Jason the Average (Jason’s Version)®️💛🤍💜🖤
Come join me on the adventure of a lifetime. Everything will go wrong, and it will be beautiful.
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As long as we’re here, we should try to have a good time. If you follow people on this list, be nice. Otherwise I will hint you down and demand retribution.
Death by 1000 Laughs
The funniest, most engaging accounts on this site.
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Professional Funny People (probably less funny than the random shitposters, tbh)
Not Murderers
People who definitely won’t kill you. Unless you have a bad heart or no sense of humor.
@siroswaldrigby.bsky.social
Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k
@wafflecoffee.bsky.social
"annoying woke twat" fresh shite: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaad54gcxcjro polished turds: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaaciatrdxzmm County Galway 🇮🇪
@gojirademonstah.bsky.social
Huitzilopochtli disciple. Wookian popozuda. Not going to pay a lot for this muffler. My better half (check out her artwork!) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bhhv7dq2kbaogwnbafg5eyvq
@broonsy.bsky.social
Just when you thought it was safe to make a roux https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:d4nuucag57mxifekkw2pgtvh/feed/aaagccs6cw7ng
@kristenwixx.bsky.social
Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes. https://twittergamesblog.wordpress.com/
@hormonella.bsky.social
My body is not my temple It’s more like my bar and grill
@thecolbertson.bsky.social
Go on without, me, I’ll catch up in five minutes. A certified idiot. He/him https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ob6qrzad6m567hf63j3lqrwz/feed/aaaayyv6djtee
@railroadofsin.bsky.social
Doing the Neutron Dance Smoking myself hazy Siren A finely tuned sound tsunami. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of Sound & Fury. Vampira's Fiend I am a Chaos. Painting. California says hello. ALL HAIL! Sturgill Simpson Margo Price Luke Bell
@dougwoog.bsky.social
an aged dumdum https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:euroqjgweuwd4gfraqpztoqe/feed/aaao7oli5hxbg
@quicklycrocodile.bsky.social
i don't blame you (yes i do) mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s4itrggfqgvsf5wx3fgrmj33/feed/aaaov5bpxf23q alt pfp: starfish on a beach that looks like it’s leaping over something. alt bgp: bitch
@sonictyrant.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44 Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
@nursebrianrn.bsky.social
Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
@picklerudd.bsky.social
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer Views my own not my employer's My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
@ghostinaglass.bsky.social
There are decades when scrolling happens, there are weeks when posting happens 25 He/him 🏳️🌈 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalkds2xhaam
@deadontheoutside.bsky.social
kara, grey/ace, 18+ ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II 🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop ☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d 💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
@ferdpo.bsky.social
Father. Husband.Trans. Gay. AuDHD. MT. Antifash. Communist. Trekkie. TTRPGS. Tarot. Stand-up. Graphic design/illustration. 30 or 40 years old. Imagine a guy on his phone. That’s me.
@gggiantginger.bsky.social
So tall it’s kinda weird. Slut positive. Queer. Fence sitter. 美国大阴茎 https://ngl.link/gggiantginger
@pausedmortem.bsky.social
a bolter https://bsky.app/profile/pausedmortem.bsky.social/search
@mostlysharks.bsky.social
they/she | maybe a shark | australian (sorry) contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
@mgamber.bsky.social
profoundly queer babe with punk vibes 💋 she/her | 🏳️⚧️ & 🏳️🌈 | 30 sometimes I watch movies: https://boxd.it/QD2b
@smillz.lol
Better half → @kmillz.lol 💍 Just me → https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabg4dgwqiyu
@vermontchicken.bsky.social
Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Chicken butt. My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym I am not here for serious medical or psychological advice.
@writingdcm.bsky.social
“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan Husband, SAHD, independent, gamer, reader, blogger, Bluey fan My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
@wristroom.bsky.social
I have a lot of wrists. He/him. Probably autistic. Also here are my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaapnafhkr7ak Best skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaackgzflmo7e
@widespreadmemes.bsky.social
Your source for memes and some jokes, some funny videos and other things to show everyone and even your grandma! 📍 The Internet
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆 • Goodfeeds https://goodfeeds.co/ • @skyapp.bsky.social thanked by darth july 20, 2023 📍Austin, TX
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet and star trek enthusiast. certified cornball New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts On sale: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
@infinitefinite.bsky.social
Tell your pets I said hi. she/they recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabjtlbs2vhk best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eztpytjgktizvzoddfmqmhf4/feed/aaabju4yjmtbw
@admiralsnaccbar.bsky.social
I enjoy untoasted poptarts and cross stitching. I do an ASMR YouTube channel as well. He/him https://youtube.com/@sleepytimeretreat?si=JdM9ywR_JnV1gE8o
@jewkrainian.bsky.social
30 something Software Engineer Ohio escapee (cleveland sports) An idiot who types things Denver📍 just my skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig NGL https://ngl.link/ledhead
@kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well. Weird guy that lives in my house @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
@girlawhirl.bsky.social
🌾Just a girl wording through this world💃🏽 Top Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafwpq7giqcg
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
I mean, I guess... My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f
@avoidavoidavoid.bsky.social
unnerving cartoon rabbit//being about town Here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t2dv5gg3p5ufumoa3jdhhpme/feed/aaagv3mq6ulhq
@cloverkisscinema.bsky.social
Texas' finest six-seat cinema. Best of Clover Kiss: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/feed/aaap7zbcna67m [We follow our contributors!]
@zekejw.bsky.social
Half Luxembourgish, half American, whole sad. Visually arresting. Sent from my iPhone NGL… https://ngl.link/zekejw My posts… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
@kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social
Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear. Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiic6oiigjs Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
@cringeunworthy.bsky.social
I only drink hot tap water death before detransition recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
@augustreverie.bsky.social
Perpetually awkward | Dark humor & spooky vibes enthusiast 🖤💜 NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo