Bob Heller
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
buffaloeggs.com is my gift to the world
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@arfmeasures.bsky.social
I'm only on season 3 of the news. No spoilers please. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eovcv23qyhbah4huiqzirnp4/feed/aaaea46bxsi3k
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
If I have to join one more social media platform I’m going to kms
@kimmalien.bsky.social
Reptilian humanoid in a cozy skin suit Skrrts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzx3l5xolmcvx5zcu3t3bl7o/feed/aaac25lduykog
@deeks549.bsky.social
Professional Procrastinating Introvert Recovering addict New Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaaaq5yncb67a Best Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaagy2zlggk6i
@surprisedface.bsky.social
You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out. Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
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@puddleofbrain.bsky.social
In 1977 a heavenly being spoke to me about a head injury that I sustained in 1968
@oleloken.bsky.social
Traditional Animator 🇳🇴 worked on: Klaus, Green eggs n ham, Space jam2, Disenchanted, Song of the Sea, Fixed, One Piece, Ethel and Ernest +++ https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5726490/
@billcorbett.bsky.social
writer actor rifftrax mst3k crow t. robot. dog butler. instagram @billcorbett Eu vou coringar
@giandoh.bsky.social
Chronic masticator. My Inanities: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3k6pticv2dusa7t3xjwmd56n/feed/aaafkkulmi2pq My “Music”: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5
@filth-waste.bsky.social
half sharkalligator, half man. discord: filth_waste filth_posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jn2yuheybqo5xhu37ol3uuzk/feed/aaaeem6bktoy2 🏠seattle ☀️sagittarius
@alanbaxter.bsky.social
Author of horror and weird fiction. Martial Artist. Britstralian. Whisky drinker. Dog lover. Metalhead. He/him. https://alanbaxter.com.au/contact/ (Banner image by Dean Rankine)
@vgmuseum.bsky.social
Bringing you videogame endings in static form since the 1900s. www.VGMuseum.com http://instagram.com/vgmuseum http://facebook.com/vgmuseum1 https://tumblr.com/vgmuseum1 https://twitter.com/vgmuseum1
@cfrelund.bsky.social
Mostly NFL Data Science at the NFL Network. Breaking down sports data on Numbers Game Show (YouTube). Come hang out!
@acosta32jp.bsky.social
Football writer at SB Nation. 3-high safety enthusiast. You can probably find me at Disney.
@leggypain.bsky.social
Neurodivergent, Demi, Bi, hedonistic, a little artistic, bookish and riddled with climate anxiety. Elbows Up https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapy4wmn6ltq
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
I’ve made my whole personality my whole personality. Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Fuck the NRA. Then: East Coast Now: MN
@lordratsquirt.bsky.social
Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. 🇺🇦
@notjpo.bsky.social
Welcome to my menopause blog. It’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
@drjuliangravy.bsky.social
Dr of electrical painting and Internationally recognised monobrow artist. I am an artist in the way ABBA were a rap group. Small book / zine maker. They / them / he www.drjuliangravy.com 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
@snappleroan.bsky.social
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@jcsalterego.bsky.social
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆 • Goodfeeds https://goodfeeds.co/ • @skyapp.bsky.social thanked by darth july 20, 2023 📍Austin, TX
@oldguywithdogs.bsky.social
ATCK, cemetery photographer, agility practitioner. There may be dogs. Former RDBMS guy. Guy who wrote definitive termcap entries. There's one guy waving in the back - oh he's looking for the waitress. awk master DMs are turned off
@captainacab.airbud.website
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
@kenjennings.bsky.social
Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (bit.ly/3kLgJKO) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (patreon.com/omnibusproject).
@skinnersteven.bsky.social
Twitter user @SkinnerSteven, Host of Friends of the Show Podcast stevenwskinner.com
@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. (He/him) Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk
@vodkamuse.bsky.social
Same girl, different platform. I used to be funny, now I’m medicated. Bipolar with daddy issues. Peanut butter M&M’s are life. Mental health advocate. Warning: You will be offended.
@unenthusiast.com
enabled enabler laziest perfectionist assuming final form "He's not that popular. He has no friends." -Stan Lee ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
@pantsbenjamin.bsky.social
I'm only here to make you happy www.twitch.tv/tptv
@dorsalstream.bsky.social
You know, for kids. Lapsed philosopher. I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter thanks for asking: http://howtotalk.substack.com. For just my posts, click this monstrosity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:u4p4mzethzbuovsc55tzbdhw/feed/aaaae2trykso
@hollowverses.bsky.social
Click here now: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kutsfhvksptfmlwljlg6hk4h/feed/aaafojeeyrfu2
@mikemelton.bsky.social
All photos are my own and not AI. I am a filmmaker and photographer based in Olympia, WA, and Bijagua, Costa Rica @casabentbill.bsky.social but I spend as much time as I can in hot, humid, tropical forests. Because that's where the birds are! he/him