Sharon Stoned
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BlueSky only. Tech enthusiast (optimist). Futurist and early-adopter of everything.
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Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck the NRA. Then: East Coast Now: MN
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Trans woman of colour. Artist. Poet. She/Her. http://paypal.me/fightingpride http://patreon.com/fightingpride93 http://ko-fi.com/fightingpride
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3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025 Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
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Ken White, criminal defense attorney and First Amendment litigator. Co-host of Serious Trouble podcast and writer at The Popehat Report. Signal: KenWhite.1969
@junlper.beer
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Host of all podcasts. Independent Journalist. Top 0.001 Meme Creator and Memeology Influencer. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
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@veryimportant.lawyer
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Tlönista. Shitposting merrily downward. Weird plant, cat, books lady. Sci-fi, fantasy, art, jazz, etc. Profile photo is a selfie with the bottom half of my face hilariously covered by my cat's. Banner pic is of crows in a tree.
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Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike.
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Leader of the Ankh-Morpork Posters' Guild. autistic. sorry for whatever I skeeted. she/her but you can also call me dude, bro, guy, idc. DON'T ASK US ABOUT: rocks troll's with sticks Mrs. Cake rains of spaniel's. chili. fog. Mrs. Cake
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