bsky.social
They/them. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI Cashapp: https://cash.app/$paycricketmoney Venmo: https://venmo.com/crankycricket my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lz3jukwmz32gov7ln7vxtwre/feed/aaanepkijcmt6
@cynfullysweetxo.bsky.social
whiskey girl, world traveler, adventure seeker, politically disgusted. kindness is a choice, if you don't have something nice to say, fuck off (avi is not me. photography is mine unless noted)
@scottmcmillan.bsky.social
He/Him weirdo and reprobate.
@missfannie.bsky.social
She/Her | breast cancer Survivor | Mother | Sister | leftist | bi You can totally DM me but I probably won’t reply 💋
@nursebrianrn.bsky.social
Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
@struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter It's the music, stupid I resisted last time, thanks OG nerd He/Him Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 📍Haudenosaunee 👇Dumb stuff from my gray matter. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the surprise in your cereal box. Let’s get dangerous! ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
@robmcfadden.bsky.social
Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do? sports alt: https://bsky.app/profile/robadelphia.gobirds.online
@devindonuts.bsky.social
I read to cope with the horrors. My dog is pretty rad. Get in good trouble 🫡
@nullpinter.bsky.social
Coder and fun haver. Expect a like from me if you’re succeeding, thriving, persisting, or just trying to do good
@gabemathewsband.bsky.social
The Earth rotates every 24 hours, but I only rotate off the couch when absolutely necessary.
@nikalamity.bsky.social
a hot mess My Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:m2vyt2c75uebzega5vcbyypf/feed/aaadgbdqzhulm
@meza.bsky.social
I like to draw and write about Pokémon, sometimes. Possible suggestive reposts and discussion, so minors don't follow, please. 32. AO3 - https://tinyurl.com/bdf8r6wf Art - #MezArt. #MezaTellonym; https://tellonym.me/mezam #MezaFanfiction
@notalawyer.bsky.social
No longer in good standing with the New York State bar My newsletter: StringinaMaze.net
@theserfstv.bsky.social
Métis (he/him) weareserfs.com Lefty news politics and comedy. LGBTQ+ activism and civil rights are my jam. If you enjoy my sillies check out YouTube.com/@theserftimes
@merrittk.com
Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com (buy our debut title: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/Fledgling_Manor/)
@iwriteok.bsky.social
I am the host of Behind the Bastards and overlord of podcasts at Cool Zone Media
@jilljpeg.bsky.social
At this point, I no longer have the ability to write any more bios in my life. Or passwords. Or third factor authentication number sequences.